GOAT holiday movie Christmas Vacation thread

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  1. Bo Pelinis

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    Oh my God you're putting in a pool
     
    #1 Bo Pelinis, Dec 23, 2020
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  2. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Is rusty still in the navy?
     
    #2 BrentTray, Dec 23, 2020
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  3. jbr

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    If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised.
     
    #3 jbr, Dec 23, 2020
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  4. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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    What? What happened?
     
    #4 Chumbolone, Dec 23, 2020
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  5. Bo Pelinis

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    Where's Eddie he usually eats these goddamn things
    Oh not recently Clark he read that squirrel is high in cholesterol
     
    #5 Bo Pelinis, Dec 23, 2020
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  6. HotMic

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    Save the neck for me, Clark!
     
    #6 HotMic, Dec 23, 2020
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  7. Baron

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    And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?
     
    #7 Baron, Dec 23, 2020
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  8. HotMic

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    Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.
     
    #8 HotMic, Dec 23, 2020
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  9. HotMic

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    Also, just finished up watch #3 for this season last night.
     
    #9 HotMic, Dec 23, 2020
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  10. Bo Pelinis

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    Griswold what are you gonna do with a tree that big?
    Bend over and I'll show you!
    You've got a lot of nerve talking to me that way.
    I wasn't talking to you.
     
    #10 Bo Pelinis, Dec 23, 2020
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  11. IvanTheTerrible

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    #11 IvanTheTerrible, Dec 23, 2020
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  12. Baron

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    I don't know, Margo!
     
    #12 Baron, Dec 23, 2020
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  13. Baron

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    Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
     
    #13 Baron, Dec 23, 2020
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  14. Bo Pelinis

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    What's that squeaky sound?
    You couldn't hear a dumptruck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
     
    #14 Bo Pelinis, Dec 23, 2020
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  15. Petito

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    Put it over there with the other ones greaseball
     
    #15 Petito, Dec 23, 2020
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  16. jbr

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    I say this to my kids so much that my 4 yo calls people “greaseball” now.
     
    #16 jbr, Dec 23, 2020
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  17. HotMic

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    Oh, he’s just yakkin’ on a bone. He got up. He’s alright now.
     
    #17 HotMic, Dec 23, 2020
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  18. Bo Pelinis

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    In seven years he couldn't find a job?
    Catherine said he's been holding out for a management position.
     
    #18 Bo Pelinis, Dec 23, 2020
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  19. —

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    Shitters full

    [​IMG]
     
    #19 —, Dec 23, 2020
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  20. HotMic

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    Oh man, that kills me every time.
     
    #20 HotMic, Dec 23, 2020
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  21. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    I’m sorry, this is our families first kidnapping.
     
    #21 BrentTray, Dec 23, 2020
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  22. Bo Pelinis

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    When the yuppy goes tumbling down the stairs because of the working Christmas lights that's just peak physical comedy imo
     
    #22 Bo Pelinis, Dec 23, 2020
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  23. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you to the middle of no where and leave you for dead?
     
    #23 BrentTray, Dec 23, 2020
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  24. lomcevak

    lomcevak The suck zone
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    Rocky bit my thumb. He's nervous.
    Nervous or excited?
    Shittin' bricks.
    You shouldn't use that word.
    Sorry. Shittin' rocks.
     
    #24 lomcevak, Dec 23, 2020
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  25. JohnnyChimpo

    JohnnyChimpo This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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    Hell, there's plenty of room. Quit being so damn polite, Ed
     
    #25 JohnnyChimpo, Dec 23, 2020
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  26. Ralph

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    [​IMG]
     
    #26 Ralph, Dec 23, 2020
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  27. Bo Pelinis

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    Honey go get the kids' things and don't forget the rubber sheets and the gerbil.
     
    #27 Bo Pelinis, Dec 23, 2020
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  28. JohnnyChimpo

    JohnnyChimpo This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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    I can't believe you're actually standing here in my living room Eddie. Never thought the day would come...
     
    #28 JohnnyChimpo, Dec 23, 2020
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  29. JohnnyChimpo

    JohnnyChimpo This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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    The older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career.

    College?

    Carnival
     
    #29 JohnnyChimpo, Dec 23, 2020
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  30. Bo Pelinis

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    He was a pixie dust spreader on the tilta-whirl but he's hoping next year he'll be guessing peoples' weight or barking for the yak woman.
     
    #30 Bo Pelinis, Dec 23, 2020
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  31. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    Watched it with my 7 and 5 year old because I’m a questionable parent. They laughed their asses off.
     
    #31 Biff Bridges, Dec 23, 2020
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  32. JohnnyChimpo

    JohnnyChimpo This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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    You're goofy

    Don't piss me off, Art
     
    #32 JohnnyChimpo, Dec 23, 2020
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  33. JohnnyChimpo

    JohnnyChimpo This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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    If you need any help give me a holler. I'll be upstairs asleep
     
    #33 JohnnyChimpo, Dec 23, 2020
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  34. Seavie

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    Grace! She passed away 30 years ago.

    They want you to say grace.

    *Shakes head*

    THE BLESSING!!!
     
    #34 Seavie, Dec 23, 2020
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  35. War Grundle

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    “Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn; the clean, cool chill of the holiday air; and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer."
     
    #35 War Grundle, Dec 23, 2020
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  36. One Two

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    Every time the microwave would turn on I’d piss myself and forget who I was for a few hours
     
    #36 One Two, Dec 23, 2020
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  37. wes tegg

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    Most underrated line of the movie follows this one.

    Clark: “Ah, yeah. You checked our shitters honey?”
     
    #37 wes tegg, Dec 23, 2020
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  38. HotMic

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    I'm going to park the cars and get the luggage, and well, I'll be outside for the season.
     
    #38 HotMic, Dec 23, 2020
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  39. wes tegg

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    The part in the store when Clark puts a lightbulb down and Eddie slams yet another bag of dog food on top of it is incredible.
     
    #39 wes tegg, Dec 23, 2020
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  40. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Fixed the newel post.
     
    #40 BrickTamland, Dec 23, 2020
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  41. Clown Baby

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    This is my favorite bit because there’s no doubt in my mind that Chevy ad-libbed it
     
    #41 Clown Baby, Dec 23, 2020
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  42. Bo Pelinis

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    Lowkey funny part is when the police are storming the house and the main policeman shouts "freeze!" and all the cops freeze.

    Not you! Them! Them!
     
    #42 Bo Pelinis, Dec 23, 2020
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  43. Nole96SC

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    Fucker is heaving like three 50lb bags of Ol Roy at the time.
     
    #43 Nole96SC, Dec 23, 2020
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  44. War Grundle

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    “We’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye!”
     
    #44 War Grundle, Dec 23, 2020
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  45. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    Your grandma's got a real painful burr on her heel. If you rub it for me, I'll give you a whole quarter.
     
    #45 bryix, Dec 23, 2020
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  46. blind dog

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    Just started with my 10 & 12 year olds that have never seen it #blessed
     
    #46 blind dog, Dec 23, 2020
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  47. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    THAT IT IS, EDWARD. THAT IT IS.
     
    #47 Corch, Dec 23, 2020
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  48. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    Ellen, are you smoking again?
     
    #48 Zebbie, Dec 23, 2020
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  49. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    Beverly D'Angelo was so hot
     
    #49 Corch, Dec 23, 2020
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  50. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    He's cute, ain't he? Problem is, he's got a bit of Mississippi leg hound in him.
    If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town.
     
    #50 Henry Blake, Dec 23, 2020
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