Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. portlandspartan

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    Oh you think Americans may not understand nuance of foreign countries?
     
  2. London Humphreys

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    It's like trying to play in the Olympics in the midst of civil war politics...
     
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  3. Boom TittyMilk

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    Watch a fairly good amount of golf broadcasts but don’t think I can recall the term pressure putter being used like it is today
     
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  4. steamengine

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    Good for Rory for publicly shitting on patriotism, which is one of the worst things happening on this earth at the moment.
     
  5. IrishLAX2

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    Yep, except that war was fought for decades and it was religion-based.

    Sure, Americans likely wouldn’t accept his attitude here. But that’s because Americans have never lived through something that or have super muddy Geo-political allegiances.
     
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  6. portlandspartan

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    This country’s patriotism is stupid and largely destructive. No offense peace and love peace and love
     
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  7. London Humphreys

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    I see what you did there...
     
  8. IrishLAX2

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    Well we’ve certainly been through our own shit, that’s for sure.

    But that particular flavor? Totally foreign to us.
     
  9. Bert Handsome

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    You must miss all the NBC broadcasts. Azinger is on about "pressure" constantly. It's all he talks about in any high stakes moment.
     
  10. London Humphreys

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    I don't know man. Evangelicals suck pretty hard
     
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  11. steamengine

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    God he sucks but I love Rory.
     
  12. steamengine

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    Sucks being very relative
     
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  13. Boom TittyMilk

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    You aren’t wrong
     
  14. portlandspartan

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    Nothing I want more than for him to be championship level again. Feels like it’s not going to happen.
     
  15. steamengine

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    The Open finally broke me on this one.
     
  16. Fran Tarkenton

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    I think he will get back to it
     
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  17. London Humphreys

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    :praisehim:
     
  18. bertwing

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    lmao Niemann just hit a tee shot about 60 yards
     
  19. 1

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    :nobait:
     
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  20. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Is there an app for this? Pga tour app is dogshit.
     
  21. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Unfortunately the only actual leaderboard I could find this morning is the PGA Tour’s. Although it’s not nearly as terrible as it normally is with all the ads they cram on there
     
  22. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I don’t minded the adds. Just update the damn thing on occasion.
     
  23. tjosu

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    Rory always good

     
  24. Tommy Callahan

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    wes tegg and I feel his pain, but in the other direction
     
  25. Bert Handsome

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    Bring back fat Rory and the mop and none of this is a problem.
     
  26. IrishLAX2

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    With the 5 inch too long inseam white Oakley pants and pukka shell necklace
     
  27. Ty Webb

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    Got paired with a guy like this at The Breakers last December
     
  28. The B1G Kucktis

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    Hope someone does a deep dive on Tiger from 1999-2009. It’s easy to forget how ridiculously dominant he was for an entire decade.
     
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  29. Bert Handsome

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  30. Whammy Business

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    Mystery solved.
     
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  31. tigr2ndbase

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    I can teach him how to blade it harder so he makes it next time.
     
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  32. fish

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    He didn't blade it, he shanked it.
     
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  33. tigr2ndbase

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    Fairly certain it was both. He cut right across it on the blade and shanked dead right.
     
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  34. DollarBillHokie

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    That stat does help show how great Tiger was relative to history, but that is such an awful way to compare the depth or quality of the field itself.
     
  35. Jigga

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    Dick
     
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  36. Jigga

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    Was -1 thru 14 when lightning came today
     
  37. 1

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    [​IMG]
     
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  38. Ty Webb

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    Nah different guy
     
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  39. tigr2ndbase

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    That’s pretty realistic that they have weather delays in video games.
     
  40. Jigga

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    I can always count on this thread making me feel like shit whenever I feel any sort of positive
     
  41. tigr2ndbase

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    Just imagine how we’d be feeling if we got our streamsong round in today.
     
  42. Jigga

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    I know.

    Ended up having meetings at 8:30, 10:30, and 1:30. At 3 I said screw it and needed a break.
     
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  43. Jigga

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    Putting still can be an issue at times
     
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  44. Houndster

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    350 yard drive and you laid up?
     
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  45. 1

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    I would normally have liked this post but I don't want to give you the satisfaction.
     
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  46. Ty Webb

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    There’s at least 40 ft of elevation drop on this hole btw
     
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  47. IrishLAX2

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    Can we talk about laying up to 63 yards?

    A+ course management
     
  48. Jigga

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    It was 240 out of sand
     
  49. Jigga

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    Wasn’t the plan. The goal was to lay up to 100.