Wife asked about a party but instead I suggested that we invite the grandmas and a couple aunts over to help paint the bedroom. The surprise was when they opened the paint cans to see what color the walls were going to be. I didn't have to have a party for gender reveal and got a bedroom painted for free. Lifehack.
My wifes mom asked if she could paint our baby's room and I let her so I'm with you there Biff Bridges
Sitting in the OB waiting room right now. We found out last month so we picked up the phone and called family. A friend of mine has a baby coming in December. I think he had a fantastic idea. They are not finding out because they don't want a bunch of gender specific gifts. Instead they will be getting practical things instead of a bunch of monogrammed onesies that won't fit after a few months.
Black Twitter Still Undefeated – Dude Does A Baby Mama Reveal On IG Hey white people! Take your gender reveals and shove them up your asses. Black Twitter just took shit next level with baby mama reveals. (Yes I know he did the reveal on IG but Black Twitter is a movement and not something that occurs on literally just twitter.) A sentimental moment like this would bring a tear to Antonio Cromartie’s eye. When you’re running around banging so many chicks, all the people in your life couldn’t even guess which girl is your baby’s mother, that’s something special. Blacking out her face like she’s a video game character that hasn’t been unlocked yet, something special. Scheduling an exact time for your reveal to drop on social media like you’re dropping an album, something special. In a weird way I’m so jealous of these shenanigans. I gotta sit at a barbecue with pink and blue balloons while some Vineyard Vines catalog couple awkwardly hugs each other. This dude basically hosted his own episode of Maury on his IG page. Incredible. Forever and always undefeated.
here's a new one - a couple we know isn't finding out the gender of their baby in advance so instead of a gender reveal party, they're having a party where everyone can throw up $5 and bet on the gender/length/weight/birthdate. of course once you win whatever small amount of money you're going to just give it the baby as a gift or look like an asshole. luckily I have an excuse why I can't go that day.
That's how my sister and Brolo did theirs. Made total sense. but I also had a friend try this only for his wife make him paint the babie's room all over again when they had the actual kid and for her to complain constantly that the kid had nothing cute to wear so she could go shopping for baby clothes.
This would go well in the African American social media thread as well. Wonder how long he needed to warm up? Noticed he has headphones on lol
Ouch. I like how she screams "you aren't supposed to hit it that hard." As if lightly tapping it would have made it explode when it didn't the first time.
c'mon son. When the hit & run is called, you can't be out there taking pitches and stranding the base runner. No matter where the pitcher throws it, you GOTTA be swinging