Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    A persimmon driver and Calamity Jane replica next to some custom fit PXGs just doesn’t sit right
     
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  2. fish

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    California team would be Cantley, Homa, Xander, and Morikawa.
     
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  3. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    And hopefully the 13 year old ice cream purveyor
     
  4. Bert Handsome

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    Alan getting feisty

     
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  5. laxjoe

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    This was a double whammy!
     
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  6. Fran Tarkenton

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  7. pez

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    Yeah the leaks from this meeting should be good
     
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  8. Bert Handsome

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  9. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Andy Johnson calling on the players to bail on the tour and form their own entity.
     
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  10. Fran Tarkenton

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    Im hesitant to listen b/c Andy probably is upset the new entity isnt headquartered in the chicago suburbs and not enough midwest focus with the merger is his biggest gripe
     
  11. steamengine

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    Bring back the western open, PIF!
     
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  12. steamengine

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    When I did club champion I automatically told the guy I was out on pxg and he said I shouldn’t be so dismissive they’re great clubs.

    Clearly they’re in the pocket if the troops.
     
  13. LetItSoak

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    If Greg Norman gets the bone saw it won't be a total loss
     
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  14. Bruce Bowen

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    PGA Plus imo
     
  15. pez

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    And someone needs to ask Monahan about killing the Raytheon sponsorship because they sell weapons to the Saudis like a month ago
     
  16. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  17. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  18. Fran Tarkenton

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    only jay would attempt to use today to pretend he's gotten anything across the finish line
     
  19. Sir Phobos

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    give Monahan to the Taliban right fucking now
     
  20. Gaknight

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    Welcome to 8 hrs ago
     
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  21. Gaknight

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    Feels lie Monahan and his cronies got a payoff and sold out everyone else
     
  22. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    It's either that and/or something along these lines:

     
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  23. Bert Handsome

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    Edit... Mother of God...

     
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  24. steamengine

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    Please stop posting the same shit from 10 hours ago
     
  25. Bert Handsome

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  26. Gaknight

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    Do we get a European Super League about face if it's not finalized?
     
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  27. laxjoe

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    have you guys seen this?
     
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  28. laxjoe

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    Information I had in the moment =I didn’t have the money. Now I do. My “information” changed
     
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  29. RalfBully

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    Tigers last win over Phil would be to start his own tour somehow and wreck this with all the top players
     
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  30. PaulKemp

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    Really hope this happens
     
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  31. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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  32. Goose

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    Save us, Jack and Tiger
     
  33. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    This is 100% the wrong thing to say when the competitor company you acquired had a pending monopoly complaint against you in the federal courts which sparked an ongoing DOJ probe into your monopolistic actions.
     
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  34. Bert Handsome

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    Series of events brought to you by organization made up of Mike Kaiser, Tiger, and No Laying Up
     
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  35. Gaknight

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    Jack put out a BS supportive statement today.
     
  36. fattmante

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    :yaoface:
     
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  37. poor paul

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    keep going, I'm almost there.
     
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  38. poor paul

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    Jack is much more likely to have the crown prince make him co-commissioner.
     
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  39. Goose

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    Well I’ve always said Tiger is better anyways
     
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  40. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Wouldn't shock me if we get news of a jack heart attack
     
  41. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Fair
     
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  42. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fire Darvin Ham
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    I'm glad I finally broke 70 on a day where nothing remotely interesting happened. I think the real highlight of the round was that none of the people I was paired with said anything cringeworthy or racist when the LIV/PGA convo came up
     
  43. CTownND

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    What's the worst that they could have found in discovery? That they were doing something to bust the non-profit status and owe a ton of back taxes or something? Just not sure I buy that conspiracy theory

    Much more likely scenario is there's no way they could fund all these elevated events with the game in a non-growth phase from TV/sponsors and were just staring down the barrel of years of insane losses against the unlimited Saudi money pit and just took the big payout instead
     
  44. ohhaithur

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    that's awesome, congrats
     
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  45. poor paul

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    you're spot on. the discovery thing is silly. PGA Tour wanted discovery. this is all cash-flow, line the pockets, morals don't matter, late stage capitalism stuff.
     
  46. poor paul

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    congrats dude.
     
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  47. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    So you’re saying they decided that market competition wasn’t good for their profit margins so they used their undue influence in the market to absorb their biggest competitor. I hope the PGA Tour gets the axe from the FTC.
     
  48. OZ2

    OZ2 Well-Known Member

    On way to golf scramble today, first day off this year and in a delightful mood.

    *string of text*

    wtf