Gender Reveal Parties

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  1. TC

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  5. ashy larry

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    all for some social media shine
     
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  6. devine

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    These need to stop
     
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    who are you to play god. we might need this.
     
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    I'm disappointed the video isnt up
     
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  10. TC

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    Funeral reveal!
     
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    KNOXVILLE, Iowa (AP) - Authorities say an Iowa family's attempt at a gender reveal party for a soon-to-be-born baby went horribly wrong when a homemade device that was meant to discharge colored powder instead exploded like a pipe bomb, killing a 56-year-old relative.

    The Marion County Sheriff's office says Pamela Kreimeyer died instantly when debris struck her head Saturday before flying another 432 feet (132 meters) and landing in a nearby field in rural Knoxville, about 35 miles (56 kilometers) southeast of Des Moines.

    Kreimeyer was 45 feet (14 meters) from the device when it exploded.


    Authorities say family members had been experimenting with explosives in the hopes of posting a colorful announcement on social media.

    Family members welded a metal cylinder to a stand and packed it with gunpowder that they thought would send the colored baby powder aloft. But authorities say tape covering the top of the cylinder caused it to detonate like a pipe bomb.
     
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  12. Emma

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    Out with the old, in with the new like they say
     
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  14. ashy larry

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    that’s some homer hickam pre ms. riley understanding of projectiles.
     
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    Sick reference. Out of this world.
     
  16. ashy larry

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    prodigenous!
     
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  17. GeneralPaton

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    Did they say what color the bomb was? I’m desperate to know the gender of the baby
     
  18. Emma

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    Red when it was all said and done
     
  19. Doc Louis

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    That was god’s will.
     
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    And the mom throwing junk balls has the kid doomed
     
  21. Cheshire Bridge

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    They literally made a Weapon of Mass Destruction
     
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    Yes that sounds exactly like how you’d make a pipe bomb.

    Jesus.
     
  23. TC

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    Gender reveal. More like gender repeal.
     
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  24. dahldennsull

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    and just think, there are probably 10+ videos at various angles of her death...
     
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  25. Bruce Wayne

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    Using explosives to reveal the gender of your baby isn't something worth losing your head over
     
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  26. Detlef Schrempf

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    The good news is the brain trusts that did this are pro creating.
     
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  27. ashy larry

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    i, for one, am happy the family is getting the attention they so desperately craved
     
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    They should make that a table that spits out the color when broke in half. Bills Mafia would buy all of them!
     
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    Belongs in the markers of trashy people thread too
     
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    my wife if pregnant, I just sent this to her and told her we have to do it.
     
  36. HOOSINSC

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    came to post this. paige ginn is funny
     
  37. Louis Holth

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    My wife forced us to do one last week. Settled on a pumpkin with colored smoke coming out of it. At least I just had to stand there.
     
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  38. ashy larry

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    congrats

    how many likes did it get on facebook
     
  39. Corky Bucek

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    How did it turn out for Instagram and FB?
     
  40. Louis Holth

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    No idea. It’s a baby Lou for inquiring minds
     
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  41. Louis Holth

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    I assume fabulous
     
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  42. ashy larry

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    wow imagine deciding a persons gender for them in 2019 Lou you’re canceled
     
  43. Louis Holth

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    Lou is gender neutral
     
  44. goblue31602

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    If nothing exploded, I think I speak for everyone here, your gender reveal sucked.
     
  45. Hoss Bonaventure

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    We’re having a dinner with friends and family over thanksgiving break and she wants a cake with blue icing. I told her I’m gonna group text everyone beforehand and just tell them.
     
  46. El Tiburon

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    What you should do instead is make it a Mardi Gras style King cake, but instead of a baby doll baked inside just stuff it with a massive dildo for the reveal.