Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Joe Withabee

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    Fucking love my new P790s. So much more forgiving than my 714 AP2s
     
  2. * J Y *

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    Still think he’s a complete faggot but Dechambeau is a damn good match play player. Dude was nails as an amateur.
     
  3. undrtow

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    He mentioned Rose and Rahm in his initial post.
     
  4. poor paul

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    yeah well, I don't always read so good.
     
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  5. IrishLAX2

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    Tabloids now reporting Yassie Safai as the woman that may be causing the DJ/Paulina issues.

    Bit of a downgrade.
     
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  6. * J Y *

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    I heard Johnson caught Paulina in bed with Hoss The Boss.
     
  7. NP13

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    still wood
     
  8. jplaYa

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    Not sure how this DJ thing affects Ryder cup. She not being there will be telling. There’s always a WAG post of some sort on sport sites on the internet.
     
  9. Ty Webb

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    He’ll be the new Rickie
     
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  10. The B1G Kucktis

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    no wonder Tiger has been playing so well.
     
  11. Big Meech

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    [​IMG]
     
  12. undrtow

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    This is the first I've heard about the DJ/Paulina stuff.
     
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  13. 1

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    This ^

    Has this been publicly posted or mentioned anywhere or just hearsay?
     
  14. undrtow

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    Google tells me that she has deleted all photos of him/them together from her Instagram.
     
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  15. jplaYa

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    There’s a front page article on dailymail. So count that for what it’s worth.
     
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  16. bertwing

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    I think DJ will be fine

    Less coke he has to share now
     
  17. IrishLAX2

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    It all started with speculation after she deleted all photos of him off her Instagram. Now tabloids are running with it.

    No idea where the truth actually lies. But seems like it may have some legs.
     
  18. Van Earl Right

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    There's enough to get this statement from DJ: "“Every relationship goes through its ups and downs, but most importantly, we love each other very much and are committed to being a family,” Johnson wrote on Twitter. “Thank you for your love and support

    But, a few sentences later in the article: "Safai went on to explain she had met Johnson a few times at the Sherwood Country Club in Thousand Oaks, Calif., and briefly spoke to him." Uh-oh

    DJ proving the age old adage. No matter what she looks like, some guy somewhere is sick of her shit
     
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  19. 1

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    For some reason I didn't realize there was a week off between the BMW and the Tour Championship. You would think that the tour and players would want that week off between the Tour Championship and the Ryder Cup instead. Wonder why they do it this way?
     
  20. Room 15

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    PGA is probably more concerned about their product vs the Ryder Cup? And more PGA tour players have a chance at East Lake vs Ryder Cup. Jus guessing.
     
  21. Gallant Knight

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    good call by dj to not get married. 5 year engagement.
     
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  22. IrishLAX2

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    Yup. One is run by the PGA Tour. The Other is run by the PGA of America. Two totally different entities (...for now).
     
  23. IrishLAX2

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  24. Born Again Lefty

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  25. RalfBully

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    Surprised they didnt really change the font or anything either. Regardless, I am a fan of R, W, and B and not some of the other shit we have trotted out there the last 20 years or so.
     
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  26. Fran Tarkenton

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    not sure why they went for Camo on the Sunday pullover
     
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  27. ColeTrickle

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    I hate RLX stuff
     
  28. mal630

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    They redid the fit on it this year... all polo golf fits the same for the most part now and is a touch roomier.
     
  29. Bert Handsome

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  30. Sterling A

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    What is this change in the scoring "breaking news" on golf channel that I just saw?

    Can anybody explain?
     
  31. tjosu

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    They're changing up the FedEx Playoffs next year; players will start the Tour Championship at a different score to par based on their standing
     
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  32. Sterling A

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    So the 26th ranked player going into the tour championship starts 10 strokes behind? A little harsh eh?
     
  33. hudson

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    So I’ll be in Vegas the rest of the week. Anyone know of any good courses where It’s not an arm and a leg and I can rent clubs?
     
  34. Ty Webb

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    Paiute Wolf Course seems to be the go to answer from a price/value standpoint. I enjoyed it a few years ago.
     
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  35. Jigga

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    Love Paiute
     
  36. Jigga

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    Not as much as I’m gonna enjoy beating you at Grand Cypress
     
  37. EdmondDantes

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    this is bar none the stupidest thing i have ever heard of.
     
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  38. JC

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    Couldn’t agree more

    Absolutely stupid format
     
  39. Nole0515

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    Paiute, Rio Secco are my 2 favs
     
  40. Ty Webb

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    In your fucking dreams. Round two of the TMB Florida swing will be at the Biltmore in June.
     
  41. Jigga

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  42. Jigga

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    You can’t handle that heat and humidity. Wouldn’t be fair
     
  43. NP13

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    What in the actual fuck at that Tour Championship scoring
     
  44. MODEVIL

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    I've heard complaints that the tour championship winner does not win the Fed Ex Cup....this seems like an overreaction though.
     
  45. Ty Webb

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    You’ll have no excuses left when you’re down 0-3 lifetime...
     
  46. Jigga

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    It’ll be 1-1 guaranteed. The rubber match needs to be neutral site
     
  47. Deuce

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    I get the scoring system as it relates to the Tour Championship.

    But you can't give a guy a two shot lead over 2nd place and up to a 10 shot lead over a 30 person field and let him "win the tournament". You can't count the Tour Championship as an official win any more. It isn't the same.
     
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  48. Ty Webb

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    According to my father I was conceived on Bermuda greens. No way I lose.
     
  49. 1

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    Funny enough, there was another T-MB golfer there, that day that defeated Jigga as well

    People forget that.

    :trumpanzee:
     
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  50. Ty Webb

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    He’s never met a Husk he could outplay on the golf course
     
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