Golf Clash

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Don't Hate Me Bro!, May 15, 2017.

  1. Don't Hate Me Bro!

    Don't Hate Me Bro! Wigglin my toes on a mink rug...
    Indiana HoosiersNotre Dame Fighting IrishChicago CubsIndianapolis Colts

    Trophy level?
    Win %?
    Favorite club?
    Longest drive?
    Memorable moments?

    390
    54% (wind effect is so goddamn inconsistent)
    Short Iron: The Thorn lvl4 (money maker)
    350.19y
    Namhae Cliffs 5... rolled off edge, but landed on rocks (see pic), made Eagle and won. I also won a closest to pin by .013
    [​IMG]
     
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  2. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
    Donor TMB OG

    Now we know how you invested your inheritance.
     
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  3. Don't Hate Me Bro!

    Don't Hate Me Bro! Wigglin my toes on a mink rug...
    Indiana HoosiersNotre Dame Fighting IrishChicago CubsIndianapolis Colts

    I've spent ~$220 on this game. Not my proudest moments.
     
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  4. Keef

    Keef Well-Known Member
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    Georgia BulldogsAtlanta BravesAtlanta FalconsUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamAtlanta United

    Have spent no money, things have changed and still quite addicted
    366
    61%
    Backbone lvl 7
    371.49
     
    #4 Keef, May 15, 2017
    Last edited: Jun 19, 2017
  5. TimJimothy

    TimJimothy Well-Known Member
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    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City Royals

    Haven't played much lately...

    411
    58%
    not sure...probably whatever short iron I'm using
    341.46
    Not really any big moments...6 hole-in-ones out of 219 games. (2.7%)
     
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  6. 1

    1 Hound is FOREVER my bitch
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    Nebraska CornhuskersTiger Woods

    2462 - trophy level
    57% - win percentage
    All clubs I use are lvl 8 with exception to driver and rough iron

    Haven't spent a penny

    Also...
    25 Holes in One
    1 Albatross
    276 Eagles
    639 Birdies
    423 yd longest drive
     
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  7. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
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    Nebraska CornhuskersChicago CubsChicago BullsDetroit LionsChicago BlackhawksTiger Woods

    This looks like something I shouldn't have opened. Will be downloading in 3, 2, 1.....
     
  8. 1

    1 Hound is FOREVER my bitch
    Staff Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersTiger Woods

    Yeah it's addicting as hell
     
  9. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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    Cincinnati BearcatsAlabama Crimson TideCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsTiger WoodsFC Cincinnati

    downloaded
     
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  10. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Florida Gators

    op asked for memorable moments.
     
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  11. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
    Donor TMB OG

    The day you leave this board forever
     
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  12. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Florida Gators

    and miss your redundant, unfunny gay jokes? Fat chance, pal.
     
  13. AubCabs

    AubCabs eatin' fried okra with Oprah
    Donor

    :pray:
     
  14. AubCabs

    AubCabs eatin' fried okra with Oprah
    Donor

    I can already tell I'm going ot be addicted to this game. fuck you Don't Hate Me Bro!
     
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  15. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
    Donor TMB OG

    Wow
     
  16. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
    Donor

    Just downloaded...

    Trophy Level - 6
    Win % - 100%
    Fav Club - IDK...Beginner Driver I guess?
    Longest Drive - 253.8 yds
    Memorable Moments - made birdie in my second match
     
  17. AubCabs

    AubCabs eatin' fried okra with Oprah
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    Yea, everyone seems pretty terrible at this game so far
     
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  18. Don't Hate Me Bro!

    Don't Hate Me Bro! Wigglin my toes on a mink rug...
    Indiana HoosiersNotre Dame Fighting IrishChicago CubsIndianapolis Colts

    For later.
     
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  19. C A N E

    C A N E Well-Known Member
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    Miami HurricanesMiami Heat

    I'm going in
     
  20. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
    Donor

    I made like a six on a par 3 in my first match and won. Was pretty smug about it.
     
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  21. TimJimothy

    TimJimothy Well-Known Member
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    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City Royals

    If I remember correctly, the first couple "matches" are against computer players...doesn't seem like it necessarily, but they are. I downloaded the game on my phone first...then later on our iPad and started a different career and the first couple opponents were the same as before.
     
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  22. 1

    1 Hound is FOREVER my bitch
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    Nebraska CornhuskersTiger Woods

    As you can probably tell from my stats above...I'm somewhat of a veteran in this game :yousoricky: Therefore I will offer this.......

    There is one primary thing that you will find separates the scum fucking POS bitch ass players from the rest of us noble gentlemen....

    If you are the type that uses the chat/emoji functions or the disconnect to try and distract your opponent from hitting an accurate shot then I hope you die a slow painful death.
     
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  23. Don't Hate Me Bro!

    Don't Hate Me Bro! Wigglin my toes on a mink rug...
    Indiana HoosiersNotre Dame Fighting IrishChicago CubsIndianapolis Colts

    And "GET IN THE HOLE!" is never sincere.
     
  24. AubCabs

    AubCabs eatin' fried okra with Oprah
    Donor

    I do this in miniclip pool all the time
     
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  25. 1

    1 Hound is FOREVER my bitch
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    Nebraska CornhuskersTiger Woods

    ^^ blocked
     
  26. 1

    1 Hound is FOREVER my bitch
    Staff Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersTiger Woods

    I don't even pay attention to any of it any more. They need to create a disable chat function so you don't even see what the other douche is saying. At the very least they need to disable the chats starting when you put your finger on the ball to draw it back.
     
  27. TimJimothy

    TimJimothy Well-Known Member
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    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City Royals

    It's okay that I say "good game" on the screen saying that I won, right?
     
  28. 1

    1 Hound is FOREVER my bitch
    Staff Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersTiger Woods

    Nothing wrong with that imo
     
  29. Don't Hate Me Bro!

    Don't Hate Me Bro! Wigglin my toes on a mink rug...
    Indiana HoosiersNotre Dame Fighting IrishChicago CubsIndianapolis Colts

    "Good game" and "nice shot" are about all
    I use, assuming it's warranted. There was this one douche who sunglasses me after making a good tee shoot, when he proceeded to put his next one in the sand I sunglassed him.
     
  30. BROADWAY JOE

    BROADWAY JOE The Original Guarantee!
    UCLA BruinsNew York YankeesLos Angeles DodgersNew York KnicksLos Angeles LakersNew York GiantsNew York JetsLos Angeles ChargersNew York RangersLos Angeles Kings

    Please.....
    WGT golf s a far superior game...real courses none of this fake bullshit.

    [​IMG]
     
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  31. Don't Hate Me Bro!

    Don't Hate Me Bro! Wigglin my toes on a mink rug...
    Indiana HoosiersNotre Dame Fighting IrishChicago CubsIndianapolis Colts

    Yeah, but you have to play as a girl.
     
  32. 1

    1 Hound is FOREVER my bitch
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    Nebraska CornhuskersTiger Woods

    Nah...games take too long
     
  33. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
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    Nebraska CornhuskersChicago CubsChicago BullsDetroit LionsChicago BlackhawksTiger Woods

    Well I went to my favorite stall to give this game a whirl. Motion activated lights turned off and my right leg fell asleep. God damnit.
     
  34. BROADWAY JOE

    BROADWAY JOE The Original Guarantee!
    UCLA BruinsNew York YankeesLos Angeles DodgersNew York KnicksLos Angeles LakersNew York GiantsNew York JetsLos Angeles ChargersNew York RangersLos Angeles Kings

    Huh? 3 hole match play takes about 7-10 mnutes.

    Obviously you haven't played it recently
     
  35. 1

    1 Hound is FOREVER my bitch
    Staff Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersTiger Woods

    I have. That's too long imo.

    With Golf Clash you can launch the app play a quick match and be done with it in less than 5 mins.
     
  36. TimJimothy

    TimJimothy Well-Known Member
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    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City Royals

    A game of Golf Clash takes about 2 minutes. ADHD, man...ADHD.
     
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  37. BROADWAY JOE

    BROADWAY JOE The Original Guarantee!
    UCLA BruinsNew York YankeesLos Angeles DodgersNew York KnicksLos Angeles LakersNew York GiantsNew York JetsLos Angeles ChargersNew York RangersLos Angeles Kings

    Look how tight that sweater is on the 9th tee at pebble beach.

    [​IMG]
     
  38. BROADWAY JOE

    BROADWAY JOE The Original Guarantee!
    UCLA BruinsNew York YankeesLos Angeles DodgersNew York KnicksLos Angeles LakersNew York GiantsNew York JetsLos Angeles ChargersNew York RangersLos Angeles Kings

    Link? Ill give it a spin
     
  39. 1

    1 Hound is FOREVER my bitch
    Staff Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersTiger Woods

    Neat. Take it to the WGT thread
     
  40. 1

    1 Hound is FOREVER my bitch
    Staff Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersTiger Woods

    It's an app :idk:
     
  41. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
    Donor

    Already hate this game. Fucking suck and can't get any fucking gems to buy cool shit. Stuck with shit clubs or balls and losing all my trophies. Halp!
     
  42. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
    Donor
    Tiger Woods

    that's not #9
     
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  43. 1

    1 Hound is FOREVER my bitch
    Staff Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersTiger Woods

    I currently have 1,445 gems if that helps
     
  44. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese
    Donor TMB OG
    Clemson TigersAtlanta Braves

    Is there a way to putt from the fringe?
     
  45. 1

    1 Hound is FOREVER my bitch
    Staff Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersTiger Woods

    No. If you're in the rough you only get the rough iron too. Those rough irons will slice and hook like mofo's if you aren't careful.
     
  46. BROADWAY JOE

    BROADWAY JOE The Original Guarantee!
    UCLA BruinsNew York YankeesLos Angeles DodgersNew York KnicksLos Angeles LakersNew York GiantsNew York JetsLos Angeles ChargersNew York RangersLos Angeles Kings

    Name?
     
  47. Keef

    Keef Well-Known Member
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    Georgia BulldogsAtlanta BravesAtlanta FalconsUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamAtlanta United

    Only complaint is chipping and putting are too easy
     
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  48. Keef

    Keef Well-Known Member
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    thread title
     
  49. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
    Donor

    Thanks!
     
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  50. 1

    1 Hound is FOREVER my bitch
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    Nebraska CornhuskersTiger Woods

    I agree that putting is too easy. I'd guess that damn near 70% of my matches go to a sudden death closest to the pin. If putting were more difficult it would drop that number lower which would be better.

    I do understand having it be easy though as it probably hooks new users quicker so they don't get discouraged.