GOAT holiday movie Christmas Vacation thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Bo Pelinis, Dec 23, 2020.

  1. Fargin' Icehole

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    The Cousin Eddie "pffft whatever" eyeroll when Mr Shirley says, "and you are going to jail" had me in tears this year.

    Usually watch the edited for TV version, this year did VOD and was so much better. Also get to see side boob from the girl on the diving board.
     
  2. BrickTamland

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    Well, I'm sleeping with your father. Don't be so dramatic.
     
  3. War Grundle

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    Aunt Bethany : Oh Dear! Did I break wind?

    Louis: JEEEEEZUS, did the room clear out?
     
  4. construxboy

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    RUSTY: Dad, that thing won't fit in our yard.
    CLARK: It's not going in our yard, Russ. It's going in our living room.
     
  5. Fargin' Icehole

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  6. Seavie

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    Is your house on fire, Clark?
     
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  7. AUShyGuy

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    Eddie : If only I had that money Catherine and I gave to that TV preacher who was screwin' that hockey player.
    Clark : What about the kids?
    Eddie : His kids can fend for themselves.

    gets me every time
     
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  8. Volholic16

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    Gonna watch this sometime today.

    great flick.
     
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  9. bryix

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    you serious, Clark?
     
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  10. BrickTamland

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    It’s these little, otherwise unnoticed lines that get me nowadays.
     
  11. JohnnyChimpo

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    The “gone” from Clark after closing the door to Julia Louis-Dreyfus being attacked by a squirrel and subsequently mauled by the dog is potentially the greatest line in movie history.
     
  12. Kevintensity

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    Eddie's subtle motions and gestures are what gets me.

    Like when he's looking at that wooden spinning thing in the living room and he touches it and it falls apart and he's just like wtf
     
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  13. Ralph

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    Nobody does "running away from an animal that's attached to you" like Chevy Chase:
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  14. lomcevak

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    Mom, don't move.


    Watching this right now. Oh man it's so good
     
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  15. bryix

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    and that same scene when you notice that Eddie is packing a hog in his pants
     
  16. Nug

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    It comes on in one hour on AMC
     
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  17. Volholic16

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    I don’t want to spend the holidays dead
     
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  18. Shawn Hunter

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    Watching it on AMC as we speak
     
  19. Volholic16

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    What did I say, nipple?
     
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  20. Kevintensity

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    Currently watching a Christmas story, gonna watch this one next
     
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  21. jrester06

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    Little full, lotta sap
     
  22. JohnnyChimpo

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    Another great low-key / attention to detail part is when Uncle Louis is slapping little Clark’s hands away from the presents in the old home movies (rocking a stogie of course)
     
  23. football501

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    How could it get worse?!? Look around you Ellen! We’re on the threshold of hell!
     
  24. Kevintensity

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    And this here is our pride and joy, Snots!

    You ain't never seen a set on a dog like this one, Clark.
     
  25. Kevintensity

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    Honey, why don't you run and get the kids things together. And don't forget the rubber sheets and the gerbils...
     
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  26. Biship

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    Going out to get a tree because Louis burned mine

    and the tree was dry because snots drank all the water
     
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  27. Bo Pelinis

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    I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin... Er, a tree. There are no lots open on Christmas Eve.
     
  28. War Grundle

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    “And when Santa slides his big white ass down the chimney he’s going to see the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!!!
     
  29. JGator1

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  30. Killy Me Please

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    HELLO, EVERYBODY! HELLO, EVERYBODY!
     
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  31. Killy Me Please

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    I had to watch it last night. Couldn't wait for AMC. Wind was so bad I thought my internets would shit out. I downloaded it and threw it on a flash drive and plugged it into my xbox.
     
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  32. War Grundle

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    Thankfully we own it on DVD so I could pop it in at 11 last night.
     
  33. Bo Pelinis

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    PSA is you have AMC it’s available on the app.
     
  34. AUShyGuy

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    I forgot about the Crunch Enhancer, the non-nutritive cereal varnish.
     
  35. Bo Pelinis

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    It's nearly that time.
     
  36. fattus

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    I know that, Eddie.
     
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  37. Tarpon Nole

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    It was on TBS the other night, but I passed on it as it’s not even thanksgiving yet. Call me old fashioned I guess
     
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  38. Kevintensity

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    Looks like it's on TBS all day today fyi
     
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  39. newengland

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    Will watch at least twice today
     
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  40. backinblack23

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    Will wait a few more weeks, me and the family always watch this movie and usually one or two more on a weekend to really get the Xmas vibes going.
     
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  41. Bo Pelinis

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    If you need any help I’ll be upstairs asleep
     
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  42. Bo Pelinis

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    What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?
     
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  43. Baby Herschel

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    I have it on VHS and DVD plus streaming services. Will watch many times this Christmas. :smug:
     
  44. Bo Pelinis

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    And the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air. Play ball!
     
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  45. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Just turned it on to watch again.
     
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  46. Kevintensity

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    Just started on tbs
     
  47. Tarpon Nole

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    It’s the GOAT, but way too early to enjoy
     
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  48. Bo Pelinis

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    HEY GRIS! IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING CONSTRUCTIVE GO IN THE LIVING ROOM AND GET MY STOGEY!
     
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  49. NilesIrish

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    My 4k copy came the other day, excited to fire it up this weekend.
     
  50. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    There’s an uncle Eddie pop up Christmas bar by me I want to try to get to