Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. nofatchildren - cissp

    nofatchildren - cissp Free Da Guys
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    The past few days in this thread have been incredible. So so many posts just proven completely wrong within a few hours, if not minutes.
     
  2. w2b

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    agreed. bet was said only off if match was abandoned.
     
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  3. 1

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    Nah it's all good

    I laughed when that putt went in
     
  4. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    I wish tiger’s girlfriend would leave him alone and let him enjoy this with his team.
     
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  5. Handcuffed

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    fowler sinks the putt after tiger tells him they won and the pressure is off. it is known.
     
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  6. Thoros of Beer

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    Gallant Knight has a horse running tomorrow in the 100k Trapeze Stakes. An eventful weekend for our friend.
     
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  7. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    I hate this post.
     
  8. fish

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    Rickie wants the W on his record. He's playing it out.

    Gallant Knight Your thoughts?
     
  9. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    Things that are better than this post: that pit bull commercial that just played. Yeah. You should feel bad.
     
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  10. Gallant Knight

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    Was our bet a push now or do I owe you $1k
     
  11. Thoros of Beer

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    This was good for the presidents cup. The international team is going to get better and better.
     
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  12. 1

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    Don't worry about it :respek:
     
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  13. HoosDaMan

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    If you told me I’m watching a Champions Tour interview, I’d believe you. Kuch looks 60 years old.
     
  14. 1

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    No doubt. Especially as the Asian countries keep putting out more and better players.
     
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  15. Handcuffed

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    this was the original bet.

    neither won their match. JT lost. Fowler drew.

    wtf do you mean, "don't worry about it?"

    i know Gallant Knight is an asshole and a degenerate gambler but it's really up to him if he wants the bet to go through because Fowler did finish his round.
     
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  16. Gallant Knight

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    Looks like a push to me
     
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  17. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Lost a few hundred bucks on those missed puts on 18.
     
  18. Thoros of Beer

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    The response to the original bet
     
  19. Handcuffed

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    haha nevermind, i just read further where GK bet that they both had to lose. that is fucking insane of him.
     
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  20. JC

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    Hahahahahaha

    You bet Internationals and actually cheered for them

    Hahahahahahaha
     
  21. Gallant Knight

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    Yolo
     
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  22. Handcuffed

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    if arkansas wins 8+ games, i owe you $1k
    if arkansas wins 7 or fewer, you owe me $1k

    deal?
     
  23. 1

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    [​IMG]
     
  24. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    How many years do they have to win this 8 games? If it’s 3 or more, I’ll take that bet.
     
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  25. Gallant Knight

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    Fuck no

    I’ll take bets on my horse winning tomorrow and give whoever wants it the field though

    Trixie racer in the $100,000 trapeze stakes tomorrow at Remington Park 6:20 post
     
  26. southlick

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    <---- Didn't bet, didn't lose money
     
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  27. HoosDaMan

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    God I hate Chamblee
     
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  28. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    How much must I bet to get into the owner’s suite? It’s been a bit since I’ve had one of those suite buffet hotdogs.
     
  29. 1

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    Salty ass Jigga with just a blatant lie of a thread title
     
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  30. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Fuck you tmb haters.

    GOAT STATUS ENGAGED
     
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  31. bertwing

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    Breaking News:

    Jigga still sucks
     
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  32. SmoochieWallace

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    Color me interested.
     
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  33. MODEVIL

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    Tiger taking the nicknames a little too far.
     
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  34. tjosu

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    Whatever you say Mods
     
  35. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    I almost feel sorry for “Zach”.
     
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  36. MODEVIL

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    The Masters feels so long ago. He basically didn’t play at all the rest of the season. Just a crazy year for the Cat.
     
  37. The B1G Kucktis

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    Did this work out?
     
  38. The B1G Kucktis

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    Also, fuck anyone who doesn’t agree Tiger is the goat.
     
  39. Sportfan

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    Zombie pace aside, the golf Tiger played yesterday was absurd. Those kind of courses are perfect for him, he has more gears than just about everyone. Felt like Anser played quite well and got smoked.
     
  40. DeckStrong

    DeckStrong All apologies

    He asked for it
     
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  41. The Milkman

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    Ancer’s Game is tailor made for Royal Melbourne. He grew up in McAllen/Mission, TX (born and raised and went to Sharyland HS in the US). Always windy, mesquite instead of tea tree for brush. And lightning greens and fairways. That’s exactly why he was the first one to go out yestetday
     
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  42. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Bump for fantasy interest
     
  43. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    You winning a golf match in Nebraska?
     
  44. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Huh
     
  45. Ty Webb

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    We're talking fantasies
     
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  46. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Just like your golf in Florida it landed flat
     
  47. Ty Webb

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    To be expected given my target audience
     
  48. Hatfield

    Hatfield Charlie don’t surf
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    I'm in as well, like the weekly prizes idea a lot.
     
  49. REGGNECK

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