God's Tigers - Coaching Vacancy...adulterers apply inside.

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    Time to start over. Other thread sucks.
     
  2. Arrec Bardwin

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  3. Z

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    @slmandel Stewart Mandel

    Normally schools get a recruiting bump from winning the national title a year later. With Auburn, it's like it never happened.
    Embarrassing!
     
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  4. Corky Bucek

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    Like the new thread title
     
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    Good move, little bros
     
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  6. Where Eagles Dare

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  7. Z

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    Who is that WED?
     
  8. Arrec Bardwin

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    Looking like we aren't Leonarding
     
  9. Corky Bucek

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    We aren't anybodying
     
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  10. Where Eagles Dare

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    Jovon "I will be better than wide receiver Yeldon" Robinson
     
  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    Gator Mod on 247 saying Williams to Auburn. :pray:
     
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    good move with the new thread. miserable NSD even killed out TMB thread... it's that bad
     
  13. Arrec Bardwin

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    Saw someone else say that a Nole 247 mod said it was between USC and FSU
     
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    leonard USC. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
     
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  15. AUB

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  16. Where Eagles Dare

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  17. AUB

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    Fucking Eugene... Can't land a top 10 class with a natty in hand. Just :pdl:. Thank Cam for Cameron Jerrell Newton
     
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    couple funny quotes from the RB about the fax cam girl:

    "I've seen better smiles on a jack-o-lantern"

    "I've seen better teeth on a chainsaw blade"
     
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  21. Joshuam2107

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    Who is this other QB that Auburn has as signed/committed? I have no idea what's going on..this is the darkest of NSD's.
     
  22. Jax Teller

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    so y'all think it was the lack of coordinators for so long that killed this class ?
     
  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    Some nog that we will try to make a Safety, I guess.
     
  24. Duval

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    I know the pain of being Jewish on Christmas, my condolences, tigers.
     
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  25. 00:06:00

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    Troop said this would be like Xmas morn... Reply
    Maybe in the hood....
     
  26. AUB

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    Biggest factor for sure, followed by an :pdl: season, followed by being stuck in SaBear's 'cruitin region.

    Eugene gone by 2014 unless these hires pan out
     
  27. AUB

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    Can't wait till sabear is gone, hope he dies soon. Seems pretty stressed so a heart attack could happen as soon as today
     
  28. Jax Teller

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    what's even funnier is even with that grill she's probly better lookin than anything most of those trolls have ever had
     
  29. Boom TittyMilk

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  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    I tell you what it was....

    Auburn win Natty
    -Countless newspapers, TV channels, media talking heads talk only about Auburn getting rapped by the NCAA. Cam was bought. We are going to get fucked. This was talked from October until like September.
    -Couple websites wrote a bunch of articles about our doom and gloom.
    -ESPN has us getting fucked on their scroll a shit ton.
    -A national Odds Maker got a TON of publicity that he knew who the bagman was.
    -A local Radio got regional publicity that he had tapes of Cam asking for money
    -Those went away, both were false, but nothing to retract it.
    -July a Converasion with a NCAA cunt & Chiz was maginfied and blown out of proportion by magazines. More doom was projected by Auburn. Chick later said it was overblown by the media, but no one talked about it.
    -NCAA said our nog was clean, Hurray. But then the season.
    -Playing nothing but True Fresh/Soph on the DL & secondary and some LB, having a horrible OL/QB and shitty coaching from Gus/Tranny lead us to a horrible year. We got blown the fuck out 5 times. Youth was a massive reason thanks to Tubs.
    -PDL died and is haunting us from beyond the grave.
    -Fire Coordinators. Took month to find new ones. Not enough time to really get "new guys" but did salvage a couple current commits.
    -All of the above was out there in the media and hammered to recruits about why Auburn sucks dick and will forever.

    That in a nutshell is why we didn't do jack fucking shit on the recruiting trail since July. Some our fault, some others, some complete bullshit stories by the media.

    Sucks. Good thing we started off strong and have a decent, but small class.
     
  31. Boom TittyMilk

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    Your sister's honor has been restored.
     
  32. JohnLocke

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    yall are all still beautiful people in my eyes
     
  33. Radric

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    looking like a buckshot
     
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  35. Jax Teller

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    But I don't have a sister :armscrossed:
     
  36. LeonardWashington

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    The possibility of getting raped by the NCAA isn't hurting Miami and they seem to be in way deeper shit than y'all ever were
     
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  37. Capstone 88

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    Like the title, WED.
     
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  38. InGogueWeTrust

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    i fully expect every 4 star to pan out into all americans
     
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  39. DaveGrohl

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    Looking at it objectively, all that stuff did happen but it's on the coaches to overcome that. I still think they biggest mistake was not having coordinators in the home stretch of the recruiting process. Definitely killed their chances when they needed to close on some of the recruits who were up in the air about where they were going.
     
  40. Whammy Business

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    :ohholkyfuck:
     
  41. Talking Head

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    Is this why Bama fans are the way they are? Reply

    So we missed on a few recruits. We are ranked 19th currently and that could go higher, especially if we get Diggs.

    Is this why Bama fans are the way they are? Is this what national championships do to people?

    We have two 5 top recruiting classes and a NC and suddenly a top 20 class on a 2 Coordinator switch year is unacceptable? We are recruiting way better than Tubs ever did including this year. We have more talent on our team now, than we have in the last decade.

    I just don't get the meltdown. We are bringing in as solid talent as anyone this year, just low in numbers. Who cares, use those schollys for 2013 and have a class like Miami has this year.

    Don't let our success drop us to Bama's level.


    It's shit like this. Yes, success makes you expect success you fucking asshat.
     
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  42. AUB

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    I just wish the Yeldon shit would have went down today so this staff would get a fair criticism from even the most delusional bunker poster.

    Instead it's all "WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, WE KNOW WHICH PLAYERS REALLY BELIEVE IN GOD & HAD THEIR HEART IN AUBURN GREAT CLASS COACH CHIZIK"
     
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  43. Owsley

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    RT @cubbies1967: @slmandel what is your beef with Auburn?

    I have no beef. But apparently many of the nation's top HS football players do.
     
  44. Denny Crane

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    Time for baseball!
     
  45. Denny Crane

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    Mandel is wrong about Auburn not receiving a bump. We've received the opposite of a bump.
     
  46. Menelaus

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    My favorite part is that last sentence. So much irony.
     
  47. AUB

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    God our internet fanbase outside of TMB is made up of a bunch of delusional pussies. I bet at least 25% of the posters on the recruiting sites still think AU is recruiting as well as Bama/UF/LSU.
     
  48. Joshuam2107

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    class sucks, we are not offering enough to the nogs on the defensive side of the ball
     
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