Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. roggins

    roggins Butcher of Bakersfield & Chris Gaines impersonator
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    Augusta is surprisingly hilly. I couldn't believe the elevation differences. The grade differences do not translate on TV.
     
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  2. undrtow

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    Everything runs like a well oiled machine down there. Long lines everywhere that move quickly due to the efficiency of the workers
     
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  3. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    I am jealous of you all :tebow:
     
  4. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fire Darvin Ham
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  5. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  6. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    yeah when I played a few months ago that was my take away
     
  7. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    But can he play and coach?
     
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  8. bertwing

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    So a buddy of mine won a contest on the 18 birdies app and is playing in the pro-am this weekend. He just sent me this video of him hitting balls on the range next to Tiger. Here's a shitty quality pic. Tiger is on the end.

    [​IMG]

    He's paired with Jamie Lovemark this week
     
  9. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Upload the video imo
     
  10. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  11. Baron

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    lol @ guy in yellow pants getting a selfie with tiger in the background
     
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  12. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    How, in 2018, does one take a video that low quality
     
  13. bertwing

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    I have no idea. It's really terrible
     
  14. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Still rocking an iPhone 3g or someshit.
     
  15. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Perhaps quality reduced in text.
     
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  16. fish

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    Of the the three amateurs, the dude next to Tiger is the most solid. Then yellow pants selfie guy is next, and that spaz in between in them is the worst.
     
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  17. bertwing

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    That spaz was Jigga
     
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  18. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    You wish
     
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  19. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    PGA Tour Live is just the best. $40/year is a steal imo
     
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  20. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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  21. Nole0515

    Nole0515 Well-Known Member
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    barely missed birdie on 14
     
  22. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    I can't believe he was still so low on the fantasy list
     
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  23. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    I posted that after the Tiger Tracker told me he hit it to 8 feet for 3 in a row. It is my fault he missed
     
  24. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Damn you!
     
  25. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    Rough 2nd hole for Rose:

    • Shot 7 in the hole
    • Shot 6 putt 6 ft 3 in., 2 ft 5 in. to hole
    • Shot 5 putt 19 ft 2 in., 3 ft 11 in. to hole
    • Shot 4 38 ft 10 in. to green, 14 ft 11 in. to hole
    • Drop in left intermediate, 53 ft 4 in. to hole
    • Shot 3 Penalty
    • Shot 2 180 yds to water, 70 ft 10 in. to hole
    • Shot 1 247 yds to right intermediate, 193 yds to hole
     
  26. 1

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    I haven't looked, but just assume they base the dollar amounts around world ranking which would explain why he's still going for <$10K
     
  27. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    PM me your username and password. TIA
     
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  28. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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  29. 1

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    [​IMG]
     
  30. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    Just bought. Very happy.

    I wonder how much Tiger being back has increased their subscriptions?
     
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  31. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    Everyone wins when Tiger is competitive.
     
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  32. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    And Tiger back to the tee after another wayward drive. He's been all over the yard today
     
  33. We$tTxO&G

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    is anyone else pga live not working?
     
  34. Dukes

    Dukes flying ain't nothing just fallin' with style
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    Working fine for me other than for some reason Tiger's tee shots keeping going way right
     
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  35. 1

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    Lol so true for me today.

    I'm just glad that Tiger had an early tee time. He'll be done with his round before the first bball game is even over.
     
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  36. We$tTxO&G

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    :ohholkyfuck: at the pitch over the bunker
     
  37. CoastalOrange

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    My new job has a golf league that goes out every couple of weeks. Just signed up for it and am pretty pumped. I suck at golf but have always enjoyed it. Maybe this will help me get a little better since I will have reason to consistently play.
     
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  38. We$tTxO&G

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  39. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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  40. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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  41. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    4 under hitting it all over the yard is vintage Tiger
     
  42. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    Who would you guys like to see get paired with Tiger on Saturday?

    Might be fun to see DeChambeau melt down in that fish bowl.
     
  43. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    I would love for this to happen
     
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  44. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    That weirdo would probably shoot 59 paired with Tiger.
     
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  45. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    The answer is Rory and Tiger playing at their best would be fantastic television. Any of the other young guys are too buddy buddy with each other.
     
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  46. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    Sir Patrick Reed.
     
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  47. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    Thank you fellas.
     
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  48. pockets

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    Sam Burns is going to be a great golfer. Amazing he was left off the Walker Cup team.

    Meanwhile, Smylie might set the woat scoring average in Tour history.
     
  49. RalfBully

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    I know I mentioned it a wk or so ago, but he was three under thru four yesterday and ended up +5. It's unreal
     
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