Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. DuffandMuff

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    A few rain drops out here in ponte vedra beach this morning.
     
  2. NP13

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    Feel bad for Crane
     
  3. * J Y *

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    Agree on Spieth's swing. Something is very fucked with that sawed off approach wedge chop he does as well. He either overcooks them or over spins them more times than not. I kind of wonder if he lost some touch on them after getting stronger as he got older.
     
  4. HatterasJack

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    Very underrated. I feel like people cut him similar slack like they did with Tiger. Acting like a douche was excused as "just super competitive" when he was winning. The reality is, he acts like a douche on the course a lot.
     
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  5. Degausser

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    I love Jordan. Fuck you guys.
     
  6. Ace Boogie

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    Matsuyama on the green with a driving iron, nice.
     
  7. * J Y *

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    He's my favorite golfer. I can see how people wouldn't enjoy watching him play though.
     
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  8. pockets

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    I love watching Jordan play, but I would hate to play with him.
     
  9. mb711

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    Fowler just got one stuck in a tree on 18
     
  10. Thoros of Beer

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    Jordan is my favorite as well, but he needs to grow out of his petulance. The longer it goes on, the less likeable he is.
     
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  11. * J Y *

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    I mean I think one leads to the other. He's clearly fighting his swing which is super frustrating. Guy puts a ton of pressure on himself and he's just in his own head. That's all a bad combo when you're naturally really extroverted on the course.
     
  12. Artoo

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    Vijay with 2 in the water at 17. Couldn't happen to a better player
     
  13. 1

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    Spieth will go on to win at least 5 majors and will have a hall of fame career.

    There's your hot take you bitches.
     
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  14. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Been getting steady fantasy points riding the Rahm train for a few weeks now. Just check the leaderboard and see he fired an 82 today :doge:
     
  15. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    I have never had a better round and a worse round of golf then I did yesterday. Took the new driver out and I have never hit more fairways in my life. Which is why I also had the worse round. I'm not really used to hitting from the fairway.

    Besides the driver change, all I did was rotate my left hand on my grip about five degrees counter clockwise.
     
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  16. 1

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    That's called weakening your grip fwiw
     
  17. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Sounds so negative.
     
  18. Room 15

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    Hope you enjoyed it, probably won't hit a fairway next time out.

    But you'll putt your brains out.
     
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  19. Jigga

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    Gonna be pissed if that cunt poulter wins
     
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  20. Ace Boogie

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    Team anyone but Poulter
     
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  21. Ace Boogie

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    I see you, Si Woo.
     
  22. * J Y *

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    This leaderboard :gross:

    Except for Louis :ohgosh:
     
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  23. pockets

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    Poulter >>>> Glover
     
  24. 1

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    No.
     
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  25. Big Meech

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    This is some shitty golf
     
  26. Big Meech

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    Jesus. Awful take.
     
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  27. pockets

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    You can like your Clemson boy all you want, but hes the most miserable person to be around on Tour.
     
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  28. 1

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    Really? How long have you been traveling with the tour?
     
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  29. pockets

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    ~8 years

    The Tour is great, and almost every single person is a good person, which is what makes it fun to watch - you can cheer for tons of people.
     
  30. * J Y *

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    wut do u do
     
  31. MODEVIL

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    I don't want to see Poulter win but it feels like Kim is going to have a classic 17 meltdown.
     
  32. pockets

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    i have clients and friends that are out there, so traveling out there while therye together kills multiple birds with one stone. because of that (and i didnt ask for it), i get a badge to every tournament with dining, media, clubhouse, etc. access. im not a white belt wearing fanboy like tlank- just random that work involves these guys.

    i should give glover a break. apparently (per news stories) he has changed his life and i havent seen him in years. fwiw, i really do like ian poulter. hes a very nice guy.
     
  33. fish

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    he'll go conservative here
     
  34. MODEVIL

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    I thought it was headed off the back. Good shot by Kim.
     
  35. MODEVIL

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    Holy shit Poulter
     
  36. fish

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    Crown him.
     
  37. Jigga

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    Haha fuck Poulter
     
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  38. Jigga

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    Fuck Poulter so much
     
  39. MODEVIL

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    Johnny with his best line of the day for JB
     
  40. MODEVIL

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  41. Boom TittyMilk

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    Christ if he had managed to hole that out
     
  42. Ace Boogie

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    Hate the man but that was a great shot.
     
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  43. Ace Boogie

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    JB Holmes costing himself a good amount of money this afternoon.
     
  44. Frank Martin

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    That shot by Poulter... oh my
     
  45. IrishLAX2

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    Poulter is a douche, but there's something about him that's growing on me. Maybe it's that we won the last Ryder Cup.

    And Kim's swing is so so smooth.
     
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  46. stratknight

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    Love Kim's swing. I really enjoyed watching guys have to manufacture shots this week and think their way around a golf course. It's why a dunce like DJ never does well here. 330 yard drives and flip wedges are getting boring (to me). I'd love to see more courses set up like this week and watch ball strikers thrive.
     
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    :meh:

    T-12
     
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  48. MODEVIL

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    Ball strikers? Kim missed a ton of greens. It was all short game imo.
     
  49. JC

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    This

    He tied for the best score today too

    What a stupid ass comment
     
  50. undrtow

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    DJ is much more than driver, flip wedge. That's a description of Bubba