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  1. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Nw: The Long Good Friday
     
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  2. Rabbit Angstrom

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    based on previews I've seen lately

    wanna see

    One Battle After Another (the Pynchon book Vineland is like a bottom 10 novel for me but Paul Thomas Anderson with Leo and del Toro is pretty exciting)
    Caught Stealing
    Honey Don't!
     
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  3. afb

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    Friendship was not for me but the Jump joke was hilarious
     
  4. spagett

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    Watching mission impossible and they need to switch back to shittier cameras so the caked-on makeup isn't so distracting
     
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  5. spagett

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    The "we should have never left Afghanistan" part of the speech was really funny
     
  6. Charles DeMar

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    Kinda cool thread for anyone interested

     
  7. bro

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    Jimp??!
     
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  8. Celemo

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  9. bro

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    Seated for Phoenician Scheme
     
  10. bro

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    You always know Wes’s movies will only grow in appreciation upon additional viewings. Because when he is gone and done making movies, nothing will ever be remotely like it.
     
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  11. bro

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    You never know how badly you need to see a hand pump, blood transfusion gag in a movie until one is presented to you
     
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  12. bro

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    Does that account just tweet the exact same thread every year and update the number?
     
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  13. Celemo

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    "that's enough blood, man"
     
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  14. i am a bammer

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    Big Pic interview with Kevin Smith was great. Excited to watch Dogma again.
     
  15. GrizzliesDrew

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    Rewatched Predator 2 yesterday. Forgot how batshit that movie is. The gun fight to open the movie is INSANE. The Scorpios get into a seemingly endless gunfight with cops over 2 injured motorcycle cops, then go into their hideout, which is a SHARED OCCUPANCY with seemingly a seamstress sweat shop across the hall. And inside the hideout they have MULTIPLE Barrett .50 cals, MULTIPLE grenade launchers, 2 separate piles of cocaine for snorting, and the leader is double fisting Uzis. :laugh::laugh:

    Also, the movie seems to forget that the Predator’s camouflage makes him invisible not intangible. Bill Paxton unloads 2 full clips directly at him directly in front of him in a subway car and hits nothing. Also, Danny Glover’s pants in every scene are comically huge. Fun times.
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    I’m too thicc for this shit.
    Also, the scorpios are supposedly losing the drug war to King Willie’s Jamaican gang, and when Danny Glover meets him it’s not in a lush hideout, but a filthy alley. I guess that’s why King Willie was winning….low overhead.
     
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  17. bro

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    Anyone seeing materialists this weekend? Interested in some takes. People’s reviews are kind of all over the place.

    I’ll be seeing it middle of next week
     
  18. i am a bammer

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    I will be seated
     
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  19. dump bueckers

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    Seeing it Sunday morning because it just feels like a brunch type of movie I cant explain it
     
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  20. dump bueckers

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    but also because I chose to see Life of Chuck first on Saturday night
     
  21. i am a bammer

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    I expect it to be the bimbo/himbo version of Past Lives
     
  22. Celemo

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    I enjoy the fact that Prey showed how the Predators got the revolver they gave to Glover at the end of P2
     
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  23. GrizzliesDrew

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    I should point out something else about Predator 2. Bill Paxton makes EVERYTHING better.
     
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  24. southlick

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    I watched The Surfer w/Cage and thought it was okay.
     
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  25. Space

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    Saw it. I have mixed feelings…
     
  26. Charles DeMar

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    Just seated for Friendship, think this may be its last few days in theaters
     
  27. afb

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    Materialists has a Dakota Johnson problem
     
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  28. dump bueckers

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    every movie she is in has a Dakota Johnson problem
     
  29. afb

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    ya and I dont get why she keeps getting roles

    I get it from the look stand point but just destroys everything she touches
     
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  30. dump bueckers

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    She’s not even good looking for a romcom
    leading lady imo and she has the personality like if bro was a woman
     
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  31. dump bueckers

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    she got way too much of Don and not enough of Melanie Griffith
     
  32. Clown Baby

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    I just don't understand how Dakota can have such charismatic and talented parents (not to mention her grandmother and stepfathers) and just be such a dud on screen
     
  33. Clown Baby

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    You watch your mouth mister
     
  34. i am a bammer

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    Dakota has 1 facial expression and it's this

    [​IMG]
     
  35. Celemo

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    took a look at Dakota Johnson's IMDB, micro cameos aside, I haven't seen a single thing she's featured in
     
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  36. bro

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    Guess Wes Anderson leased a bunch of famous paintings for Zsa-zsa's home. There were security guards around the set to protect the paintings.

    king.
     
  37. bro

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    The dance hall scene in Malcolm X is all time.
     
  38. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Watching Death of a Unicorn for the first time.
     
  39. Arrec Bardwin

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    You should watch Madame Web and see if you’re able to find a redeeming quality
     
  40. i am a bammer

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    Only compelling scene of Dakota Johnson's career

     
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  41. Celemo

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    lol I know for a fact my wife has seen this flick
    I remember passing through while she watched it and making fun of her for it
    Since then, every time she’s looking for a movie to watch, she’ll ask me if she’s seen it.
     
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  42. Celemo

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    Went back and started listening to the Big Picture episode about this flick, haven’t gotten to where Sean interviewed Wes but it’s been great so far
     
  43. bro

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    And she’s been eating off that clip for way too long
     
  44. DirtBall

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    Johnson’s shittyness in Madame Web somehow stood out in the ocean of shittyness that was that movie.
     
  45. afb

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  46. bro

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    My man
     
  47. i am a bammer

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    S/o the Malcolm X intro
     
  48. bro

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    Literally just finished watching it. What a movie.
     
  49. DirtBall

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    About fucking time

     
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