Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. Jigga

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    :facepalm:

    This won't be in use on tour or in pro events
     
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  2. Sterling A

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    thats literally what i was asking chief
     
  3. Boom TittyMilk

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    your use of literally is as accurate as my drives.
     
  4. Sterling A

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    [​IMG]
     
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  5. mal630

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    Have you played with people that do not do that?

    I like most of the rules. I can see pace of play with the drop rule but don't like it for tour events. I also dislike the flagstick rule and the dropping on the other side of a lateral hazard.
     
  6. Joystick Izzy

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    Wait, so you no longer have to take the flag out when putting? So just leave it in from now on?
     
  7. * J Y *

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    You could leave it in if you want. Gives you the ability to walk up and hit your longer putt without having to go up and remove the flag. (I feel like a lot of people already do that.)
     
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  8. NineteenNine

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    Wish they would've addressed divots in fairways being ground under repair. It's fucking asinine to have to hit a shot from a divot.
     
  9. * J Y *

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    Totally agree.
     
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  10. Big Meech

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    I've never understood this rule.
     
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  11. chipperk

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    In a sport chock-full of idiotic rules, this one is the most retarded.
     
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  12. MODEVIL

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  13. CUAngler

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    Feel like this would help the pros a good bit. When you look down at the fairway landing zones on the 3rd/4th day they are just peppered with divots as their second shots arent typically as dispersed as someone playing on their local track.

    I actually played Wednesday afternoon and was talking to my friend right when the rules came out about this. Dont feel like it happens to me that much but damn if it didn't happen to me twice on the back 9.
     
  14. undrtow

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  15. BROADWAY JOE

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    What a crazy hole in one by Justin Thomas....one giant bounce and In the cup.

    Oh btw...Dustin Johnson is really good
     
  16. Boom TittyMilk

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    Don't select JT in fantasy he wins a couple tournaments, start him results in MC, and I don't even have him on the bench at least this week.

    I can see a pattern.
     
  17. Room 15

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    I benched Speith today...so there's that.
     
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  18. BROADWAY JOE

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    Night golf...Michelle Wie in Singapore vs. Lydia ko. Wie hasn't won in three years holds a 2 shot lead

    10:30 pm est on golf channel
     
  19. BROADWAY JOE

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    Someone tell me how Rory can be #1 if he wins and DJ finishes 5th or lower.

    The guy doesn't play regularly....
     
  20. Lucky24Seven

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    Magnets
     
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  21. Cornelius Suttree

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    fantasy golf is pretty hard/random
     
  22. 1

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    Lol at this start for Phil
     
  23. Boom TittyMilk

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    Sneds hanging dong on the back 9
     
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  24. fish

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    Snedeker is unconscious right now.
     
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  25. JC

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    DJ is going to be tough to beat this year. His game looks so good.
     
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  26. Volholic16

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    75 today. Won about $80 including a couple skins.
     
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  27. Cornelius Suttree

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    68, 66, 65 in his last three rounds after opening with a 75

    :ohgosh:
     
  28. bucs

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    holy shit i've completely forgotten about fantasy golf the past couple weeks. welp

    anyway, so happy golf is in full swing now. what a great tournament. nice to see rory play so well coming off his injury
     
  29. undrtow

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    Which track?
     
  30. Volholic16

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    Sweetens Cove. Originally had about 12 people going, but ended up being 9 of us. Went birdie birdie right out of the gate. Drove it just off the front of 7, fatted it, then skulled it over, and made a dubski.

    I did hit the best bunker shot I've hit in recent memory. On 11 (2), I kinda mishit my driver and it ended up in the right trap kinda near the lip about 60 yds away. Opened up a PW and hit a dart to 4 ft. Promptly lipped the birdie.

    Should've shot at least even.

    Still pleased overall.
     
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  31. undrtow

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    I've still yet to go down there and play. Plan to change that this spring
     
  32. jplaYa

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    I love Sweeten's Cove. Awesome course.
     
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  33. Volholic16

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    It's a good course. The greens are brutal with all the undulation. There is nothing like it around here.
     
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  34. undrtow

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    That's what I've heard from everyone. Sounds like a lot of fun
     
  35. MODEVIL

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    Phil in the leather jacket tonight. I debated having a viewing party.
     
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  36. Jigga

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    We can watch it together over facetime
     
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  37. BROADWAY JOE

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    Ill be watching the 6pm pst broadcast
     
  38. BROADWAY JOE

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    Phil is the best!

    "What do I think? Don't Fuck this one up also"
     
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  39. Bert Handsome

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    I'm dieing at the Monty and Kuchar stories too
     
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  40. MODEVIL

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    This is amazing. FIGJAM at his best.
     
  41. 1

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    Happy to see Phil acknowledge who his daddy is.
    [​IMG]

    Good interview by him though, as always. Looking forward to part 2 next week.
     
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  42. Bert Handsome

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    Hell yeah I love Tiger, I'm rich af thanks to him.
     
  43. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    "Phil tell us a great Ryder Cup story no one knows"

    Proceeds to tell a story about how great he is

    So good
     
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  44. mal630

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    Welp... just booked by 300 dollar 2 star hotel for Saturday night of the Masters in Augusta.
     
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  45. Boom TittyMilk

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    Trying to budget how much merchandise I am going to pick up at Augusta.
     
  46. Wywan Bwowna

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    All of it
     
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  47. mal630

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    Best to not think about it. It gets bad really quick.
     
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  48. Big Meech

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    Average bag is somewhere near $1,000
     
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  49. mal630

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    If you haven't been here are some prices:

    Hats- $26-30
    Golf Shirts- Cheaper model $80, Peter Millar $100
    T Shirts- $40
    Ribbon Belts- $50
    Needlepoint Belts- $175 (my kryptonite)

    The place isn't cheap, but for the most part they have very high quality products (American Needle hats, peter millar clothing) and you are just paying the suggested retail price from the manufacturer for it. Food is amazing and basically free there.
     
  50. Boom TittyMilk

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    I have a baseline for what I want to buy but I feel like I may blackout when I enter the merchandise tent

    I know I am looking at 2 polos, 1-2 hats, and I want a set of tumbler.
     
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