Golf Clash

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Don't Hate Me Bro!, May 15, 2017.

  1. bertwing

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    Yeah I got two chests that had like 12 balls in them and x130 sniper cards. Finally unlocked the cataclysm too. So I guess it was worth it.

    Still haven't seen shit in the shop
     
  2. Baron

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    the reason for the chests is that the server went down Sunday evening and people couldn't get on to finish their tournament or try and play to get promoted within their division. i'd be fucking furious if all i got was a chest for not being able to complete the final round of my tourney. So 1 chest is for just logging in and the 2nd chest is if you qualified for the weekend round.
     
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  3. bertwing

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    Yeah I also finished 20th and got like 50 balls from the tourney and a couple million coins. Not a bad haul. Liking those dead balls
     
  4. TimJimothy

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    Game is a little more fun when you don't give a shit about it. Kinda like life. :dubioustrump:
     
  5. JacobPalmer

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    Update: Went from 10 million down to about 300k, bought the 3x buy-in bonus and have worked my way up to 7 million. I kind of want to jump back up to tour 9 but I'm getting so good at these tour 8 holes.

    My chest for 11th in Pro sucked. Didn't get any cards for a club that I actually use. The free chests gave me some okay cards though, nothing great.
     
  6. jonbenetramsey

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    I just checked for the first time since Saturday. Got a whole bunch of nothing. Probably won’t log in for a while. Golf Clash has been replaced by Super Mario Odyssey.
     
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  7. CF3234

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    haven't played in 3 months. I don't miss it. You too can quit. It is glorious on the other side
     
  8. orangeonmymind

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    What tour are the holes for this new tournament from?
     
  9. Baron

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    2 and 7, west coast
     
  10. kslim

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  11. jonbenetramsey

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    Haven’t played since last Saturday and haven’t really thought about it until now. Life is way better without this aggravation.
     
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  12. TimJimothy

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    Pfft. You act like you somehow cleaned up. Golf Clash was just your gateway drug to Mario odyssey.
     
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  13. bertwing

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    I haven't really played much the last few days either. Think I'm just going to stick with tourneys for now
     
  14. jonbenetramsey

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    Nah, mang. Mario is the methadone to Golf Clash’s heroin.

    I don’t want to get into an argument about why my suburban white male college educated married with children privilege affords me the ability to make that joke since my suburban white male college educated married with children ass has never been a heroin addict or recovering addict using methadone to kick. I apologize to those I’ve offended.
     
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  15. THE GUBBS

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    ignore.
     
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  16. Damion

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    I keep getting disconnected and its pissing me off. Probably had over 5 mil lost in disconnections in the last week and just now in the qualifying ive disconnected 2 and out 5 holes. First time I sent a request asking for a refund they told me that since I had won other matches after it happened oh well nothing they can do. Just sent one now with a screenshot of it happening before anyone even took a will see what they say
     
  17. Baron

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    did you get a refund? also, enjoy your losing streak.
     
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  18. Damion

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    They said they were giving me some coins for my troubles and I cant tell so either nothing or 10k coins.

    They blamed it on my internet connection but I really didn't start having a issue til after they did that update
     
  19. orangeonmymind

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    So, who is playing in this tournament?

    I'm wasting the greatest round ever on qualification. I'm -19 through 11 on Expert and I've Eagled 8 of the 11 holes.
     
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  20. TimJimothy

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    Haven't played in about a week, and I've never felt so alive.
     
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  21. Baron

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    Friend of mine is playing master, he shot a -27, leader in his group fired a -33.
     
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  22. orangeonmymind

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    Another hole in one. -23 through 13. 8 straight eagles.

    -33 has to involve some shenanigans. That would require 9 holes in one, double eagles, or eagles on par 4s.
     
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  23. Baron

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    He’s one of the best in the world, he maxed out an account in like 700ish games or something.
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  24. TimJimothy

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    Yeah, well I'm the best in my family.

    Also only one who plays in my family, but that's not my point Joni.
     
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  25. orangeonmymind

    orangeonmymind Well-Known Member
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    4 double eagles in one round? Jesus.

    I finished at -30 without any double eagles. 3 shots clear of my entire qualification group.
     
  26. Emmy Rossum

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    The fuck is a double eagle? Are we not calling it an albatross anymore?
     
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  27. Baron

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    Clemson fans lol
     
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  28. orangeonmymind

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    Couldn't figure out the plural of albatross so I just avoided it. Dicks.
     
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  29. bertwing

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    Shot a -26 and was first in my group when I finished. Didn't play a single 1v1 match today. I'm getting stronger bros. I can do this
     
  30. Doc Louis

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    Dropped a -27 on opening round after barely making cut... Will likely not do this will final round.

    Also Jeff's female friend, would.
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  31. TimJimothy

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    Yeah I'd like to smell her butt.
     
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  32. cal

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    spazzed out for a -28 and looking like a top 6 finish

    was so excited to start tour 10... and have proceeded to get my dick kicked in the 1st week
     
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  33. theriner69er

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    finished 21st. Got a nice selection of cards; runner, big dawg, dart, and dessert storm. Thanks for nothing.

    Why don't they allow you to select which cards you want, and tier them? You can have 20 Big Dawgs or 5 Snipers. something like that.
     
  34. Baron

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    Golden Shot is back :roll:
     
  35. jonbenetramsey

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    This game is still a thing? Pfffftttt
     
  36. JacobPalmer

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    Talk me out of this Black Friday deal
     
  37. cal

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    the chest will be dogshit and you’ll win the balls on the weekend :twocents:
     
    #3337 cal, Nov 23, 2017
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  38. bertwing

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    Birdied the first hole and accidentally locked my phone before the shootout. Logged back in and disconnected. Was given a bogey

    Not an optimal start to this tourney
     
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  39. cal

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    tour 10 is brutal

    should i just be content with sitting around 40-50 mil for the rest of my playing?
     
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  40. bertwing

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    Pretty much
     
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  41. Baron

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    Lol I’m still stuck halfway through tour 9. Not sure why I’m still playing this damn game.
     
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  42. Baron

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    I must admit, having a tourney every other week is pretty enjoyable.
     
  43. mal630

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    I hate this game. I was never as far as some of you but had 250k coins and was moving along then went on a stretch where I might have lost 50 in a row. 47 of them in playoff where I would lose by less than a foot. I got to where I was losing on tour one and was going to have to buy coins to keep playing.

    I tried again a few days ago and have won 19/22. This game is rigged.
     
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  44. Keef

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    For the most part I've quit playing, maybe 4-5 games in the past month. It's just too obviously rigged to continue
     
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  45. Baron

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    a lot of guys have quit playing the actual day to day game, or play a whole lot less just to keep chest slots filled and play just tourneys now.
     
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  46. theriner69er

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    I have no money. I finished 7th in the rookie tourney, but can't win a game head to head. I'm down to $40k. I couldn't play even if I wanted to, which I don't (yes I do)
     
  47. Baron

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    pm me and i can throw some coins your way in some friendlies later if you want.
     
  48. bertwing

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    Yeah I only play tourneys now, and I'm sure as fuck not spending anymore which means I won't win shit in the higher tours.

    My gems are up to like 3k now though.

    I did play one tour 11 match last night when I was shitting and won, and got a platinum chest. Will probably have a bunch of shit in it
     
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  49. theriner69er

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    you'd be an excellent drug dealer
     
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  50. We$tTxO&G

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    holy shit at tigers first swing.... held nothing back!

    edit: wrong golf thread :awesomeface:
     
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