Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. Jigga

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    Best tangent yet
     
  2. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    If Alabama players are doing something unique or interesting like the examples I've given of the barstool content I like, sure.

    I'd love to see some other content providers that are playing matches with top guys. I mentioned the Euro tour doing it and I really like the stuff Taylormade does with all of their tour guys on occasion.
     
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    :siren: BREAKING NEWS :siren:

    Different people like different things
     
  4. Jigga

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    not uh
     
  5. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    No Laying Up does it quite often
     
  6. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Pretty strong featured groups for this tournament. Like DJ/Kiz in the morning.
     
  7. poor paul

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    smylie shot 85 today whoa
     
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  8. Dukes

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    it would be more surprising if he didn’t shoot in the 80s
     
  9. poor paul

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    14 over is especially egregious, even for him.
     
  10. dome foam

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    I think I could beat Smylie in match play.
     
  11. Fran Tarkenton

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    I thought that was a good Smylie score these days
     
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  12. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I'm a big flip flop guy but I'm not sure I could get away with these at my club or many nice courses..

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  13. fish

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    About 20 years ago (note the early edition graphite shaft Burner Bubble irons) I ordered a pair of sandals with spikeless cleats. I practiced with them for one range session and thought these would be great for the summer. This pic was taken on the range at Oak Valley GC right before the one and only time I wore them during a round.

    The thing about an actual round that's different from a range session is the AMOUNT OF WALKING. The blisters haunt me to this day.
     
  14. tigr2ndbase

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    You rocking the dockers shorts?
     
  15. poor paul

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    Need a setup picture to confirm it’s you.
     
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  16. fish

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    Figured the past parallel backswing was proof enough.
     
  17. poor paul

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    No that could be Jigga

    I need to see you lining up for the ball a foot away.
     
  18. NineteenNine

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    Club Pro Guy?
     
  19. Joe Withabee

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    I guess the oilfield is back, looks like the Calcutta for the big tourney at my club this year was ~1.25 million
     
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  20. NineteenNine

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    I don’t understand this shit at all.
     
  21. Joe Withabee

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    Fools and their money
     
  22. Ty Webb

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    good lord
     
  23. Jigga

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    My elbows are above my head
     
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    Calcutta's or how that one is that big?
     
  25. NineteenNine

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    Kinda both. I know what a Calcutta is but it still blows my mind people go off the way they do on those things.
     
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    It's simply gambling combined with a dick measuring contest. If his clubs Calcutta is anything like all the ones I've been a part of over the years, about half the guys there are just wanting to buy themselves. Then there's around 5-10 guys who are there to buy as many teams as they can thinking they know shit the others don't.
     
  27. Ty Webb

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    and some guys will bid you up just to fuck with you
     
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    For sure, usually these same guys....

     
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  29. fish

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    Final pairing really tanked today. Feel like Chesson isn't gonna get up and down.
     
  30. CUAngler

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    Final group really throwing up all over themselves right now
     
  31. portlandspartan

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  32. CUAngler

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    What a dreadful slow burn for Hadley
     
  33. fish

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    Damn, 22 years old winning in his second start on the tour.
     
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  34. dome foam

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    I’ve bet on Higgo when he won both Euro tournaments and now today. Legend status in my mind.
     
  35. undrtow

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  36. dome foam

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    The most Gary Player advice of all time.

     
  37. Jigga

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    Major championships should not be held at venues that hold regular tour events
     
  38. dome foam

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    Very much agree. Feels watered down. What a let down from Kiawah.
     
  39. Fargin'

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    I'm on a bad run at picking the majors. Anybody feeding good about someone?
     
  40. fattmante

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    If you’re into top 10 bets as much as I am, then this might be relevant:

     
  41. Fargin'

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    I've been picking chalk and it hasn't really been working. How'd you y'all feel about Cameron Smith and Zalatoris?
     
  42. dome foam

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    Xander is great, obviously. But he’s put a ton of pressure on himself for this week’s home town US Open. And his odds are the same as Rory and Jordan??
     
  43. fattmante

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    Not sure where you’re seeing that. DK has Xander at +1400, Spieth at +1800, and Rory at +2000.
     
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  44. dome foam

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    That’s even worse.

    My book has all 3 at +1800.
     
  45. MODEVIL

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    I’m pumped for LACC 2023 but agree Torrey kinda sucks for a variety of reasons and one of them is that we see it every year.
     
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  46. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I keep hearing that only top 10 players have won these lately.
     
  47. dome foam

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    I’ve bet on Cam Smith, Reed, and Scott. Reed and Scott based on their course history.

    Of all the chalk it’s either Bryson, Rahm or Brooks for me. Only pause on Rahm is he is the chalkiest. Gonna marinate on that and then probably get drunk and bet on all 3.
     
  48. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    You don't like an in form dj?
     
  49. poor paul

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    what form?

    now it's DJ so he could go win by 10, but playing well for two days at Congaree doesn't exactly show me in form.