George Zimmerman: homeless, broke, fat drunk and stupid

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  1. Jack Parkman

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  2. Nole0515

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    that makes me happy
     
  3. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    How is he $2,000,000 in debt.
     
  4. Nole0515

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    Lawyer fees I'm guessing
     
  5. Owsley

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    The lack of commas at the end of the thread title is really bothering me.
     
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  6. Jack Parkman

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  7. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    what a shame
     
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  8. OHW

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    he could always kill himself
     
  9. Where Eagles Dare

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    Suck he isn't dead
     
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  10. devine

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    Sounds like my ex-wife!
     
  11. Emmy Rossum

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    Wow. Just the same as when the world first met him.
     
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  12. HOOSINSC

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    if Obama had a son he’d enjoy this news story.
     
  13. bigred77

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    how stupid do lawyers gotta be to keep fronting him services?
     
  14. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Who knew killing another human might be traumatic?
     
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  15. Hatfield

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    He’d probably read it on his way home from soccer practice.
     
  16. NoNatty

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    Article is from 2014.
     
  17. Emmy Rossum

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    Well, that's awkward but at least the tweet is from this year
     
  18. Artoo

    Artoo Ah Skywalker, Missed you I have.
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    Come on. You know Twitter journalist Jack Parkman doesn't have time for fact checking on his rush to post the next outrage.
     
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  19. Can I Spliff it

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    Woooie if you google George Zimmerman, hit the "news" tab, and then set the parameters for this year, he sure gets his name thrown around a lot
     
  20. Corky Bucek

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    Late Larry
     
  21. fsudan

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    Goddammit gibbons
     
  22. lechnerd

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  23. spagett

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    Gibbons, you ignorant slut.
     
  24. BudKilmer

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    If I woke up to news if his death, I'd smile, and then go about my life happily
     
  25. Jack Parkman

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  26. Jack Parkman

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    Outrage?

    Who would be outraged at George Zimmerman dying a slow death?
     
  27. CaneKnight

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    Why hasn't someone killed this piece of shit yet?
     
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  28. NilesIrish

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    I hoped he was actually like a despondent vagabond nearing death. Thread sucks.
     
  29. bro

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    I almost googled him the other day, hoping he was homeless. Thx for getting my hopes up
     
  30. Jack Parkman

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    Good news, he's been homeless since 2014
     
  31. Doc Louis

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    So about as long as the average Vols fan.
     
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  32. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  33. boone

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    really didn't know who TF George Zimmerman was for a min...
     
  34. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    Will you please do it?
     
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  35. CaneKnight

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    Only if you promise to feed yourself a bullet Lieutenant Pyle
     
  36. Truman

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    He's not just drunk, he's fat drunk
     
  37. bigred77

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    I feel like i fit all but one of the things listed in the thread title
    they are all related cause/effects of home ownership
     
  38. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    Who’s stopping you?
     
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  39. fsudan

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    He's a liberal, he wants it done for him
     
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  42. Jack Parkman

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  43. Redav

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    That's too bad
     
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  44. Fancy

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    A racist, entitled, murderer with no redeeming qualities. i guess he could run for republican office!

    thanks guys i'll be here all week
     
    #44 Fancy, May 24, 2018
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  45. CUtigers86

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    What is it with libs wishing death on people lately?
     
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  46. 941Gator

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    went up 500k
     
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  47. Fran Tarkenton

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    good
     
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  48. hood b. goode

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  49. Fran Tarkenton

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    Slash can we get a ruling on if its OK to await this murderer's death
     
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