Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    But just wait until you hear how funny it is that they refer to a segment as T&A!
     
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    Low key interested in hearing what she says to "shade everyone in golf media" but not quite enough to actually listen.
     
  3. The B1G Kucktis

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    I might listen if I get bored tomorrow.
     
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    I look forward to the report
     
  5. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I've been hammering my driver by my standards and hitting my wedges really well. Today I hit my irons the best I ever have... Driver and wedges went to complete shit.
     
  6. 1

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    In other news you just know Jigga is going to screw everyone and keep the fantasy $$ that normally would be paid out if it weren't for the corona. Typical Floridian iyam.
     
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  7. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    You know he's salivating over a 'new' Rogue driver on callawaygolfpreowned.com as we speak
     
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  8. CoastalOrange

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    This is the 2nd place I've heard that website mentioned in the past 24 hrs after having no idea it existed. Is it legit or a bit off?
     
  9. Ty Webb

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    Very legit
     
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  10. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Essentially like buying a certified used car at a dealership
     
  11. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    I’ve purchased from there, would recommend.
     
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  12. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    You are buying clubs from Callaway's trade in program. They've been having a big sale lately.
     
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    Except in this case, the cars were originally promoted by fuckboi Phil Mickelson so you can't really trust anything about them.
     
  14. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    Oh so you played golf?
     
  15. ButchCassidy

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    ohhh I need to remember this site. Got a big bertha a few years ago and am not a huge fan of it. Need to go hit some new drivers and see which I like best.
     
  16. Ty Webb

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    God damnit 1....also kinda worried about Jigga, he usually responds to a tag on here within 10 minutes
     
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  17. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Rumor that they’re trying to move the US Open to Labor Day weekend. Keep it at WF, won’t have to deal with NFL Sunday for ratings.

    Nothing in stone yet, but that’s what they’re trying for.
     
  18. CTownND

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    Is the expectation that all the remaining events on the schedule will be pretty packed with having ~10 less events this year? Can as many players enter the event as qualified and signed up or is there some max around ~120 players? Seems like a nightmare figuring out all the qualifications for next year, but it could make every event over the summer have a pretty stacked field.
     
  19. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    There are limits on field size. No one knows yet how they’re going to amend Tour status for next season
     
  20. 1

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    The coronas got him in its clutches
     
  21. ButchCassidy

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    Good news: Ohio Department of Health ruled golf courses can stay open.
     
  22. NP13

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    Jigga fell into his 87° pool yesterday. Hasn't been heard from since.
     
  23. Ty Webb

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    Damn. Always thought he'd go the way of David Carradine.
     
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  24. Jigga

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  25. ZeroPointZero

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    if GolfPass can toss in a couple free months to Paige Spiranic's inevitable OnlyFans account they might be able to hook me
     
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  26. fattmante

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    *Invite to OnlyFans is condition upon listening to every podcast she puts out for the rest of eternity
     
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  27. Ty Webb

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  29. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Hard pass.
     
  30. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Had the first tee time this morning. Nothing better. Walked 9 in an hour and a half.
     
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  31. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    Thank god for golf

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  32. Jeffrey Lebowski

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    It’s so odd driving past ANGC the last week of March and not seeing everything setup for the tourney.
     
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  33. undrtow

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    :tebow:
     
  34. MODEVIL

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    This is a good tweet
     
  35. MODEVIL

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  36. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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  37. poor paul

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  38. CoastalOrange

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    Currently an extra 20% off.
     
  39. The B1G Kucktis

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    She talked for 30 seconds about actual golf media and 40 minutes on golf social media. She called herself out and said they all make fun of each other.

    She literally called out people for setting up a GoFundMe to get them into Q School and they’re not good enough to play professional golf. You’re a failed professional golfer!

    I dunno, she probably needs some professional help because something is off.
     
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  40. ZeroPointZero

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    not having an updated EA Sports Tiger game for the PS4 right now is killing me. I'm the Jack Nicklaus of Everybody's Golf but I'd rather be shooting 74's in final rounds with Tony Finau
     
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  41. Jeffrey Lebowski

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    golf club 2019 is solid and has the PGA license now
     
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  42. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Georgia just went shelter in place starting Friday. I'm worried tomorrow may be my last round for a while.
     
  43. Fargin'

    Fargin' 50% soulless
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    VA is too but golf courses are allowed to be open. Beaches closed but you can still exercise and fish. The Governor actually said, "you can still fish" and it's written in his Executive order.
     
  44. fattmante

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  45. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    So if they cancel this year, that means 2021 at St Andrews won’t be the 150th :tebow: I wonder if they’d consider switching venues to push the Old Course back to 2022 for that. Doubt they could logistically
     
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  46. Joe Withabee

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    It's not the Olympics, I'm sure they could figure it out.
     
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  47. MODEVIL

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  48. NP13

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    What kind of logistics is needed to set up an Open? It's not like they radically change the course for it.
     
  49. Zack Zedalis

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    Let’s posts some past round shots during this lock down, fellas.

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  50. Jigga

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