Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    I have a Toulon Austin with that stroke lab shaft and love it. Definitely a blade for lifer though
     
  2. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Why?
     
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  3. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Spieth/Frittelli through 9 holes in under two hours, love to see that
     
  4. tigr2ndbase

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    They have the bubble shaft? Give me those and the big Bertha driver and I’m back in high school.
     
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  5. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Team usa for Olympics is really kind of depressing.

    Super douche
    Boring ass Xander who's not even in great form.
    Jt, again not in great form.
    Morikawa
     
  6. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    That weird drifter with the ponytail just went ob off the tee with an iron. Was trying to lay up on the par 5.
     
  7. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    He is legit the worst putter I've ever seen. His bunker play sucks but that's pretty common. The putting is just unbelievably bad. He's actually striking it well thanks to Tillery.

    In the latest episode he played the par 5s on the front at +9 from the fairway.
     
  8. fish

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    To make matters worse, putting is the easiest thing to improve quickly.
     
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  9. gordon bombay

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    The idea for the series is great, first episode was really good. They need to take a break from showing him play tho and go back to training.
    I like what gold sidekick does when he coaches some of these random bad golfers through breaking 90 rounds.
     
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  10. Festus McBadass

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    Been there
     
  11. bertwing

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    Unless your name is Jigga
     
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  12. The Fuck Lion

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    I honestly think he just fucks around on the green when putting. He could break 100 easily with a week’s worth of focus on putting, but again I think he is just fucking around to keep the content coming.
     
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  13. Tro lo lo

    Tro lo lo You kids must be from the suburbs.
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    "If you were to ask me, like, 'What is the thing that I'm least worried about?" It's putting.' " Trent - Episode 1 - 34:03.

    That, right there. That's your problem.
     
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  14. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I mean I kind of understand this mindset of you are OB off the tee multiple times around and shanking irons.

    I worried about basic ball striking and now and really working to clean up my putting. 3 putts are frustrating but for shitty golfers there are lots of holes that the putter never even comes out.
     
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  15. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  16. gilstein21

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    Checking back into the putter discussion. I bought an old ping pal blade for $25 when I was 10. Loved it but about 10-12 years ago I just couldn’t get it lined up properly anymore, so I tried a bunch of putters out. I wanted more weight but didn’t like the bigger odessey putters or the big spiders at the time, so I settled on an odessey #9 and now I putt like Phil.
     
  17. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    How often do you play?
     
  18. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Too much Marcel Siem slander in here
     
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  19. Degausser

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  20. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Damn Jordan... That's why I pick those up.
     
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  21. ButchCassidy

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    Wtf was that, Jordan?
     
  22. bro

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    A choke
     
  23. bertwing

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    The near miss yesterday on 18 got in his head
     
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  24. NineteenNine

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    god damn it Jordan…
     
  25. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  26. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Could have had to shit. Have had that happen to me on the course before. Can affect all aspects of game.
     
  27. gilstein21

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    Pre kid, I’d walk heron bay 4 times a week in the summer. Since the kid only 1-3 times every two weeks. I’ve played once in June for the first time in two years but played well.
     
  28. gilstein21

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    Missed all the action today but the leaderboard looks fun.
     
  29. CUAngler

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    In the bomb and gouge era, it is so enjoyable to watch normal guys like Louie and morikawa flag everything they look at. Same with Spieth just getting it in the hole.

    I’m fine with any of those guys winning it tomorrow. Probably rooting for Louie a little more than speith just because I think it says a lot about him to keep coming back over and over again after all the second place finishes. Seems like it would be easy to build up some nasty scar tissue after all that.
     
  30. CUAngler

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  31. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Whoa whoa whoa

    He can still go out in 31 tomorrow morning
     
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  32. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Really need this Brooks back door top five.
     
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  33. bertwing

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  34. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    Hoping Rahm can pull this out and head into 2022 halfway to the Grand Slahm.
     
  35. fattmante

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    Think he’d have to post -11 or so for that to happen, seems like course is very gettable so far
     
  36. ButchCassidy

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    Somebody needs to start making some shots.
     
  37. The Fuck Lion

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    Man, Brooks putter let him down on those last 7 holes. A few inches and he could have easily been 10-11 under
     
  38. Vinegar Strokes

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  39. gilstein21

    gilstein21 Tight Rip 26 Seal Right
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    Can’t take a bogey on a par 5
     
  40. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    :feelsbadman:
     
  41. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Morikawa was never losing
     
  42. Fran Tarkenton

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    Morikawa is just so damn impressive. Love how he is always steady emotionally, not chirping. Iron play is like art.
     
  43. ButchCassidy

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    We’re getting some shots made now.
     
  44. Joystick Izzy

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    Rahm’s SG:approach have to be insane today. Seems like he’s had a ten foot birdie putt every hole and missed almost all of then
     
  45. bertwing

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    Holy shit Louis that was close
     
  46. poor paul

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    Holy shit at Louis almost making a hole in one at the 253 yard 11th. Hit stick and out.
     
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  47. ButchCassidy

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    Damn, came in a bit hot, otherwise that’s in.
     
  48. steamengine

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    My god, what a shot
     
  49. Festus McBadass

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    Should have pulled the flag
     
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  50. CUAngler

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    I don’t know if I love anything like these guys love to talk