general soccer lighthearted bullshit topic: where chums can chit-chat

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Taques, Jul 4, 2010.

  1. ChileanNole

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    This is the idea, but lest develop some short descriptions as to why they fit.

    Real Madrid is obviously Bama. The most annoying, most championships. Was down for a few years and has come back to win 2 UCL's, etc.

    I like the Tottenham = Clemson a lot. I was trying to think which would be FSU.
     
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  2. ChileanNole

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    Liverpool = Nebraska is so good. Living in the past.

    Chelsea = Florida is pretty good if we assume Abramovich is Spurrier and Urban is Mourinho.

    Man U = We need a team that had a long term head coach which won his conference all the time but only the big title a couple of times. The more I think about it, it could be FSU. SAF is Bobby and now Mourinho is Jimbo.
     
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  3. Iron Mickey

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    Southern Cal could fly for Man U on that criterion. Carroll is Fergie and the shit show since speaks for itself. Won a lot of PAC titles but didn't deliver on the rep nationally.
     
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  4. Topper Bottoms

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    Manchester City is obviously Oregon
     
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  5. Iron Mickey

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    oh shit that's a good one
     
  6. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    Which team is Texas or Texas A&M
     
  7. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    And city is not LSU, in my humblest
     
  8. Coach Prison Mike

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    Arsenal = FSU

    Arsene = Bobby

    A big club that won a lot 20 years ago and helped shaped the way the modern game is played, two big rivalries though is more personal (Tottenham/Chelsea, UF/Miami), and (until Nike fucked it all up) two classic home unis.
     
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  9. ChileanNole

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    AS in Spain put together what they called the worlds best U19 XI:

    GK: Gianluigi Donnarumma (AC Milan)
    DEF: Reece Oxford (West Ham), Joe Gomez (Liverpool), Jorge Mere (Sporting Gijon)
    MID: Renato Sanches (Bayern Munich), Youri Teilemans (Anderlecht), Ousmane Dembele (Borussia Dortmund), Adalberto Penaranda (Udinese)
    ATT: Gabriel Jesus (Palmeiras), Marcus Rashford (Manchester United), Breel Embolo (Schalke 04)

    Thoughts?

    I have 3 of them on my FIFA squad :smug:
     
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  10. ChileanNole

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    Look at this horrible own goal by the Minnesota United keeper in their friendly against Bournemouth

     
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  11. Andy Reocho

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    Hate that I'm typing this. But Newcastle is Texas A&M. Fanatical fan base, big name, little major success
     
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  12. ChileanNole

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    Gonna give NASL another chance. Got free tickets to the Miami FC vs Indy Eleven match next weekend at FIU Stadium.
     
  13. Ace Boogie

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  15. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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  16. SugarShaun

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    Good chance finding Mewtwo in Eastern Europe
     
  17. ChileanNole

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    Nobody is talking about Messi's new look:

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  18. zeberdee

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    Ramsey wore it better.
     
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  19. JC

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    :roll::roll::roll:
     
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    He just looks so out of place all tatted up.

    That soccer ball tat :loldog:
     
  21. Iron Mickey

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    dudes creeping on dudes will never not be ridiculous to me
     
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  22. three stacks

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    If I didn't have this lame ass corporate job, if have done that to my hair like 3 months ago
     
  23. Gtr

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    This is the image of a broken man
     
  24. clemsontyger04

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  25. ChileanNole

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    Former FIFA president Joao Havelange died at the age of 100. One of the most corrupt FIFA executives ever, that's saying a lot.
     
  26. ChileanNole

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    Also a Swedish league match had to be abandoned because a masked pitch invader tried to attack the goalkeeper.
     
  27. WillySaliba

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    Gala fans attacking Besiktas bus last weekend.....

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  28. NittanyKnight

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  29. Wu

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    Classic Millwall behavior
     
  30. WillySaliba

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  31. ChileanNole

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    Danke Bastian.

     
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  32. Ace Boogie

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  33. WillySaliba

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    Went right for his knee, she deserved it.
     
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  34. Arrec Bardwin

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  36. Frank Martin

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    Notre Dame would be a much better one for Liverpool than Nebraska.
     
  37. H/T

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    No offense to anyone on the board...

    So I'm at an octoberfest event in a Swansea hat and was talking to a few guys who mentioned it. So I asked who do you guys support? Let me guess.... Man City, Man Utd, Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs, Everton???

    To which I get the response we aren't no basic bitches. So im like oh okay so who? One guy says I'm a La Liga fan but support Barca. The other says I follow the German league and like Bayern. The last one says I like Dortmund and Atletico Madrid.

    So I eventually walk away and before I could say anything my wife says..."So they were basic bitches after all weren't they?"

    Yes hun yes they were.. I mean wtf you named th e best clubs in the world fuckers.
     
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  38. Ace Boogie

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    They ain't bout that life
     
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  39. ChileanNole

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    I don't even...:facepalm:
     
  40. NittanyKnight

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    PAUL STURROCK is facing legal action after claiming an ex-player missed training due to taking Viagra.

    The ex-Plymouth gaffer brought former Belgium international Emile Mpenza to Argyle in 2008 only for the marquee signing to make just three starts.

    And in his autobiography the 59-year-old said he was once told the striker could not train because he was still aroused after taking the erectile dysfunction drug the night before.

    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/paul-sturrock-set-hard-time-8881313
     
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  41. NittanyKnight

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    Believe this is called hoofing it long

     
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  42. miles

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    So, North Korean Keeper headed to a labor camp? Or forced to take a dive or head to a labor camp?

     
  43. zeberdee

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    that looked pretty deliberate to me.
     
  44. Ace Boogie

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    yeah somebody def cleaned up at the bookies