Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    IIRC when Tiger won at Pebble in 2000 the narrative was how poor the field was and not the fact he won the US Open by 15 fucking strokes.
     
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  2. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    Ernie Els would have dominated if he played in any other era. If it weren't for Tiger, he would have several more wins with 2-3 being majors.
     
  3. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    Come on Rory give us a match here.
     
  4. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  5. Dukes

    Dukes flying ain't nothing just fallin' with style
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    Rory takes the 12th and 13th. Tiger 1UP on 14 tee
     
  6. poor paul

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    Not the time to catch a jumper, Rory.
     
  7. ButchCassidy

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    Man Rory blew that hole big time.
     
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  8. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Amazing collapse
     
  9. Goose

    Goose Hi
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  10. Dukes

    Dukes flying ain't nothing just fallin' with style
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    Couldn’t handle the pressure with Big Cat staring him down
     
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  11. ButchCassidy

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    Hell of a putt to win it, as well.
     
  12. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    God damnit Grace
     
  13. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fire Darvin Ham
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    Tom Kite is one of the ugliest motherfuckers of all time
     
  14. HoosDaMan

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    I’ve always thought Kite looked like he had been in a fire.
     
  15. roggins

    roggins Butcher of Bakersfield & Chris Gaines impersonator
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  16. poor paul

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    Fucking Sergio. Just classic and total douchebaggery.
     
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  17. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fire Darvin Ham
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    that looks like an Al Franken SNL skit
     
  18. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    Fuck Sergio with this act today. How the hell is it Kuhar's fault?
     
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  19. animal_mother

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    That course looks fun as hell
     
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  20. poor paul

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    It really does.

    13 looks terribly intimidating and also incredibly fun.
     
  21. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    Lol at that Sergio statement to Bones. "I'm taking responsibility for my mistake... but he could have conceded the next hole."
     
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  22. ButchCassidy

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    Don’t blow this, Tiger!

    :blech:
     
  23. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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  24. mal630

    mal630 Well-Known Member
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  25. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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  26. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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  27. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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  28. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    Just quoting so the full video will load
     
  29. mal630

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    Yeah they were talking about that. Erik Anders Lang pulled up as we were leaving.
     
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  30. mal630

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    Apparently were under water for 20 days last month or 2 ago. It was definitely muddy in the low spots but the greens were good and overall OK shape.
     
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  31. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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  32. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    Phil is FIGJAM but that doesn't mean he can't be funny here or there.
     
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  33. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    Anyone see this?

     
  34. MODEVIL

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    Enjoyed the responses
     
  35. Fran Tarkenton

    Fran Tarkenton Hilton Honors VIP
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    mine was 1992 and was my first full yr living in Augusta. Fred Couples seemed like peak coolness back then.

    Still think thats my favorite patron badge over my lifetime too.
     
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  36. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Bill Murray when Soly tried to ask him a question is awesome
     
  37. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese
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    Played there last weekend and bill was hanging out at the bar after our round just being himself.

    Will be interesting to see what they shoot. The members are pretty proud of the place and the guys I played with scoffed at any chance they would shoot under par.
     
  38. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Had what I thought was one of my better days putting today.

    Still ended up with 34 putts
     
  39. * J Y *

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    Played ten holes on Monday on a little par 3 course for this charity deal. I three jacked 6 times :warn:
     
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  40. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    I really need a putting lesson. Developed a bad habit of going slightly outside on my backstroke, which is causing me to cut across the ball trying to get back to square
     
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  41. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    I was real close to getting one but I’ve played twice in 8 months now. Newborns aren’t great for the golf game but I’m glad I didn’t do it when I’d just lose it all. Playing Friday out at squire creek and had to convince my cousin I can’t play to my hcp and that we don’t want to get involved in much of a cash game (unless the strokes are right.) Heard the greens out there are tough.
     
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  42. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese
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    Smylie is making his return tomorrow at Valero. He had quite an impressive run of DFL's last year.
     
  43. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Damn, he still has status?! Wonder why he's waited until now to debut this long into the season.
     
  44. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    “Injured wrist”

    Many think he used the injury rule just to take time to get his game together while still keeping his card.
     
  45. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Probably a smart move by him. I'm sure he tried everything else.
     
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  46. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    Smart move on his part
     
  47. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    He’s had so much time to beat off no wonder his wrist hurts.
     
  48. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    No
     
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  49. * J Y *

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    Yep rooting for him to just keep status for a while and earn a little dough.