Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. JohnnyChimpo

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  2. Deuce

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    You aren’t ready to allow forgiveness for 9/11???? That’s all Bryson wants.
     
  3. MtOread

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  4. Fran Tarkenton

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    cant imagine how hard he is having to reconcile the Jimmy Dunne stuff. Dunne and Rory's Dad are really good friends think he brought both of them in as members to Seminole. Only to sellout his principles.
     
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  5. brolift

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    I am hoping enough people get mad and give up the game so tee times won't be so hard to get on saturday mornings thanks
     
  6. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Lady: they killed a reporter and finance terrorism.

    Bryson: nobodies perfect and we are all trying to improve.
     
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  7. 1

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    Lol if anything it'll do the opposite since this news story is going to transcend sports news, it'll remind people about the sport
     
  8. IrishLAX2

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    Based on his ongoing presser, I imagine the two of them felt Saudi money shaping golf was inevitable and it couldn’t be stopped. So the best option was to at least try to control it versus get run over by it.
     
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  9. MtOread

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  10. brolift

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    idk. people really hated 9/11
     
  11. fish

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    "I’m not sure what it means that we’re entering an era of PGA Tour golf where financial compensation is going to be based on who you are, not what you do."

    They are who they are BECAUSE of what they do.
     
  12. IrishLAX2

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    I don’t get the melodrama over this. Contractual agreements are not exactly a new thing for professional sports. Golf being late on it I guess isn’t surprising though.
     
  13. CUAngler

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    strongly think that the latter is unavoidable
     
  14. Gaknight

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    Counterpoint. Bryson also gives off murderer vibes so easy for him to relate.
     
  15. RalfBully

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    If the core group of golfers that rejected it in Delaware held firm they would. I can get behind the fact that the amount of money in this is going to come out and be astronomical, but until we have those details, fuck Jimmy, Jay, etc.

    My guess is the PGA tour was digging deep into the reserve funds to pay these elevated events and the sponsors of the other events were pissed the big names werent showing up and wanted a discount on those in future years as well. They probably had no choice to even live up to the promises that they made to the PGA players about all these new purses.

    I just never believed that these sponsors would be good paying that much more money for the same shit.
     
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  16. WC

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    Anti trust professor at Columbia and former Obama/Biden White House advisor

     
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  17. Aussie

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    Especially since the only tournaments most people care about are the ones that aren't ran by the PGA anyway.
     
  18. IrishLAX2

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  19. JRodMK1

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    [​IMG]
     
  20. Fran Tarkenton

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    this 'merger' surviving hinges entirely on the 2024 election
     
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  21. Upton^2

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    Much like succession (sorry for the reference again), think they’re counting heavily on a Trump election
     
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  22. Bert Handsome

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    PGA Tour and Jay Monahan: Let's hope they focus on 9/11 and not that we are taking billions from a government that punishes the LGBT community with capital punishment, life imprisonment, flogging and castration
     
  23. IvanTheTerrible

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    This feels like an episode of VEEP.
     
  24. IrishLAX2

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    A players union seems inevitable at this point too
     
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  25. pez

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    can you do that and still be “independent contractors”? Not saying that’s not where it’s headed but that would seem like a pretty big sea change. I think they’d have to be employees to get into collective bargaining. But firmly talking out of my ass
     
  26. IrishLAX2

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    I think if they start getting into contractual agreements with the players, it’s inevitable.

    If they simply keep the current pay format but just larger purses, then it likely doesn’t happen.
     
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  27. brolift

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    House of Saud won't allow such a thing.
     
  28. Aussie

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    So what's the end game with all this? Liv ceases to exist? What happens to Norman?
     
  29. Degausser

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    Hopefully the same
     
  30. pez

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    the PGA guys seem to think LIV goes away. But who knows. The only way LIV goes away is if there’s some type of team aspect rolled into the pga/dp calendar but probably on a reduced schedule.

    otherwise it looks like it’ll just be all of the tours under one umbrella. Play the tour you want without repercussions and have access to the other tours as necessary
     
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  31. IrishLAX2

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    I think LIV gone and the PGA and European tours get restructured
     
  32. CUAngler

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    Yeah LIV is done after this year
     
  33. brolift

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    Norman going take his LIV money and start do open pit mine somewhere in the outback
     
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  34. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Mav sounds as smart and Bryson pretends he is

     
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  35. Aussie

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    That's a long winded way of saying "let's wait and see how it plays out".
     
  36. bwi2

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    He’s a smart guy and antitrust yes, but I’m having a real tough time making out the national security implications of Saudis owning a golf league
     
  37. Aussie

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    Sneaking in WMDs in golf bags obviously.
     
  38. Dick Dollars

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    What a goddamn embarrassment this man is

     
  39. pez

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  40. bro

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    rory is good people
     
  41. HoosDaMan

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    The Saudis are still paying him. He should have secured the bag, hindsight being 20-20.
     
  42. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    So I have a Bushnell tour v5 shift. The fucking thing stopped displaying slope. It's stuck in the non slope mode. Hopefully they'll send me the new version.
     
  43. steamengine

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    I for one won’t be grinding on the range any time soon.
     
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  44. GrizzliesDrew

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  45. steamengine

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    Narrator: the merger did indeed survive serious antitrust scrutiny
     
  46. RalfBully

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    Honestly, wtf can Jay, Phil, Bryson, Jimmy, etc., say in regards to taking Saudi money (9/11, murdering journalist, etc)? I'm all for bashing their quotes, but what can they say to make them sound better? Saudi's were buying golf whether we were in it or not?
     
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  47. steamengine

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    In case you’re wondering why Mav Mcnealy does science and shit:

    “His father, Scott McNealy, co-founded Sun Microsystems, which was acquired by Oracle Corporation for $7.4 billion in 2010”
     
  48. pez

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    as you were saying

     
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  49. Fran Tarkenton

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    reads like Shipnuck's burner account