Golf Thread 2.0 - Florida man kills golfer with his own club

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  1. CUAngler

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    Ehhh he can play

    someone like Riggs is a vanity handicapper
     
  2. Bert Handsome

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  3. VASooner

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    We thought the course was very family friendly and pretty easy with the kiddos. When they were over-tired and trying to wrangle them to sleep, however, different story.
     
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  4. Brandon Chicken

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    Buddy of mine is the chairman of the players this week. Imagine that’s a pretty stressful gig.
     
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  5. Gaknight

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    The dude who ran East Lake last year seemed to be having a ball at both the kick off event and in the Ga power suite.
     
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  6. Brandon Chicken

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    Probably cruising once the tournament starts but it seems like a ton of work to get there.
     
  7. jplaYa

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    That’s great to hear. We have deck passes and one of us will probably be doing a lot of pushing a stroller with the 2 year old just keeping her busy. Haha
     
  8. ZeroPointZero

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    the HyFlyers are now the DyckRyders

     
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  9. Gaknight

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    When I want fiscal responsibility advice I go to Phil Mickelson said no one ever.
     
  10. NineteenNine

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    What a chode.
     
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  12. Wicked

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    Uh oh Tiger. Dude just needs to retire.
     
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  13. sc_chant

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    Just give it up at this point
     
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  14. Fran Tarkenton

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    there is a reason his kids hate him
     
  15. Gaknight

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    Tiger plays golf with Trump and gets injured. Him and Gretzky both can get fucked.
     
  16. 1

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    Damn that sucks. I'll never not want to watch him golf
     
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  17. Boom TittyMilk

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    Oops this quoted the Phil tweet, thought it was tiger related. Please ignore
     
  18. spagett

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    My buddy and I got paired up with some olds today

    They didn't know each other. One of them told us he had early Alzheimer's and then shit his pants by the 4th hole. Felt bad for the other guy. Dude drove off without him at least twice.

    Obviously felt bad for the Alzheimer's guy, too
     
  19. bertwing

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    Sounds pretty much exactly like me and my friends playing except our disease is spelled slightly different (alcoholism)
     
  20. Pokes

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    Heading to SC in a few weeks to play True Blue, Caledonia, Heritage, and TPC Myrtle. Never been out there. Any suggestions in the area?

    edit: I believe we’re staying on site at True Blue
     
  21. cumdogmillionaire

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    True Blue and Caledonia are two of my favorites in that area. True Blue isn’t a bad spot for lunch prior to round. Fun course to play. Caledonia is more scenic, isn’t long but need to be fairly accurate. One of my favorite parts of playing is finishing up and sitting on the porch watching people come up 18.

    As for food recs, Pawleys island tavern (PIT) is good food and fun atmosphere. Frank’s is solid, but a little expensive. I’d make a stop at the Marsh Walk in Murrell’s Inlet. Food at most of those restaurants is standard, but fun environment.
     
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  23. Goose

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    They need to stop trying to make Sepp Straka happen
     
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    Cumdog nailed it here with the recs. Caledonia and True Blue are both fun courses. Do not skip the fish chowder at Caledonia.
     
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  26. fattmante

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    feel the same about Rory?
     
  27. NineteenNine

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    I mean, dude’s been playing really well.
     
  28. Goose

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    Perhaps at age 31 he’ll finally start racking up wins in tournaments that matter
     
  29. pez

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    Are we supposed to tag Jigga ? Is that the correct protocol?

     
  30. ZeroPointZero

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    Not exactly inspiring stuff off the first tee in this creator classic
     
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  31. IrishLAX2

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    Berkshire just hit 174 mph ball speed on an iron from the fairway that snap hooked into oblivion
     
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  32. Gaknight

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    Barstool guy that doesn't get made fun for lying about being a single digit handicap doing great :roll:
     
  33. IrishLAX2

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    And he makes birdie from oblivion!
     
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  34. Nole0515

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    Should have added Luke Kwon and his crew to this. Majority of all I watch are their videos now cause they're funny and good
     
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  35. ZeroPointZero

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    I don’t think a guy that barely broke 90 for the first time recently is claiming to be a single. You might be thinking of Riggs
     
  36. Gaknight

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    Why is a guy that just broke 90 playing in this? Are all the barstool guys awful?
     
  37. ZeroPointZero

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    They did some 6 hole qualifier where he got spotted 4 shots at the beginning. They are all pretty bad from what I’ve watched
     
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  38. ohhaithur

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    heard he wrote a letter to the ghost of Arnold Palmer
     
  39. ZeroPointZero

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    This pace of play is worse than the Tour
     
  40. NineteenNine

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    Yall are watching that? :laugh:
     
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  41. ohhaithur

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    absolutely not, but if someone does something cool I'm sure I'll see the 30 second clip
     
  42. pez

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    fat Perez hit a bomb on 17 for a birdie.
     
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  43. pez

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    Horvat beat Soly and George Bryan in the playoff
     
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  46. CUAngler

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    Grant using a broomstick is gross af.
     
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  47. Upton^2

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    As gross as an actual pga tour player playing in it?
     
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  48. ZeroPointZero

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  49. IrishLAX2

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