Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. jplaYa

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    Yeah I can’t imagine it if it’s intentionally playing tough. I left too many putts and chips above the hole and you cannot stop it. I need to play it a few times before I have some confidence. I just left the ball in too many poor spots to score, especially off the tee. I could have hit hybrid on a few holes and taken away some of the trouble I got in.
     
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  2. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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  3. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    This. Had to pause a few times so I didn't miss anything when I was laughing
     
  4. fish

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    Much as I want to believe he has it in him to get back to a competitive level, I just don't see it. I've mentioned before that I made a 100 dollar bet in 2009 with a friend who said Tiger would never win another major after Elin smashed his windshield with a 9 iron. At the time, I thought it was easy money but now I think he was right. Three or more surgeries, extended time away from the game, increased challengers, and a shift in life priorities toward his kids all point to a wrapped up career.
     
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  5. fish

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    Also, this same friend appears to be a savant when it comes to professional golf but a complete spaz in real life.
     
  6. fsudan

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    Yea, sure the competition may be tougher but ask yourself this, are any of those guys Tiger Woods? Exactly, fuck you.
     
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  7. fsudan

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  8. mal630

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    I would say tiger wins more majors before I would say anyone else wins as many as tiger had at the moment.
     
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  9. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    going waaaay out there on the limb, eh?
     
  10. fsudan

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    It's like people think Tiger's numbers are touchable. I mean the cut streak, world number one streak, number of wins, season he didn't miss a putt inside 5 feet, Tiger Slam, etc...I firmly believe none of it can or will ever be replicated
     
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  11. sc_chant

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    I think the slam is doable. A lot of the rest is out of reach at the moment, but I think that's because the quality of golf/golfers has drastically improved in the last 10 years. Before it was if Tiger wasn't in the field, you wouldn't really know who might win because they were mostly (excluding Phil) average PGA guys. Now the fields are so deep, no one really goes in as an overwhelming favorite because the top 15 or so are all really damn good.
     
  12. fsudan

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    lol at saying everyone was average besides Tiger and Phil. The fields are better now but let's not get carried away here
     
  13. JC

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    This is pretty good
     
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  14. CUAngler

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    Lost it when he was rattling off names of his junior coaches and referred to one of them as a poor mans sandusky.
     
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  15. * J Y *

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    That part got me good. Loved when he said the only thing more important to him than his junior players was the single moms.
     
  16. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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  17. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Chez Revie, Alex Cejka, and Brendan De Jong reference got me good.
     
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  18. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    DJ will move into the top five on the all-time money leaderboard with his next win. Would bump Ernie from the 5th spot

    I did not expect to see that when checking this morning
     
  19. Dukes

    Dukes flying ain't nothing just fallin' with style
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    Jordan is 24 and already made 35 million. Have to think he’s got a very good chance to pass Tiger’s 110M. He’s only 13M behind DJ.
     
  20. fsudan

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    I remember back thinking it was a crazy accomplishment when Tiger became the first player to make more than 2 million in a single season. The purses have gotten a bit insane and I'm not surprised the modern players are lapping the guys who played for less than half the money in many cases
     
  21. * J Y *

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    The money will just keep getting more insane when the tours eventually consolidate.
     
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  22. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Yes I’m back bitches

    And already advocating for changes to the golf balls what a boss.
     
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  23. Born Again Lefty

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    Currently 41 with sun. Golf weather, bitches.
     
  24. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Played 18 this morning and it was 45° and cloudy. Zero wind though so it was actually quite pleasant.
     
  25. undrtow

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    Played 27 yesterday in 70° weather. Dodged a storm but otherwise perfect for November
     
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  26. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Keep it like that for 2 more weeks
     
  27. undrtow

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    You can plan on highs in the 50s to low 60s and lows 40ish
     
  28. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    84 in South Florida. Snuck in 18 on the packed muni in just under 4.5 hrs.
     
  29. Jigga

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    What part
     
  30. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Boca Raton.... I mean Jupiter :awesomeface:
     
  31. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    PBG
     
  32. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Played Boca Muni. It was actually in great shape.
     
  33. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    I’ve always wanted to play there just to do it
     
  34. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    I had a lesson earlier at Osprey Point and was going to play the 9 hole executive course but got talked into playing 18. Was fun. Shot upper 80s.
     
  35. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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  36. undrtow

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    Titleist has lost their fucking mind. $70ish per dozen. Rep sent me a couple of sleeves. Will report back after trying them out
     
  37. psimp7

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    Pretty sure those are $47.99 a dozen
     
  38. undrtow

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    I was told retail of $64.99. No clue honestly. I didnt know anything about them until today
     
  39. undrtow

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    Nevermind, you're right. They're being sold on the secondary market for $70/dozen. Should have done more research.
     
  40. Boom TittyMilk

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    Same price as provs but they have only released them in like Florida and Texas on a trial basis.
     
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  41. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    I got a box of Volnik Vivid XTs (in white) for free and I am really thinking about using them as my everyday ball. They are hot as fuck off the tee and I don't have the same problems getting them to stop as I've read from others. I also play most of my approaches higher as I generally can't hit the one bounce and stop shots consistently anyways. I also love the way they look and feel.
     
  42. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    We're waiting on our shipment to arrive. I'm in Tennessee
     
  43. MODEVIL

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    I'm now pro Volnik balls.

     
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  44. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    He used the Urethane ball anyways (obviously). Its a glorified ProV. I think the Zirconium covers on the other balls actually provide a different feel (and therefore an option) to mid handicappers.
     
  45. MODEVIL

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    yeah I have no idea if it's a good ball or not, just wanted to take a shot at Bubba
     
  46. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    I’ll grab my sleeve next week
     
  47. CUAngler

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    Upgraded my old ping g10 driver and 3w to the G400’s on Friday. :feelsgoodman:

    Now my miss slices farther right into the trees. :feelsbadman:
     
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  48. We$tTxO&G

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    [​IMG]
     
  49. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    I only have 1 sleeve. They sent me a white and yellow sleeve.
     
  50. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Ok I’ll grab my ball
     
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