Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. undrtow

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    I wondered if you were playing next weekend. We may drink the mountain out of Tito's
     
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  2. fish

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    Anybody else struggling to understand this sentence?
     
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  3. MODEVIL

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    It took me a reread but they moved up from tips/back tees and didn’t take a hit on their handicap.
     
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  4. tjosu

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    Yes this

    I promise I talk good at English
     
  5. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Been playing well recently.

    Shot a 76 at eagle hills and a 72 at elmwood.

    Been playing really well since I put my driver away infavor of my 3wood and hybrids off the tee.

    Rectified my stance and strike issue and feel a lot better not having had a lesson to screw me up for 2 months.
     
  6. Joe Withabee

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    Pussy
     
  7. teel

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  8. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Easy to do when you're playing an executive course with no par 5's and the other course that is only 6,500 from the tips which you probably weren't even playing.
     
  9. Ty Webb

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    User @1 bringing the thunder. You make good points.
     
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  10. NP13

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  11. CUAngler

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    Good. There was a drop zone 2 weeks ago that guys were blatantly taking advantage of.
     
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  12. hudson

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    You’re better at golf than me and I’m a little bitch. Is that what you wanted? But yes I play from the tips at eagle hills.
     
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  13. dome foam

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  14. Ty Webb

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    May need an Omaha golf meetup to settle this one.
     
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    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Not what I was looking for. Was just elaborating so you had a full story. Those are still good scores. Is that what you wanted?
     
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  16. MODEVIL

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    Is there an open championship thread?
     
  17. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Call your shot and we’ll see.
     
  18. The B1G Kucktis

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    Nothing gets me going for the Open more than Darren Clarke burning heaters on the range.
     
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  19. Boom TittyMilk

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    Night shift checking in and :blessed: for some entertainment
     
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  20. fish

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    What are the viewing options?
     
  21. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Every shot for the first two days on golf channel. They have a beautiful 1:30 a.m to 4 p.m block.
     
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  22. fish

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    I'm buzzed and have to be at work at 7:30 pst and a huge part of me is thinking open another one and wait for the broadcast to start in 30 minutes. Goddammit, I know what Rip Torn would've done, and I am not him.
     
  23. The B1G Kucktis

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    Do it
     
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  24. fish

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    The last thing I need is a second voice on my left shoulder. As it is currently, the guy on the right shoulder is barely audible.
     
  25. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Took a long nap this afternoon. Don't have shit to do the rest of the week. Let's fucking go.


    Can't remember the last time DJ was so under the radar going into a major. It's weird.
     
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  26. The B1G Kucktis

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    What a badass birdie for Clarke
     
  27. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Does this Clarke dude just hammer cigs the whole round?
     
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  28. HoosDaMan

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    This course is purty
     
  29. ZeroPointZero

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  30. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    He's smoking at least one per hole.


    Also, Bubba just hit an iron off the first tee and still missed the fairway. :loldog:
     
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  31. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I'm not a smoker or any sort of cigarette scientist, but I'm a bit concerned that Clarke is going to set the course on fire just chucking lit heaters all over the place.
     
  32. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Played Cabrerra-Bello in two draftkings and that fucker is damn near last.
     
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  33. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Welp, Rory out of bounds with an iron off of first tee. Hits second tee shot into some nasty rough. Sheesh.
     
  34. Dukes

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    Not great Rory. Not great
     
  35. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Rory about to take an 8 on the first hole. He may be done.
     
  36. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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  37. Dukes

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  38. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Hope y'all put in your david duvall over Rory prop bets. They pay 1 billion to 1.
     
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  39. RalfBully

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    So is the weekend on NBC because I have ATT and they are in a dispute with Nexstar or some shit and NBC is blocked out.
     
  40. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Yes.. Although you should be able to watch on the app
     
  41. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Jesus Rory what the fuck
     
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  42. Dukes

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    This is one of those times when it would be really helpful for Rory to have an actual caddie
     
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  43. RalfBully

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    I think his caddie has shot like a 65 at this course as well. Agree with the premise of having a professional
     
  44. Dukes

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    No doubt he’s a skilled golfer. That’s not doing much for Rory at the moment
     
  45. RalfBully

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    He’s got like ten top 10s and two wins in 14 starts or something this year
     
  46. Dukes

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    I’m aware. Not sure how that has anything to do with what is happening on the course this morning. His head is clearly not in a good place and it’s okay to question the impact a professional caddie would have given the situation. It’s a lot easier to caddie when he’s playing like the best golfer in the world
     
  47. Dukes

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    Let’s be honest. He’s going to make the cut on the number and backdoor top 10
     
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  48. tjosu

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    Love it when Golf Channel says fuck you to all the people who woke up early and gives us a steady dose of commercials and Nick Faldo
     
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  49. Dukes

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    Rickie -1 thru 5 and haven’t showed a single shot from him