Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    The most money wins right? That’s how it works
     
  2. 1

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    Yep. Just not after 3 tourneys.
     
  3. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    All these fools who don’t like Bryson just don’t understand his physics or are jealous of his chiseled physique. Please disregard.
     
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  4. animal_mother

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    Seeing Poulter on these most hated lists reinforces my desire to get him on NLU
     
  5. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Best thing Golf Channel has ever done (although it may have actually been done by the Tour). Regardless, have mercy

     
  6. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    This is one of the defining characteristics that explains consistency difference between Phil and Tiger.

    When Tiger can’t keep his driver on the map, he finds a safe shot that keeps him in the fairway. When Phil can’t, he swings harder. Story of their careers.
     
  7. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Yeah, but Tiger ain’t hitting BOMBS like Phil is

    :nobait:
     
  8. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    Honestly had no idea. Still not 100% sure there aren't some shenanigans with that story either.
    [​IMG]
     
  9. Marbles

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    Just turned the tourney on. Wish I had weather like there.
     
  10. NP13

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    Must be his lower half
     
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  11. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Molinari has been an absolute disaster this year. Holy shit.
     
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  12. Boom TittyMilk

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    Rory dressed like he’s playing a round for a high school team
     
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  13. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    Big Cat with a relatively stress-free 69. Not even remotely the same player he was three years ago and lovely to see.
     
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  14. CTownND

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    One thing I was surprised is how much purse money is concentrated to the high finishers - e.g. top 10 or so is a shit ton of money, top 11-20 seems pretty good, 21-40 is alright, and then 41-70 don't make much and cuts make nothing. It seems like if you aren't consistently making a few top 10s a season you aren't covering the costs to maintain coaches, agents, travel, etc.

    I'm sure this is obvious to you guys but something random I noticed. Just thought it would be a little more smoothed out - one putt to finish either T4 or T8 could be like $50k.
     
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  15. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    If you're on tour, sponsors pay your expenses.
     
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  16. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    The financial disparity is something that gets talked about a lot but more in the sense of how good these guys on the PGA Tour have it compared to the KFT (tour just a level below the big one) and especially LPGA. The payout is definitely more top heavy but when you go look at the money list for the year it’s pretty eye opening. For example, last year you had to go all the way to number 219 to see guys below 6 figures. Also a lot of their expenses are covered which is not the case on other tours
     
  17. tjosu

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    Lol at this drop for Phil
     
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  18. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    The tour definitely rewards winning moreso than guys that just finish top 15 every week. All you need is one big week and it doesn't matter if you miss cuts all over the place. The guy racking up top 15s is usually the much better player, but the winner is rewarded better with both money and tour status.
     
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    Not golf related but I read last week Halsey's dad is black which makes her half black too which is even more crazy than Cam Champ when you look at her.
     
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  20. CUAngler

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    Right. You've got a guy like Tony finau who is a top ten machine but he's going to be behind the guy with 20 missed cuts and a win and 2-3 top 5's.
     
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  21. undrtow

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    2 year exemption is huge for the guys that aren't established
     
  22. fish

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    Nobody remembers the guy who finishes 15th. They remember winners.
     
  23. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    I agree that winning is important, but if you are picking players for the Ryder Cup do you want someone that wins vs 95% of the field week in and week out or someone that turned it on two or three weeks and lost to most of the field the rest of the time?
     
  24. fish

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    The conversation was about purse money distribution, not Ryder Cup points.
     
  25. Bert Handsome

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    You brought it to "remembers"

    I'm sure most of the world will all remember Lanto Griffin, Sung Kang, and JT Poston for their triumphs last year
     
  26. fish

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    There's something to be said for being to close out a tournament. I tend to agree with the idea that if you win one, you should get the big paycheck and the exemption.
     
  27. CTownND

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    Yep - I don't want to say who but my gf's family is super close with someone on the tour which is why I've become more and more interested in the sport (from the stories I've heard, golfers seem loony). His career sounds like what you're describing (e.g. he makes a ton of cuts, but typically finishes outside the top 10).
     
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  28. Joe Withabee

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    Rickie has made a career and plenty of Ryder Cups doing what you’ve described
     
  29. fish

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    Hard to believe Rickie and Bryson have won the same number of tournaments on the PGA Tour.
     
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  30. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    The Ryder Cup points system does reward the former more so than the latter. Lanto is currently 31 and Poston 34
     
  31. Room 15

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    not really
     
  32. Phi Mus Love Boones Farm

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    not necessarily, a lot of the young guys will work a deal with a rich backer who will front the money for a percentage of the earnings.

    from what I’m told it costs 200-300k to play a full schedule on tour
     
  33. stric006

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  34. RalfBully

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    Not sure I understand this. Team events?
     
  35. Bert Handsome

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    They are shitting bricks in Ponte Vedra


    Supposedly the PAC meetings recently have been heated with a class system developing. You have top players wanting to do away with opposite field events or just diminish their $/status.
     
  36. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    I think they should just kick reed off the tour and move on
     
  37. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Explain it to me like I'm 5.
     
  38. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    That has nothing to do with this, just my thoughts though
     
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  39. RalfBully

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    This would basically replace the PGA and European tours on the top end. Lots of suits would be out of jobs and put more power in player/agent hands.
     
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  40. poor paul

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    that tour sounds awesome.
     
  41. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Just put more golf on tv. This isn’t hard.
     
  42. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Star players would play this instead of PGA events
     
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  43. RalfBully

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    But the six hours of broadcast on the wknds they have now is a terrible product
     
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  44. Bert Handsome

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    For the golf viewer and the players that are involved, this would be great.

    For Jay Monahan, this is his worst nightmare.
     
  45. Dukes

    Dukes flying ain't nothing just fallin' with style
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    Tiger just 4 putted from 20 ft
     
  46. Festus McBadass

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    We’ve all been there
     
  47. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Most I’ve ever felt like tiger.
     
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  48. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    what about that Denny's waitress you took home a few years back?
     
  49. REGGNECK

    REGGNECK You wanna know what I been down , DONT BOTHER ME
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  50. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    THATS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET.
     
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