Go get my god damn phone book! Get the book! Get the book! Get the book!

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Feb 13, 2013.

  1. The Banks

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  2. Zap Branigan

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    You are retarded
     
  3. Bruce Wayne

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    Great, I got that "excited/scared" feeling. Like 98% excited, 2% scared. Or maybe it's more - It could be two - it could be 98% scared, 2% excited but that's what makes it so intense, it's so - confused. I can't really figure it out. Will you make mine really tight, 'cause I don't wanna fall out. I mean, almost to the point of cutting off circulation.
     
  4. skiedfrillet

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    In a situation like this you really don't want to be taking the advice of a man who got a C- in Astrophysics.
     
  5. Bruce Wayne

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    This is great, we just happen to run into the Grand Canyon on the asteroid
     
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  6. Bruce Wayne

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    COME AND GET POPPA BEAR!!!
     
  7. Iron Mickey

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    Jethro Tull? I LOVE HIM!
     
  8. bertwing

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    I don't think an animal cracker qualifies as a cracker
     
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  9. bertwing

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    Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
     
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  10. EMAW FC

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  11. GoodForAnother

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  12. Bruce Wayne

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    This is my favorite thread on the board
     
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  13. The Banks

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    Thought of this thread from the post about similar movies coming out at the same time (Armageddon and Deep Impact)
     
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  14. GoodForAnother

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    True
     
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  15. Corch

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    We've done it. We've found the worst take on the internet.
     
  16. Fuck this

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    He used to make the tip of the bomb. You know the thing that finds Washington, New York.
     
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  17. Name P. Redacted

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    Is this what used to qualify as good posting? Just a copy paste
     
  18. The Banks

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    Same day was when the meteor in russia happened which was only a few feet smaller in diameter.
     
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  19. Boom TittyMilk

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    Read the OP in entirety, got excited. Then realized the post was from 2013
     
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  20. Todd Bonzales

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    Best lines in the movie.
     
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  21. GoodForAnother

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    Your entire life is a bad post
     
  22. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Ur a bad posts
     
  23. GoodForAnother

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    Imagine being the guy at the water cooler tomorrow that’s a bad post
     
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  24. The Banks

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    GoodForAnother
     
  25. El_Pato

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    Is this comet gonna explode or what?
     
  26. Corch

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    I did not like that this thread was bumped with the way shit is going right now.

    I do not like you very much rn
     
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  27. The Banks

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    Great movie tho...
     
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  28. Bruce Wayne

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    Just want to say that I think of this thread anytime Armageddon clips pop up on my Youtube feed.
     
  29. GoodForAnother

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    I just got five words for you right now.

    DAMN GLAD TO SEE YA BOY
     
  30. Truman

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  31. Bo Pelinis

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    NO NUKES! NO NUKES! NO NUKES!
     
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  32. bro

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  33. Taques

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    every time this is bumped i think to my self “hell yes it is now time to die” only to be very disappointed
     
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  34. Truman

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  35. Bruce Wayne

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    10 years and the actual clip has never been posted

     
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  36. bigred77

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    Over here handing out likes like it's 2013
     
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  37. Truman

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