Golf Thread 2.0 - Florida man kills golfer with his own club

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  1. RalfBully

    RalfBully #21
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    Secession member guest this wk. Hurricane rolled through last Friday and course was still immaculate.

    Made a 60’ putt on our last hole that we thought won us our flight. We were going nuts. We lost our flight my one :facepalm:

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  2. Nole0515

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    Obviously you're the member and not the guest. When is the Florida contingent TMB meet up Tee Time?
     
  3. RalfBully

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    I wish.
     
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  4. Sportfan

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    I’ve played twice this year now which I think matches 2020-2023 combined. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

    Game is shockingly non awful. First round was 74 on my own ball and second round we placed 2nd in 18-team scramble. Moral of the story, don’t play or practice ever.
     
  5. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    Muscle memory for a stick like you. I remember you posted a night time range video years ago and you looked the part of a plus handicap player.
     
  6. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come
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    Porter is good people so hopefully he makes his way on his own. Sign up for the newsletter if you are so inclined


     
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  7. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come
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  8. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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  9. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    He was always built different.
     
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  10. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come
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    I think step 1 in fixing professional golf is for the new PGA Tour to declare the Sanderson a major.
     
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  11. Nug

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    Gamble Sands is the nicest course I've ever played, by far. Course was in immaculate condition, fastest and best greens I've ever seen. Yesterday was probably the most fun I've ever had playing golf, and I didn't have to watch Vandy smoke Bama.

    Played really well. Two rounds yesterday, shot a 90 on the first 18 and then an 85 on the second 18. Maybe the best I've ever hit my driver, lost 2 balls all day. Ball striking was on point. Putting was ridiculously hard having never played greens that fast.

    Hole 36 of the day, huge par 5, crush my drive to 200 out. Hit a second shot 4-iron within ten feet of the hole, in front of the entire clubhouse. Left the eagle putt short, but finished with a bird.
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  12. Nug

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    We also played Desert Canyon on Friday, but it was 25+ mph wind with like 40 mph gusts, just brutal. Started slightly raining the last 4 holes. Shot a gross 98
     
  13. Nole0515

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    shot 43-53 for a 96. 2 birdies on the front and no pars. So many burnt edges and lost my driver swing on the back and fell apart
     
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  14. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    Awesome pics
     
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  15. tigr2ndbase

    tigr2ndbase Well-Known Member
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  16. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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    Jay Don Blake (!!) getting a sponsors exemption to the PGA event this week when Club Pro Guy already called it quits is just cruel timing
     
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  17. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    I have met and played with the member and still can’t swing an invite to meet them and play it.
     
  18. Volholic16

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    SGS was all over it this morn.
     
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  19. teel

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    Somerset Hills :lovelove:

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  20. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Turns down blood money. :beaver:
     
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  21. bertwing

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    LIV should contact Greg Sankey, I’m sure he’d be willing to listen
     
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  22. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Sankey? For sure with clay Travis book in tow
     
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  23. bertwing

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    Didn’t catch that auto correct. Thank you
     
  24. Bert Handsome

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  25. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Went and got fit for a driver yesterday. Was expecting to buy a g430 10k or a qi10 max. Couldn't hit either of them worth a fuck. The fitter suggested I try the standard qi10 and I hit it 30-40 yards farther than everything else. Took it home.
     
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  26. fish

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    Sounds like the warm up swings got you in the groove.
     
  27. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Warmed up with my old driver.. put on a show. The fitter actually took a few steps back like I was going to somehow hit it behind me. I was hitting balls in every direction. Tough scene.
     
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  28. Bert Handsome

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    Faldo getting into the pickleball grift

     
  29. pez

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    Wonder how much they were playing for

     
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  30. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    Didn’t even know this was a thing but :loldog:

     
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  31. fish

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    Sounds like he made the right decision taking the bag.
     
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  32. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come
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    I have no long-term ill will towards the semi washed that take the bag. In fact I think that should be the long term situation for LIV if an agreement ever comes. Have it be mostly semi washed pros that can play a limited schedule and score all sorts of activation money.
     
  33. Goose

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    I still have no idea how this is superleague is supposed to work but I guess the PGA and LIV don’t either.
     
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  34. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Or they’re doing a real good job of keeping it quiet and will just rip the bandaid off one offseason with no warning
     
  35. Bert Handsome

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    WGC/Elevated/United Super 3.0
     
  36. tigr2ndbase

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    Member Guest starts today. Here’s hoping I’m on my game this week. My flight is going to be tough.
     
  37. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    The KVV story on LA is very interesting however if I had to listen to the Bobby guy anymore I’d probably cut my ears off
     
  38. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    I had to give up
     
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  39. Hatfield

    Hatfield Charlie don’t surf
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    Played Congressional Blue Course yesterday. Pretty…pretty…pretty good and couldn’t have asked for a better Fall weather day.

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  40. Hatfield

    Hatfield Charlie don’t surf
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    Elite men’s locker room too…its like 3,000 sq ft
     
  41. pez

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  42. tigr2ndbase

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    After day 1 of the MG we're still in it. Tied both matches so we didn’t get any points but the leaders are only at +2 in our flight. If we win both matches tomorrow we’re in good contention heading into the final day. We ham and egged all day and just couldn’t get on the same page. We thought we had the second match won but our opponent drained about a 40 footer from off the green to save par.
     
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  43. tigr2ndbase

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    So after day 2 of the MG tournament I’ve come to the conclusion that golf is the dumbest game ever invited. Whoever plays this game is a masochist. Robin Williams was right with the reason this is called golf is bc all the other 4 letter words were taken. With that said, I’ll be back out there tomorrow to see if I can salvage some form of dignity to be able to show my face around the club.
     
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  44. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    I know this one well. God speed
     
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  45. DuffandMuff

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  46. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Reading this on the way to the course is getting me hyped
     
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  47. Coach Prison Mike

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    In Jacksonville for baseball tournament and wanted to feel bad:

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    Must be nice.
     
  48. Coach Prison Mike

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    Though I am going to a Topgolf tonight for the first time ever so excited about that. Will be nice to have something to do besides watch a certain stupid game I’m already mad about.
     
  49. poor paul

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    Golf is fun

    like on 1 I chipped in

    and then on 3 I chipped in…to a bunker
     
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