Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. * J Y *

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    They can control that stuff way better today then they could then. My worry is they will be gun shy after last time.
     
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  2. * J Y *

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    I'm not sure they can "protect par" anymore without turning it into something it isn't supposed to be. Guys hit it too long for that now on this course.
     
  3. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    The USGA would save face with this since the number looks better, but for all intents and purposes that is about the same result as Erin Hills on a par 72
     
  4. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Torn between him and DJ.
     
  5. * J Y *

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    Koepka’s chances all depend on his wrist. If he’s not driving it accurately and his wrist still hurts that rough is going to bother him.
     
  6. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Rose seems like the most chalky pick
     
  7. * J Y *

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    Over DJ?
     
  8. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    most excellent thred
    peace .
     
  9. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    Maybe he meant skin tone?
     
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  10. FearMySpear

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    I am in a pool where you have to do three daily pics. Can’t re use anybody. Cumulative little score over the four days takes the pot. Safest day 1 trio?
     
  11. Nole0515

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    Not Tiger, save him for Saturday
     
  12. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Early players tomorrow
     
  13. undrtow

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    Sounds like tomorrow afternoon could get dicey. If it gusts to what they're predicting, there's a chance of a delay
     
  14. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Official rainfall was .08”

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  15. Jigga

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    Tiger will have a higher BAC than that Friday night as his boat leaves for Florida
     
  16. RalfBully

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    you watch your tongue
     
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  17. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    wow the course is playing tough
     
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  18. IrishLAX2

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    20 mph morning winds were not exactly in the forecast.

    But I like’em.
     
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  19. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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  20. Bert Handsome

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    Poulter winning in NY would be savage.

    I did a few daily fantasy entries on Yahoo and have exposure to Poulter.
     
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  21. 1

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    FIFY

    Luckily he won't
     
  22. IrishLAX2

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    Everything I said about scoring was massively inaccurate :loldog:
     
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  23. dome foam

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    :ohnoes:
     
  24. Gallant Knight

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    Also put $600 on poults

    Just want these rounds to be over
     
  25. dome foam

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    i mean, good luck. but that's a lot of money to risk on full tourney bets.
     
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  26. fsudan

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    Nice 80 rors
     
  27. Thoros of Beer

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    i'm pretty sure he made 40k+ on the triple crown races. he's got a square to spare
     
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  28. Jigga

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    I don’t understand this super group thing.

    They started well by putting #1 and #2 in the world together but then round out the group with #80. Stupid.
     
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  29. fsudan

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    76.6 scoring average on a par 70

    If they die they die
     
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  30. fsudan

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    lmbo:hilldawg:
     
  31. IrishLAX2

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    Easiest way to show how much better the new generation of golf is, obviously.
     
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  32. Jigga

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    Did you hear he didn’t even have enough pull to get a hotel room nearby?

    Hang em up at that point
     
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  33. fsudan

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    The guy in the crowd who screamed “I’m only here for you, tiger”, that may also have something to do with it
     
  34. 1

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    It's cute to see you try so hard
     
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  35. 1

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    DJ with the fist pump on the first hole of the first round. I can dig it
     
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  36. Jigga

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    #80 should have tried harder on the 1st hole
     
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  37. 1

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    Touche
     
  38. MODEVIL

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    Warm up the boat
     
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  39. * J Y *

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    Had no idea Uihlein’s dad is the ceo of acushnet. Wow.
     
  40. Thoros of Beer

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    he's actually not anymore, he retired
     
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  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    Dufner looking fat AF
     
  42. * J Y *

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    Still. Makes a little more sense why he chose to go “experience” the euro tour.
     
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  43. Thoros of Beer

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    yep, that would be a fun option to have
     
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  44. Boom TittyMilk

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    Probably playin better
     
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  45. IrishLAX2

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    He also didn’t have a PGA Tour card, so he went ala Koepka.
     
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  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    God damn man hunt for DJs ball
     
  47. NP13

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    Wish I had that kind of help when I lose a ball.
     
  48. Gritty Badger

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    Just retire
     
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  49. IrishLAX2

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    He’s still good enough to be out there.

    People just need to lower their expectations.
     
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  50. PSU12

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    That 4 putt just killed him mentally for the 14th. He played admirably after the opening triple.
     
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