Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    And I would qualify anyone who's below a 1.0 as a "great" golfer in the entire scheme of things. Reason is because if you're a 0.something to a +0.something then you can legitimately call yourself a "scratch" golfer and I've always considered that pretty great.
     
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  2. mal630

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    Who doesn’t think they suck at golf?
     
  3. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    So I play the same very short course a lot so I don’t put much stock in my single digit handicap. But anytime someone asks me if I’m good at golf I always say not really but I play a lot and can have some good days.
     
  4. BleedinGreen

    BleedinGreen Detroit, Michigan State, and Celery
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    I’m a 14 and feel like the biggest piece of shit on the planet most days I play. I also assume most fives and below feel only incrementally better as this is game for mentally ill people.
     
  5. Ty Webb

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    [​IMG]
     
  6. MtOread

    MtOread chopped and scrooged
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    Good for you, Cameron Smith

     
  7. mal630

    mal630 Well-Known Member
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    I shot a 63 Monday and didn’t even hardly enjoy it. I can just think about the shots I threw away. (Old 5900 yard muni, par 70 with slope of 67).
     
  8. bertwing

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    Fuck you
     
  9. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Did the Lisa Cornwell episode get nuked? When I try to download it now it says URL not found

    Edit - it's available on Spotify
     
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  10. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Any 5 handicap that thinks they’re a great golfer likely isn’t a 5 handicap.
     
  11. Ty Webb

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    I feel like a lot of 4-5 handicaps I encounter are guys that were scratch/+ when they were younger but don't play/care as much anymore.
     
  12. undrtow

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    This is me
     
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  13. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Or vanity caps who are closer to 12s that don’t play any competitions
     
  14. UKupNorth

    UKupNorth Well-Known Member

    Just bought a new golf speaker. Rockform G-Rok. Anyone have it?

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    Not a fan of music on the course.
     
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  16. Big Meech

    Big Meech I like turtles
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    :russ:
     
  17. tigr2ndbase

    tigr2ndbase Well-Known Member
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    Like anything, it’s all relative to your experience. A PGA pro calling a 5 handicap a bad golfer can be legit bc all he sees everyday is tour guys. It’s nothing for me to drive 2-3 hours to see accounts for work and then drive 2-3 hours back home. So long drive times just don’t equate to me. My neighbor complains when we’re talking about getting food and he thinks 15 min down the street is to far away. My normal group of guys I play with think I’m a great golfer and I range from 78-85 when we play. As long as you’re out enjoying the game that frustrates the crap out of us is all that matters.
     
  18. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    nerd
     
  19. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Just needs a pull cart and flip flops
     
  20. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    He's such a good guy. I've played a couple of rounds with him at his home course here. Extremely impressive to watch
     
  21. bertwing

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    Might as well have some noise going to distract others from you spraying it all over the damn course
     
  22. tigr2ndbase

    tigr2ndbase Well-Known Member
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    Clearly some of you didn’t play what my friends and me called “challenge golf”. Back in college we would play that and the rules were you could do anything but touch the other player and interfere with their swing. Once you approached the ball you had 5 seconds to hit. You couldn’t back off. We would have guys screaming, pissing by your foot, rolling balls past you, cracking jokes. One guy would grab the flagstick and twirl it over your head while putting. It sounded like a helicopter right above you. Really made you focus on just your shot. Now when I play I feel like Kevin Costner in For Love of the Game and I “clear the mechanism”.
     
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  23. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Love Kapalua, one of the best sporting event television experience of the year. Especially because it is in the butthole of winter here.
     
  24. Jigga

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    Went paddle boarding today

    Well I didn’t because the water was 75 but the rest of my family did
     
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  25. Houndster

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    I hit a 380 yard drive on the simulator tonight, definitely was not a glitch
     
  26. mb711

    mb711 West Coast Barner
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    Just a great place in general
     
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  27. bertwing

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    You catch it a little fat?
     
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  28. Ty Webb

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    Nah he couldn't see the decimal point.
     
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  29. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    IrishLAX2 any prediction/hearing anything on the 2022 PGA? Have to think they pull the plug on Bed monster and just swap in another NYC area club?
     
  30. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    I haven’t heard anything in particular, but gotta figure Bethpage would be willing and able to handle it with a little lead time.
     
  31. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Maybe Baltusrol but 6 years may be too soon to repeat
     
  32. IrishLAX2

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    They’re in the middle of a renovation, so I imagine they’ll let latch grow in on the greens before they hold another major.
     
  33. MODEVIL

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    Move up Oak Hill a year and put Frisco in 2023, then fill 2027
     
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  34. Fran Tarkenton

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    not holding my breath that they move it, but they should.
     
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  35. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  36. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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  37. tigr2ndbase

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    He would take the 12 ft putts as he clearly will be 350 middle of the fairway.
     
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  38. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Cantlay with a nice “can’t hit it hard enough on any fucking hole” after missing a putt and Terry says “welp that was a little clearer than we’d like it to be”
     
  39. Tro lo lo

    Tro lo lo You kids must be from the suburbs.
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    Anyone have any good lag development drills? I've got a serious casting issue that I am trying to work out in the offseason. I set up a net and a mat in the garage.
     
  40. Bert Handsome

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  41. CUAngler

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    i have the same issue. Finally hitting from the inside but I’ve started dumping the club to get there.
     
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  42. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
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    The views from 18 are absolutely beautiful
     
  43. Ty Webb

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    One of my buddies is there and posting pictures. Its aggravating.
     
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  44. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Any putting mats y’all would recommend? Are they worth it?
     
  45. BleedinGreen

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    We had a huge trip planned out there for the end of April last year...kinda depressing to watch the tournament tbh.
     
  46. BleedinGreen

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    I just have a cheap one but a few of my buddies have the birdie ball ones and they're terrific.
     
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  47. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Putt Out mat along with the pressure trainer. Big fan and I use it all the time
     
  48. RalfBully

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  49. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    My friends are assholes and will always be talking when I’m teeing off. No special game just assholes.
     
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  50. fish

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    I've got one friend who used to always stand right on top of whoever was on the tee and start to step in before we'd even finish the swing.