Gibbons / Jack Parkman

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  1. Cabs

    Cabs eatin' fried okra with Oprah
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    Tell us who it is we want to know who it is.
     
  2. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    I’m pretty sure that’s the guy who had a couple strokes and couldn’t really put sentences together like he used to, but you could still tell he was a good guy, just not all there. He probably just enjoying the sunlight outside his trailer with the doggos.
     
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  3. Shinzon

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    You’re confusing Gibbs with Gubbs. Big difference.

    GG/JP accidentally got on a DeSantis bus, had all his possessions and identification taken, and was sent against his will to the northeast in the dead of winter where he promptly froze to death. Rumor is there was one skeleton discovered with its arms frozen to the sidewalk in a Gator chomp.
     
  4. racer

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    It’s a bit he’s doing itt
     
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  5. Bruce Wayne

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    I know you’re genuine in doing so but it’s just funny to me.

    “Is this Jack Parkman?”
     
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  6. dblplay1212

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  7. fucktx

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    Lmao
     
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  8. fucktx

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  9. GoodForAnother

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  10. Saul Shabazz

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    him and bushido are on a national road trip to find documents
     
  11. two

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    He seems to be chillin

    Looks like he updated his profile picture on FB couple days ago so likely just got tired of it here and left
     
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  12. DDB

    DDB Some men just want to watch the world burn
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    Bushidonole? That’s a name I haven’t heard in forever
     
  13. Xander Crews

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    MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host:
    "God, did you hear about Jack Parkman?"
    Host: "No."
    Me: "Died. He killed himself."
    Thought he would cry.
     
  14. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    oh no you got scooped by boom on a joke this would be my own personal 9/11 times pearl harbor
     
  15. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    Man is down BAD - plus boo did it better!
     
  16. Xander Crews

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    Damn, that guys been blocked for like a solid part of a decade
     
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  17. laxjoe

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    he started basically every "breaking news" thread on this board forever. he's still got 5 threads on the front page that he started
     
  18. dblplay1212

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    He was literally Twitter before Twitter. Pretty sure he started a "wtf is Twitter" thread 10+ years ago.
     
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  19. Lyrtch

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    his one redeeming value
     
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  20. BudKilmer

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    Jacks Twitter alerts probably exceeded 100+ accounts
     
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  21. two

    two Hello
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    We had mutual friends in college and overlapped for a short bit. Good guy and was nice the few times we crossed paths.
     
  22. Tobias

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    still makes me laugh when pesci asked him if he just sat around on twitter all day and jack said “no i’m usually standing”
     
  23. Handcuffed

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    i was just doing the "who?" bit
     
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  24. Tobias

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    classic handcuffed zinger lol
     
  25. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    This would have been the perfect thread for Sterling to drop in
     
  26. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    The number of new threads has to have been significantly reduced in his absence.
     
  27. Boo MFer!

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    Oh, how embarrassing for you.
     
  28. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    he would have made a thread about brady retiring, unretiring, and then retiring again
     
  29. Shinzon

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    Especially since he was walking his dog on the same beach while Brady was recording.
     
  30. laxjoe

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    He did!!

    edit: sorry, his thread didn’t have him retiring again. But I find it hilarious that he is the one who’s thread that news was posted in
     
  31. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    he only made 1

    a mod edited the title of it
     
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  32. laxjoe

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    Yeah I misread your post and that thread
     
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  33. Jake Scott

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    Yea right dude
     
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  34. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I’ve laughed out loud multiple times itt.
     
  35. laxjoe

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    Thanks. I try
     
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  36. Redav

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    Favorite thing gibbons did was post about pop culture news but somehow found right wing accounts to do it with
     
  37. laxjoe

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    “How did you find this account to post??”
    “It just popped up in my feed”
     
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  38. Bruce Wayne

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    He was shitting on Twitter in that thread then 80% of his posts were just tweets.
     
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  40. Boo MFer!

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  41. Baron

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    dblplay1212 any reply yet?
     
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  42. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Last I recall, he moved on to a non-TMB gator board. Said board had quite the racism and misogyny which caused me to quit it a few years back. Jack would probably considered moderate compared to the other members.
     
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  43. dblplay1212

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    Negative
     
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  44. Boo MFer!

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  45. BudKilmer

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    Post the number itt
     
  46. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    I’m pretty sure that’s the guy who used to be able to dox anyone TMB decided to go after, and was king of the jailbait thread which looking back on was probably not a great idea and even I question the legality of a lot of it now.
     
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  47. fucktx

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  48. TC

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  49. Gizmoandsooz

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  50. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    From who? Dump? :roll:

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