Gender Reveal Parties

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  1. Hoss Bonaventure

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    We only see our families once a year so I’m ok with us waiting to tell them at a dinner
     
  2. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    All of sudden I’m now a fan of these

     
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  3. dahldennsull

    dahldennsull Living in the best state
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    was funnier on page 9
     
  4. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    I went back and looked and can’t believe I missed it,

    terrible work by me
     
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  5. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    To be fair, if any of these deserved to be posted more than once, it’s that one.
     
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  6. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    Glad you survived man. Congrats
     
  7. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    the first obstacle of modern fatherhood: keeping everyone alive and in-tact during the gender reveal.
     
  8. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    It’s the leading cause of life insurance premium increases
     
  9. Corky Bucek

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  10. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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    In case you want to see how much got on him, full video here:

     
  11. shaolin5

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  12. Corky Bucek

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  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    God I was hoping he was going to smash into one of those parked cars.
     
  14. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Disappointed he didn't hit something
     
  15. Tiffin

    Tiffin GOATs
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    She really blue him.
     
  16. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    didn’t think car dudes were capable of producing male offspring
     
  17. goblue31602

    goblue31602 Well-Known Member
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  18. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Dad: Don't care, having boy.
     
  19. visa

    visa Shock the world
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  20. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Seems kinda dangerous
     
  21. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    For the football
     
  22. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    Why were there so many footballs there and why was the first one white? I’m very confused.
     
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  23. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    that one filled my gender reveal bingo card
     
  24. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    This still doesn’t tell us the gender boom roasted
     
  25. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    Woah man pls don’t do me like this. I’ve got a family to worry about now.
     
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  26. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    Each ball reveals a different aspect of the baby. It's kinda like MASH
     
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  27. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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  28. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    Bookmark this dad so in 10 years we can come back and see him trying to relive his glory days through his son.
     
    #478 backinblack23, Dec 27, 2019
    Last edited: Dec 27, 2019
  29. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    That guy had a scholarship until he tore his knee up
     
  30. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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  31. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    pretty good oop by the lady
     
  32. DelapThrows

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    yeah, I've seen a few of those go pretty wrong with a bad pass
     
  33. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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  34. zachary

    zachary <3
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    why do the most unathletic people do these type of gender reveals?
     
  35. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    There’s no way that guy played any kind of organized sports past the age of 8.
     
  36. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Just bunt
     
  37. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Kid is doomed to be a spaz
     
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  38. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
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    That’s pretty hilarious
     
  39. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Just saw a gender reveal on my timeline from today, had to be 25+ people there. Gotta love it!
     
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  40. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    Not a gender reveal, but maternity photos. What in the actual fuck? Gotta click the tweet to read what this nutjob wrote.
     
  41. BlazingRebel

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    Somebody should have got him a Tee
     
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  42. Larry Sura

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  43. CF3234

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    What the fuck
     
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  44. Emma

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    Trashiest gender reveal goes to

     
  45. Nandor the Relentless

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    Would have been funny if the “driver” had fucked up and run the car thru the house
     
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  46. Patrick Swayze

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    In so many of these instances I’m concerned for the child’s Wellbeing long term
     
  47. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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  48. Popovio

    Popovio The poster formerly known as "MouseCop"
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