Get Your Girl Scout Cookies - 2023 link is now live

Keep.em coming

I hit $40 on my order earlier and decided I needed to stop, didn't keep looking at flavors

Caramel chocolate
And now French toast are on the list for order #2

 

someone give me a place to send them and I’ll contribute, I do not need cookies right now

 

your hospital want cookies? I'll send them to you to give to them, or you can eat them.

 

Lol, French toast is the first one on the list

I blew right past it looking for thin mints earlier

 

Send em to a children's home

https://www.settlementhome.org/

 

they’re gluten free. Probably trash. I’ve never heard of them either.

 

Your goddaughter is going to wonder who all these strangers are and why they're all ordering cookies when she eventually beats the other wretched family.

Might be wise to start thinking of a cover story that doesn't include: "its a place that has random, nsfw gifs, political talk, and a place where we share stories of shitty pants"

 

Just tell her its all Red Raiders and she will understand
#Texas Tech Red Raiders

 

Do I need to put in a code or something for your goddaughter or is it automatic?

I realize this is likely a very stupid question

 

this idiot that can’t follow simple instructions is the one that takes all our money at #Poker

god dammit

 

I understand numbers better than words.

Anyways, bought 12 boxes for a children's hospital in Nova. Kill that little brat.

 

In for 9

 

Bless our hearts.

I'm in for an order too. Parents that bail their kids out with their checkbook are the worst.

 

Welp, just placed a second order for 6 more boxes

 

Is there someway we can pay rival girl’s teachers to give her bad grades?

 

Gonna need "TMB Cookie Man" as new title

 

I don't want a thank you note, I want screencaps of the loser's mom's facebook posts saying the vote was rigged.

 

In for 12

 

Aaaaand cancel cookie order.

 

Got ten. Gonna blow motherfuckers’ mindzzzzzzz. “What in the shit are French Toast and Caramel Chocolate Chip?!!!!!”

 

I like to give them the Thin Mint treatment and put them in the freezer, as well.

 

So one of my wife’s good friends works for the Girl Scouts and their fiscal situation is tight to say the least. They are all nervous of the impact Covid will have on their cookie sales which help fund the organization as a non profit.

So to everyone who has contributed, thank you. They need this.

I will be contributing in the morning for sure.

Oh and fuck those shit ass parents who bought the 100 boxes. Let’s bury them.

 

I only hope someone challenges those shit ass parents to buy their same 100 boxes as last year to prove it wasn't just for the win

 

Not gonna be happy unless we break 1,000. Sorry, guys.

 

I’m all for this but can’t we donate some energy to screwing over some other shitbird kids.

TMB, bring us petty beefs to donate to

 

One at a time man,
Don't draw attention away from this until it's over

 

man I hope not - I’ve already seen a few girls posted up outside some stores around here, so hopefully they sell well this year

 

I really want these little bitch ass parents to have to choose between spending like $5000 on cookies or letting their little princess lose

 

Thanks bae

 

Remember that time some Girl Scout sold cookies outside of her local weed dispensary...next level entrepreneur there

 

Have already ordered our allotment elsewhere

bought a few more boxes anyway to pitch in

cheers to victory

 

Let's all laugh at the poor who is only allowed an allotment of cookies

 

Alright, I'm in for 6 boxes.

 

depends on if Dump comes through and puts it on TexAgs or not

 

only one way to find out Dump

 

So if we order for delivery does she get credit or does it go to some random local girl scout schlep?

 

this question is relevant. I see that I can get free delivery if a scout brings to my door. Does this random girl get credit or OPs kid?