Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    His ass really puckered on that back 9
     
  2. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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  3. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    That was awkward for rose.
     
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  4. oldberg

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    Haha fuck you bryce
     
  5. Boom TittyMilk

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    Arnold’s ghost

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  6. Boom TittyMilk

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    Someone micd up is hardcore mouth breathing
     
  7. fish

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    They must've left Maltbie's mic on.
     
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  8. IrishLAX2

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    Rory the first ever player to lead the field in strokes gained putting, driving distance, proximity to the hole, and scrambling in the same tournament.
     
  9. Degausser

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    Hard to believe he didn't win by more with those stats.
     
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  10. * J Y *

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    Just shows how hard it really is to win on tour.
     
  11. Whammy Business

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    Between his name, what he was wearing and what I learned during the telecast today, I can’t imagine a douchier golfer than Bryson DeChambeau.
     
  12. Degausser

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    Yep. Lead in every stat, shoot -18, and still have to hold your breath till the end.
     
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  13. Degausser

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    Bryson doesn't bother me near as much as he does the rest of you. He's probably a real wiener, but I kind of enjoy his unconventional game.
     
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  14. Dex

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    It’s the hat that triggers me.
     
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  15. Goose

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    His putter pisses me off too
     
  16. Goose

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    Have you guys heard that he majored in physics?
     
  17. NineteenNine

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    Agree. He’s just a weirdo.
     
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  18. Whammy Business

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    He names his clubs. Named his 60° wedge “The King” after Arnold and sucks at chipping. Don’t sully the moniker, you millineal douche bag.
     
  19. Born Again Lefty

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    The problem is he knows he is smart and needs to let everyone know
     
  20. * J Y *

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    He thinks his superior brain is going to reveal the “correct” way to play golf. The guy is insufferable.
     
  21. Pokes

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    Then add in his hat and pace of play and you end up with one of the most insufferable cunts on tour
     
  22. * J Y *

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    Quote from him:

    "You look at guys who have been so innovative in the world today, they were called weird or quirky," DeChambeau told ESPN. "The one I go back to is Albert Einstein. Nobody thought he would amount to anything. He is kind of an idol of mine, too."
     
  23. Dex

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    Einstein didn’t wear such an insufferable hat though.
     
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  24. Degausser

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    :idk: none of this stuff really bothers me. If he was a Euro tho....
     
  25. * J Y *

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    Why do people claim he’s smart? Nothing I’ve ever heard about him has impressed me. Is every physics major considered an egghead?

    Plus he used a very specific course management system to win the ncaa then he pretended like it all came from his brain. Didn’t credit the creator at all who had coached him along the way. Infuriated the guy and they went their separate ways immediately. I can promise Fawcett (the creator of the decade system) is smarter than that little cunt and he’s not going around pretending like he’s some genius.
     
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  26. Whammy Business

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    I’d be more impressed if he actually graduated with a degree in physics. Anyone can “major” in physics.
     
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  27. * J Y *

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    I’d be surprised if he even passed the ap test in high school. I’d bet he’s a spoiled little shit whose parents made him think he’s a lot smarter than he really is. That’s great that he understands the physics of a golf swing and a putting stroke, but you learn that level of physics in high school.
     
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  28. Pokes

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    But all his clubs are the same length! He’s so cerebral and innovative!
     
  29. * J Y *

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    He tests all his balls in Epsom salt water!
     
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  30. NineteenNine

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    wait, seriously? :laugh:
     
  31. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Not to mention him referencing the "air density" when they were talking about his approach into the 18th green
     
  32. * J Y *

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    That’s what he claims. To make sure the balls not weighted unevenly.
     
  33. * J Y *

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    Wins in 2018 in the lead up to Augusta:

    • Rahm
    • Fleetwood
    • Casey
    • DJ
    • Day
    • Bubba
    • Phil
    • JT
    • Rory

    Oh, and Tiger has three straight top 15s.

    This feels unfair.
     
  34. tjosu

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    Sup Kyle Porter
     
  35. * J Y *

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    Tried to paste the whole tweet.
     
  36. NineteenNine

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    Will be stocking up on beer and popcorn for the next two weeks.
     
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  37. undrtow

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    I was wrong. Tiger's ass puckered and Rory put on a clinic. The past two weeks have been must watch tv. Almost a major feel to them. This is fun
     
  38. * J Y *

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    Golf is such a weird game. I doubt that much even changed with Rory and his putting. I bet his mind just came across some positive little thought and it snowballed from there.
     
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  39. FearMySpear

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    Just spent 3 days out at Pinehurst. Played #7 on Thursday. #2 and #9 on Friday and #8 and the Cradle Par 3 nine hole course on Saturday. Pretty awesome experience. Had a group of 16 and stayed on property. One of the guys in our group ran into DJ Pie from the No Laying Up podcast who was out there and had him jump in and play the Cradle with us. Dude was pretty cool. Broke into 2 man teams for the Cradle. My team won with a -3 score. I had two of the birdies for my team. One of the guys threw in an Ace on the Cradle as well. Trip exceeded my expectations....helps when you make money
     
  40. MODEVIL

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    Just realized my sister in law’s wedding is Masters Saturday. Really sucks

    it’s going to be a fun wedding. I’m sad to miss it.
     
  41. MODEVIL

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    Edit: tweet deleted but it was Reed saying he’d get a drop if he was Spieth
     
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  42. undrtow

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    liked for the Kip tweet
     
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  43. mal630

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    I've spent a lot of time at Pinehurst but haven't been back since the Cradle was open. Everything I've heard has been phenomenal.
     
  44. bertwing

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    I majored in physics
     
  45. mal630

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    South Florida guys... are most of the courses still open through the end of April?
     
  46. Jigga

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    What courses
     
  47. Whammy Business

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    Precisely.
     
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  48. YNWA

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    End of April is when the rates drop. Courses are open year round.
     
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  49. mal630

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    Jupiter Island primarily. I know it and some of the others are seasonal. I'm coming down to visit my girlfriends parents and want to sneak a round in. Was wanting to figure out if the courses are even open before I start trying to call in favors. The people I know that stay down there all leave in May.
     
  50. Jigga

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    It might be weird this year since Easter is so early and that tends to be the go home mark.

    The courses should still be open around that time though. The only one I know that for sure closes is Seminole. The rest should be open most of the year

    I’m also available to play

    FYI
     
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