Gender Reveal Parties

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  1. boone

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    I thought there was more than 2 genders now and how dare you assume the gender of a child based off of genetic DNA testing. . .
     
  2. Joe_Pesci

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    at least those people got a ball that was guaranteed to break
     
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  3. Corky Bucek

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    Saw this one in FB :pffft:

    IT'S A BOY!1!!1!!

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  4. Bruce Wayne

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    I can smell the white trash from here
     
  5. Larry Sura

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    You can tell a lot more than his gender from those photos. You can already tell he won't go to college, he'll probably never live more than 25 miles from home, and he'll be great at fixing cars the rest of his life.
     
  6. AIP

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    That's not such a bad thing
    my one friends son is 16 and can fix just about anything with an engine, does terrible in school and books are not his thing but man he know cars, lawn mowers, snow blowers etc.... when the world ends me knowing all about insurance will not save me but this kid can fix your ac unit
     
  7. CoastalOrange

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    Have a buddy whose wife has basically mandated that they have a gender reveal thing for their 2nd child. His stipulation was to do it by hatchet throwing. Some how she agreed so now he is having to learn to throw a hatchet to bust some sort of balloon. He has said that it isn't going well so far.
     
  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    Saw a friend from HS hit and exploding golf ball that exploded i to the gender specific color.

    Yay!!
     
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  9. Where Eagles Dare

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    "I'm having the God damn doctor tell me in the office"

    ^^^Best Friends reaction
     
  10. Joe_Pesci

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    can someone explain what's going on here? was there some kind of target with paint in it?
     
  11. Corky Bucek

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    Yes, it looks as if there was a target filled with the color designated the gender of the unborn child. The marksmen was successful with his shot and the target revealed the young couple will be having a boy.
     
  12. Joe_Pesci

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    they should add a new stipulation to these to make them more interesting: if the husband can't complete the gender reveal feat, the child has to be put up for adoption.
     
  13. Bill the Butcher

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    Got one on FB where a 16 year old has hers, family is super ghetto. Younger daughter starts poppin and locking when its revealed to be a girl
     
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  14. ashy larry

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    raise the stakes fella. partial-birth bort
     
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  15. wes tegg

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    Does this mean the kid is black?
     
  16. Emmy Rossum

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  17. wes tegg

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    Glad they're bringing a child into the world.
     
  18. dblplay1212

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    At a Dr appt yesterday, I got trapped in the small waiting room with 6 pregnant women. They started talking about how they revealed the gender and it took all I had to stop myself from telling them that nobody cared what gender they were having.
     
  19. Daddy Rabbit

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    That's a big fish
     
  20. zeberdee

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    the best way is to not find out at all.
     
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  21. TC

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    You should have done a recruiting commitment style announcement where you put on and throw down different hats
     
  22. dahldennsull

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    knew before I clicked, but still had to see for myself....

    went to youtube page of video, looked in comments underneath and saw link to original video. Sent me to her facebook page, clicked on her name...

    location - Oklahoma

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  23. dblplay1212

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    We're actually waiting until birth bc I realize only like 3 people (my mom and her sisters) give a damn about the gender of my child and personally I'd rather have a surprise.
     
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  24. TC

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    Just standing by the fax machine on signing day. Old school
     
  25. blind dog

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    I don't care what other people do but I wanted to know on all my kids. My wife was even worse, she apparently had to have clothes picked out for the first year before birth
     
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  26. dblplay1212

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    Don't get me wrong, I want to know, but I want the surprise more. Wife has a cart on several sites set up for boy and girl so we'll just go on the day after they are born and buy those carts. The kid can chill in a white onesie for a few days. Not a huge deal. Not like they are going outside a lot those days.
     
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  27. HatterasJack

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    The balloons being under inflated, failing to fly, popping and landing in the water to drown is probably a decent synopsis of the poor girls future.
     
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  28. zeberdee

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    you don't have to put the kid in a white onesie just buy some of both and then exchange whatever you don't use.
     
  29. dblplay1212

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    The kid has several Alabama and Yankee onesies so they can stay in those for a few days. Plus several that are grey with safari stuff on them. Having clothes to put them in isn't an issue.
     
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  30. CoastalOrange

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    Girl on the front of the boat would get it.
     
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  31. dahldennsull

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    or they could have just been blown up by humans and not helium....

    that said, they probably still believed they would fly
     
  32. Fusiontegra

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    When you gotta do a gender reveal but ball is life.

     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    Taking Gender Reveals to new heights



     
  34. Tiffin

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    They're naming the kid Tesla? Fucking milenials
     
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  35. AIP

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    After the 80s hair band
     
  36. bigred77

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    call it what you want
     
  37. dahldennsull

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    i was fine with the video until I also realized this was his name...
     
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    About as redneck FL as you can get

     
  39. wes tegg

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    Why do people always fuck with Alligators?
     
  40. Cheshire Bridge

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    Because it's an easy victory? #Florida Gators
     
  41. CF3234

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    that rim was awfully low. also always enjoy seeing the pure joy/extreme disappointment from whichever person doesn't get the gender they want.
     
  42. DelapThrows

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    Except it's in Louisiana. Come correct.
     
  43. Jack Parkman

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    Tomatoe tomato
     
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  44. Daddy Rabbit

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  45. wes tegg

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    :roll: The little boys being sad it's a sister is the best part.
     
  46. Fusiontegra

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    The older one watching on, like, “you done fucked up now”
     
  47. HatterasJack

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    And the mom’s look at the camera indicating things might have gone differently for the young one but for the evidence.
     
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  48. Corky Bucek

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  49. dahldennsull

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    i thought he was about to run over that baby-mama
     
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  50. CF3234

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    Right up there with the catfish gender reveal for most trashy.