Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. ZeroPointZero

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    Rickie with the ace
     
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  2. CUAngler

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  3. pez

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  4. undrtow

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    His swing looks so much better
     
  5. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    This is getting good.
     
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  6. tigr2ndbase

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  7. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Couldn’t even do it on 16 when the pressure is up, smh.
     
  8. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Sub 70 - 007 is something I’ve been thinking of pulling the trigger on for fun.
     
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  9. fish

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    Scotty misses left on 16 with a one shot lead.
     
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  10. ohhaithur

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    he's playing pretty damn poorly. He's been bailed out four straight holes with incredible bounces and Taylor being scared
     
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  11. ZeroPointZero

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    Taylor missing left there too was inexcusable
     
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  12. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    2 drops for Scottie must be nice
     
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  13. ButchCassidy

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    Then he got to place it himself. Fluff it up! Still a bad chip.
     
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  14. pez

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    and just won it with that putt
     
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  15. ButchCassidy

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    What a putt!
    And what a choke from Taylor.
     
  16. Degausser

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    And gains a stroke
     
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  17. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Stone cold Scottie
     
  18. bertwing

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  19. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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  20. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Costco putter isike 150 and supposedly great.
     
  21. fish

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    If Max were a stock, I'd start thinking sell. That's a bad look.
     
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  22. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Not sure about local stores but website only has left handed option and for $99.99.
     
  23. fish

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  24. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    It’s one moment that admits wasn’t great. If it becomes a habit, sure.
     
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  25. The Fuck Lion

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    Little early for that.
     
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  26. portlandspartan

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    Is there a single top player that hasn’t had a stupid outburst at least once?
     
  27. Joystick Izzy

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    Why? He immediately owned it. Have you seen the way rahm loses his shit?
     
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  28. pez

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    a classic. Good distance on it

     
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  29. roggins

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    Sergio has always kept it cool.
     
  30. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    I’d be a seller of Homa right now because it’s very hard to keep up his level of play for an extended period of time. But not because of that outburst.
     
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  31. sc_chant

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    Not that I care one way or the other if a golfer tosses a club in the water/breaks one, but I've always wondered how the manufacturers take it.
     
  32. Boom TittyMilk

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    They have another one ready for them when they walk off 18
     
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  33. pez

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    Missed this exchange the other day





     
  34. undrtow

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  35. ZeroPointZero

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    Just in case anybody thinks NLU is too hard on James Hahn, nope he’s really that stupid folks

     
  36. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    One heck of a naive stance. Sounds like the sportswashing is working on him
     
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  37. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    DJ definitely seems like the type of guy to raise civil rights concerns with the saudis and Trump
     
  38. ohhaithur

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    "I don't want to name too many things [that they have abhorrent human rights stances on that I think Dustin Johnson will fix]"
     
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  39. pez

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    A couple decent names to add. This thing could ultimately fall flat and be hilariously dumb but at least it won’t be for lack of talent.

     
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  40. Thoros of Beer

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    step 1: sign up popular players for screen golf
    step 2: try shit, you know, for tv
    step 3: TGL exhibition on real golf course
    step 4: 12 teams of 4 playing a limited schedule of events around the world
    step 5: tgl kills pga tour from inside the moat

    i've seen it a thousand times
     
  41. fish

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    Tiger's presser... delusional, right?
     
  42. bertwing

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    He went from +15000 to +2000 in my book today :laugh:
     
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  43. fish

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    When you think of wasted talent, it's absurd to consider that Tiger might actually qualify along with guys like Daly who have curtailed their potential through self-sabotage.
     
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  44. fish

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    Here's a fun video. Mr. Palmer shoots his age at 71 in a PGATour event.

     
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  45. pez

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    Spoilerish? So only linking first tweet. But looking forward to starting

     
  46. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Was coming here to post about this: golf twitter is fairly annoying this morning, it seems like several guys have to be the first to share all their thoughts about the whole series (rather than just the first episode) so you have to be careful out there. Lots of whiffs of Faldo calling Rory’s chip in at the Masters a couple years ago and the “you won’t believe what’s just happened”
     
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  47. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    He stayed up from midnight to 8am to be the first person on Twitter to tell us what happens in the show lol
     
  48. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Can’t wait to see my house in some of the overhead shots in the series
     
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  49. bertwing

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  50. pez

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    Yeah his weren’t “too bad” but they’re enough to say it’s a little much. Still think there’s enough meat out there though