Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. Ty Webb

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    I’ll second this. Really enjoyed the wolf course.
     
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  2. Jigga

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    Love Paiute
     
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  3. Bert Handsome

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    Fucking golf.com gets the scoop on the Bryson/caddy story

     
  4. Jigga

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    Can someone recap please? Would
    Prefer to not have to listen
     
  5. poor paul

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    listened to the whole thing on my lunch break. it doesn't have a scoop and he doesn't even give a reason. it's basically an hour of tim tucker fellating bryson's work ethic and talking about all the research and numbers he wants.

    he does reveal that bryson believes in time travel, though.
     
  6. Upton^2

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    TYFYS
     
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  8. Ty Webb

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    Wish there was any kind of stream for it
     
  9. hudson

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    this would be my first actual time. I don't have a travel bag or what would be a good bag.
    problem I'm running into is a lot of courses are going to be closed the week i'm there.
     
  10. fattmante

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    You can get a cheap one off Amazon for like $30. Stuff it with plastic bags if you’re worried about anything breaking.
     
  11. 1

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    I <3 golf but if I'm in Vegas in September. I don't think about golf and would very much enjoy not being out in that heat for 5 hrs. In November thru February might be a different story but not in September.
     
  12. Nole0515

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    played in Nov and early March. Nov great if it doesnt frost in the morning. but march is not that great. high of 55 with 25mph winds. give me the heat and the ball flying
     
  13. hudson

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    I always play golf on my birthday and I enjoy playing in extreme heat. But the trip didn't start out as a golf thing, but now its potentially going to be.
     
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  14. Bert Handsome

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  15. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    We sent Ricky Bobby and I'm good with it. :americafuckyeah:
     
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    Flying Delta business class instead of private plane to the Olympics?! What are we, a bunch of poors now?
     
  17. Fran Tarkenton

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    could NBC not do better than Rich Lerner on the play by play, pretty bad if this is what they serve when Terry Gannon is occupied.
     
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  18. undrtow

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    Shane Bacon would kill it imo
     
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  19. Boom TittyMilk

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    Regardless of the commentators it’s great to have live golf teeing off at 7pm
     
  20. bertwing

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    Someone just holed out from the fairway while they were “playing through” and they haven’t shown a single replay or mentioned who it was live
     
  21. fattmante

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    Azinger is so bad. Im made a par putt on 1 and he described it as a “clutch putt”
     
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  22. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    He seems shook by hole military service thing. 40% chance he says something offensive about Korea.
     
  23. Bert Handsome

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  24. CUAngler

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    The Korean boys probably can't even spit right now
     
  25. Boom TittyMilk

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    Rory being hatless is throwing me off.
     
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  26. roggins

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    I’m embarrassed to have PXG irons.
     
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  27. London Humphreys

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    What is that about? Some kind of protest?
     
  28. Bert Handsome

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    It complicated for a Catholic Northern Irishman
     
  29. Bert Handsome

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  30. Boom TittyMilk

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    I don’t know but it makes him look like someone that just walked up for a tee time off the streets
     
  31. Boom TittyMilk

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    Thanks for posting this, i had no idea context of him being in the Olympics.
     
  32. Bert Handsome

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    Let's be honest, his home is the swamp. He should be wearing :americafuckyeah:
     
  33. poor paul

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    Wouldn’t come close to qualifying for America, but I get the sentiment.

    he’s definitely got some seriously conflicting thoughts going on, especially for such an introspective guy.
     
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  34. IrishLAX2

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    Rory generally doesn’t wear hats in the Ryder Cup either. He only wears one for sponsors.
     
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  35. Jigga

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    It was Pieters
     
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  36. bertwing

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    Figured that out later, but had to go look.
     
  37. Fran Tarkenton

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    I very much appreciate Rory doing it for growth of the game
     
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  38. London Humphreys

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    And Omega watches.
     
  39. London Humphreys

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    Justin Thomas has to be on the coldest run of putting outside any top golfer not named Rory McIlroy.
     
  40. IrishLAX2

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    Eh, the sponsors are totally thrown out this week. To the point where Rory went back to a Scotty Cameron putter.

    This is about golf and nothing more.
     
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    STANDING IN THE HALL OF FAAAAAMEEEE
     
  42. London Humphreys

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    Okay then. I was going of the NLU guys podcast. My bad if bad info.
     
  43. Boom TittyMilk

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    Everyone else’s putters are so hot right now
     
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    Things are different in Europe and I like Rory being honest as he always is but on a side note no American would ever dare say what he said. It doesn't matter the sport...they would instantly be ostracized. I'm not saying this to start a debate or anything because our countries patriotism that most of us share is special. Just amazing how specifically different that is for us compared to someone like Rory.
     
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  45. London Humphreys

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    There is a gif for that
     
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  46. IrishLAX2

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    His upbringing is full of conflict of interest and nuance. Americans can’t relate with that, though they can empathize with him, especially considering how candid he’s been about it.
     
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  47. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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  48. steamengine

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    Andy Johnson calls Sabbatini the boy from Bratislava and it makes me laugh every time I think about it.