Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    You caught the slope on 16 at players
     
  2. Ty Webb

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    Eventually
     
  3. poor paul

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  4. Big Meech

    Big Meech I like turtles
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    Had no idea people still wore spikes.
     
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  5. ButchCassidy

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    I have a pair of adizero's I wear when the weather is bad, then a pair of TW spikeless when it's not very wet.
     
  6. REGGNECK

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    A820D3A1-FADA-4811-9572-2183056175D6.jpeg 18th of the old bell south classic ...
     
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  7. RalfBully

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    #18 tonight on my 1896 Donald Ross. Unfortunately that rainbow was the beginning of a a cold front where I most likely won’t be able to play again soon.

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  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I was one over through 5 today. Double, Double, Tripple.
     
  9. Nole0515

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    I had 2 birdies on Monday and shot 102
     
  10. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    I know these feels.
     
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  11. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    My club has been doing one person per cart and it’s highly enjoyable, two of us got around in right at 2.5 hours tonight
     
  12. The B1G Kucktis

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    Thought the Masters using social media to replay 1986 today was fantastic.
     
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  13. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  14. MODEVIL

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    The 86 replay is so good. Jack is an after thought in the coverage at the start. I think the first mention is a birdie on 9. Would never happen today with the Cat.
     
  15. poor paul

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  16. NineteenNine

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    It's gotta be Furyk by days, right?
     
  17. MODEVIL

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    Two man scramble with a scratch and a 4 should end up at 64 or 65 at worst. I think it's close.
     
  18. Shiggityshwo

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    my father saved his recording of the original broadcast and would watch it every year leading up to the tournament <3
     
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  19. Ty Webb

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  20. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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  21. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Similar interesting question brought up on the Max Homa pod of whether he and Bacon could win a scramble against all of the NLU pod. I think they probably would. The two best players are on the Get a Grip side, but is having 5 players enough to overcome that.
     
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  22. NineteenNine

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    I'd definitely be on the Max/Bacon side of that match.
     
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  23. MODEVIL

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    5 putts at it would help but you can't really count Big Randy. I think I'd take NLU in that.

    A scramble is probably the optimum format for NLU because you get all the good Icarito shots along with a generational driver of the golf ball. DJ Pie has speed now so he can help. Soly can make some putts and be consistent off the tee and from the fairway. Big Randy can do the post round interviews.
     
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  24. undrtow

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    It will be interesting when they make it happen. My money is on Max and Shane
     
  25. ZeroPointZero

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    depends if Tron's son Freddie is included
     
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  26. CUAngler

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    Gotta send randy out to putt first and give the line. Throat punch him if he ever leaves one short.
     
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  27. MODEVIL

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    Would be comedy to see how many times he hits it through the line.
     
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  28. BleedinGreen

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    Obviously very late to the party but had never really consumed any NLU stuff prior to this week and it’s fantastic. Perfect for quarantine.
     
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  29. Corky Bucek

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    1997 Masters final round is starting right now. Intro from Nance gave me chills.
     
  30. mal630

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    Tigers just roasted one around the corner on 13. Watch the coronation on Masters YouTube. #Tiger Woods
     
  31. poor paul

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    anybody going to watch NLU match with Furyk who doesn't want to know how it goes don't open this.

    Tron and Soly won. They shot -3 on 9 and Furyk shot -2. Furyk definitely left some shots on the course, but it was pretty fun.

    scramble is such an equalizer, as both Tron and Soly put balls in the water only to have the other hit a perfect shot.
     
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  32. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Randy’s commentary has been hilarious. On 15 “that’s up in God’s hands now folks I can’t see where that is” killed me
     
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  33. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Spoiler alert. GAAH.
     
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  34. poor paul

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    put it behind a spoiler, sorry.
     
  35. The B1G Kucktis

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    Tom Kite hitting a 3 wood into 15

    :ded:
     
  36. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    So I'm a teacher and this week was spring break. Couldn't go anywhere but have played fuck tons of golf. Played 9 every morning. Have taken the wife and 9 month old out twice in the evening and played 9 with them riding around with me. Today I'm playing 36 on three different courses. Pretty good week all things considered.
     
  37. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    He hit his drive on 8 50 YARDS past Rocco!
     
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  38. tjosu

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    They also said he averaged 324 off the tee that week, the only player in the field over 300. There has to be a lot of truth to the takes about how the technological advances hurt him the most because it leveled the field
     
  39. sc_chant

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    That, plus golfers now are more athletic and stronger than they were in the late 90s early 00s. Before then, guys weren't lifting everyday or more. They weren't eating healthier like all athletes are now. The technology helped, but athletes in general have improved and golf is one of the sports where it stands out the most.
     
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  40. REGGNECK

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    Damn it .. I gotta start liftin ..
     
  41. MODEVIL

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    Watching 86 they say repeatedly that would be the 20th major for Jack. Kinda funny he “lost” two from his total after retirement.
     
  42. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    We’re they counting US Ams?
     
  43. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Yep, he has two.

    cool. Count em. Tiger is one closer that way.
     
  44. Room 15

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    100% Agreed. Physical strength is the only reason I don't hit the ball far. It has nothing to do with my swing or ball striking abilities.
     
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  45. MODEVIL

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    Yeah they were counting Ams because Mr. Jones had 6. 5 US Ams and 1 British.
     
  46. Fran Tarkenton

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    Still think we should count the US and British Ams
     
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  47. stric006

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    This could be old news, but this YouTube channel has really helped my game. If you are bored he has a few good videos to watch.

     
  48. Room 15

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    I like that video and thought. I also hate watching videos like this because I’m sure it will fix me. Then I go to the range.
     
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  49. NP13

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    Blair O'Neal named her son Chrome

    goddamnit
     
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