Golf Clash

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  1. bertwing

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    Got up to #394 in the world before I had a disconnect on my tee-shot not let me hit the ball. Hate losing 10 million on that bullshit

    Not about to complain to the Playdemic fags and go on a 20 game losing streak
     
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  2. Baron

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    see any tour 7 clubs in the shop yet?
     
  3. jonbenetramsey

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    They gave me probably 10 million coins for no reason a few weeks back. I'd just say "I timed out and lost 3 million. Please refund me". Two days later...3 million back in my account.

    During a game this weekend, some dbag kept disconnecting right as I'd hit my shot which caused the arrow to stutter. I ended up missing my chip to win. I complained to get my 30k back because I'm broke and was denied because I didn't have YouTube evidence. If I didn't have a red star next to my account before that I certainly do now after the expletive laced faux outrage reply I sent to Allen at Playdemic. Motherfucker wouldn't give me 30k back without definitive video evidence.
     
  4. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Pro III sitting in first place at -11.. 3 eagles.. and made par on a par 3 that was unlucky af.
     
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  5. bertwing

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    Fuck no. Still the same trash in there
     
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  6. Damion

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    I won some of those eye balls in the last tourney with -55 wind resistance and used a couple on the par 3s and it definitely helped had a hole in one and one right on the edge

    still got like 12 and so I am saving those for the par 3s in tourneys
     
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  7. Baron

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    I would also consider using them on hole 1 and 9 too. Placement of your drive is so crucial on those holes.
     
  8. Baron

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    Let’s see who has a worse store tonight
     
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  9. Baron

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    Desert storm, hornet, firefly.
     
  10. cal

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    big dawg, kingfisher, saturn :blech:
     
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  11. bertwing

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    machete, down in one, hammerhead

    For fucks sake
     
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  12. JacobPalmer

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    I actually have my extra mile for 10 gems but I don't have enough to make a real dent in that upgrade
     
  13. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    13 game streak going. Just got into tour 8. Went from 1m to 4m.. Woooooo!
     
  14. jonbenetramsey

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    I had 28k on Monday morning. I have 4 million this morning. (Don't worry...I'll lose it all by Friday.) I've gone 13-1 since moving to Tour 7/8. It seems like most people haven't figured out how to play the new par 3s yet.
     
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  15. JacobPalmer

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    There's for sure one of them you don't want to miss far left or else it rolls all the way down the green. Guess who always misses far and left
     
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  16. Baron

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    yeah, don't aim for the hole... aim a bit right, with a few clicks of sidespin right and you should be good.
     
  17. Baron

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    qualified in expert with a -9 lol
     
  18. jonbenetramsey

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    I had a good day yesterday, moved up to Tour 9, and took my bankroll up to 8 million. The Playdemic bot cheat code was deployed on my account because I just lost five Tour 9 matches in a row all with my opponents putting their playoff shots within a yard. That's fucking hard to do with 12mph diagonal winds on those playoff holes.

    Good thing I can lick my wounds in the beginner tournament qualifying round playing Tour 3 holes with regular balls :mulletsmug:
     
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  19. kslim

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    Pretty solid start I think
     
  20. Baron

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    might have been the worst round i've ever played, yikes.
     
  21. bertwing

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    I dropped down to expert for this tourney to see what kind of prizes I can win because I haven't qualified for the weekend round the last two tourneys on master.

    Shot -23 and had two pars and two chips lip out. Should have easily been -25 or better.
     
  22. kslim

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    -15 on the front
    -14 on the back

    if i dont make the weekend i quit this piece of shit forever
     
  23. theriner69er

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    leader in my group is at -26. jesus
     
  24. Baron

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    shoots a -29, doesn't know if he's gonna make the weekend lol
     
  25. theriner69er

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  26. kslim

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    ive only made the weekend once in the how ever many tourneys ive played in, course was easy as shit today
     
  27. theriner69er

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    are there many people ahead of you at the moment? how close are you to the cut line?
     
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  28. kslim

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  29. TimJimothy

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    Yeah I only shot a -371 but I'm squirming in my pants that I won't make the weekend.
     
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  30. kslim

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    im tied in second with him finishing first. bout 60 people left to play
     
  31. kslim

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    take it easy there cowboy im only a scoch nervous
     
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  32. theriner69er

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    I like your odds.
     
  33. theriner69er

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    the image does not show up for me
     
  34. kslim

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    yeah me too, sorry i was just humblebragging
     
  35. kslim

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    Sorry for must have fucked it up earlier, only took one of the front
     
  36. JacobPalmer

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    Of course I parred hole 2, then ace hole 4? and I get screwed out of an albatross on 5. I expect to make the weekend on pro with -20 at least. Long ways to go but this is an easy course
     
  37. jonbenetramsey

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    Sucks you blew your -29 to qualify. That’s probably good enough to win the weekend.

    You should probably just quit this piece of shit forever.
     
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  38. JacobPalmer

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    -24, tied for best score so far. One ace, one par, and one lucky eagle from the rough on 18.
     
  39. Damion

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    -21 on expert fucked up on par 3 and had an albatross on 14

    currently sitting in 22nd place I think Im good for the weekend

    not bad for my first expert tourney imo
     
  40. jonbenetramsey

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    Tour 10 is by far the worst tour. I hate that piece of junk no skill lucky piece of shit set of holes. Especially the playoff holes.

    Fuck you, Tour 10
     
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  41. bertwing

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    Losing back to back tour 11 matches while taking a dump <<<<
     
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  42. orangeonmymind

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    Dropped a -25 on Expert after getting a par on #1. Sitting in 4th. Hope I make it guys.
     
  43. Ball Gag Giorgio

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    Ended up -21 on master.

    Had to hio for birdie on a par 3.

    Fuck hole 9/18. Birdied both.
     
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  44. jonbenetramsey

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    Lost 30 million tonight

    Back down to 400k

    :badasswolf:
     
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  45. JacobPalmer

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    What's the rule on the 3x buy in offer? The last time I was down that far I bought $5 of gems and got my 3 million back. :crossedarms:
     
  46. Damion

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    Couldnt sleep last night so I went ahead and hammered out the tourney and finished -23 hoping for a top 25 finish but doubtful as I think ill get hammered on the tiebreakers as my first 2 rds I shot a combined -31

    Had an albatross lip out and another stop right on the lip

    also played a guy that got the mummy ball specs with a titan on one hole then titan on the playoff he had a 9 mph wind while I had a 12 mph wind on my tee shot and thats what made me notice it
     
  47. JacobPalmer

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    -13 through 10. I feel like a -26 is a perfect round, anything better than that and you got lucky with an albatross or a hole in one. I went in the rough on 1 and birdied, and put one in the water on 9.

    There's a bunch of -24's at the top of the leaderboard

    Update: Ended up with a -24 and in 3rd right now. Really wish I could've gotten lucky on one to get to -25.
     
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  48. Baron

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    these tour 9 shootouts are really getting to me now, i can't seem to win anything. lose 2 win 1, never ending cycle. just keep hovering between 2500 and 2600 for the last week.
     
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  49. Damion

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    I have lost my ass off the last couple of days went from 30 mil to 3 mil with a quickness. I did have 2 disconnection that cost me 4 mil tho so I asked for my coins back and I'll see how that goes.

    Think part of my problem is I watched a couple wind tutorials and checked out the chart and have been trying to use that instead of what I know

    also got moved into master and that may have something to do with it
     
  50. TimJimothy

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    Anybody else get two 'compensation' chests related to the last tournament? Just got two (with dog shit in both) and a screen that said I hadn't qualified for the opening round of the tourney. I did qualify for the tourney and finished 29th or some shit like that.