Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Glad this post got rightfully destroyed by the next poster
     
  2. Room 15

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    Yea but how many of those majors did he have deal with being intimidated by Bryson on every tee box?
     
  3. CoastalOrange

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    I wouldn't necessarily call them "unique" but I enjoy ones that make me chuckle to myself. Currently rocking a number from Cayce Golf- Jazz cup, transfusion (mallet putter), and just ordered the black and white skull and crossbones for my driver. Probably shouldn't have spent so much on them but figured what the hell.

    My spending during this pandemic has been atrocious Currently trying to keep myself in check.
     
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  4. Born Again Lefty

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    I have this cover for my driver as a moose was my college's mascot

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    While I don't hate Bryson, Brooks is my guy. Think he is starting to get locked in. He's got Elliot back on the bag this week.. Things are picking up.
     
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  6. poor paul

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    while I love Brooks, he looked like crap last week.
     
  7. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    He was -6 his last 9 holes with some random dude on his bag. He's always said Elliot tells him what to do and he does it. I think not having his caddy effects him more than most.
     
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  8. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Yeah, maybe so.
     
  9. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Waiting on fedex today is taking for fucking ever
     
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  10. poor paul

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    I admittedly didn't watch his final 9 because it already looked like he'd miss the cut by playing like shit (didn't even know he went on that run), but hopefully Ricky can tell him not to miss the fairway by 40 yards with his driver.
     
  11. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    What’re you getting?
     
  12. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    my driver supposed to arrive today
     
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  13. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    Maybe Bryson will bring his Rocket Mortgage trophy this week, that’ll get Brooks spooked.
     
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  14. Room 15

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    He’s been curling with it since he won. Expect more bombs.
     
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  15. Jigga

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  16. Ty Webb

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  17. CUAngler

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    Jigga with the ‘about to rub one out’ setup
     
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  18. Jigga

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    Work laptop. I’ve beat the hell out of it
     
  19. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    I’m stuck WFH in my bedroom to avoid the kids
     
  20. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Lol, they already created the merch and aren't about to dump it all off along with Bills Super Bowl gear and start over

     
  21. Brandon Chicken

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    I have no idea who Zac Radford is but apparently he has some presence on YouTube or instagram and travels around filming himself playing different courses. He did one at the Ledges in Huntsville. His commentary is awful but the video is pretty cool if you are familiar with the course, particularly the back nine.



     
  22. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Went to the range and took a few swings with it. When I hit well it’s suuuuuuuper low spin. Felt like I was hitting knuckle balls but it was long
     
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  23. psimp7

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    He’s a trick shot guy I think
     
  24. psimp7

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    I’d take it off your hands but I’m not sure a Senior flex would work too well for me.
     
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  25. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Watched him a couple times when he was on gm golf when I still watched gm golf stuff.
     
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  26. Jigga

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    Is this shaft smack talk?
     
  27. bertwing

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    Wouldn’t be the first time someone made fun of your inadequate shaft
     
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  28. Jigga

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    Actually it would
     
  29. 1

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    Yeeeesssssss
     
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  30. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Throw the damn towel!!
     
  31. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  32. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    And “as of right now,” Johnson said, he doesn’t feel compelled to try and hit it farther during a tournament. After all, he’s fresh off a win at the Travelers Championship, the 21st of his Tour career.

    “I feel like my game, with where it’s at, and how far I hit it is far enough, and until I feel like I need to hit it farther to compete or beat these guys, then that’s what I’ll do,” he said. “But for right now, I feel like, if I’m playing my game, (DeChambeau) can hit it as far as he wants to, and I don’t think he’s going to beat me.”
     
  33. Whammy Business

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    The PGA Tour didn't pair Koepka and DeChambeau together so ZOMG there must be a conspiracy.
     
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  34. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    TaylorMade is doing a fitting event at my club next week and I’m tempted to sign up to try out the Sim line, mostly so that I can get on a Trackman
     
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  35. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Yeah, that's stupid. Brooks, Rory, and big cat is an amazing group.
     
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  36. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Not a conspiracy, they are just really bad at promoting their product and this is one example.
     
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  37. poor paul

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    I'm not sure pairing them would be a good promotion for their core consumer, nor do I think it matters one bit.
     
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  38. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    I absolutely don't care.

    I want to watch them play regardless.
     
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  39. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    This group might be most exciting thing since sports came back.
     
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  40. The Fuck Lion

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    would rather have this than, BK/BD honestly
     
  41. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Anyone ever play a srixon q star ball?
     
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  42. Funshot Residue

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    Likewise. As much fun as it would be to imagine some fireworks, smart $ says it would just be anti-climactic. Now if you promised me they would both be mic'd up and live........
     
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  43. CTownND

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    Random question for you guys. Unless I'm missing something, two weeks from now there will be two full PGA tournaments in the same weekend - the WGC St. Jude Invitational ($10.5m purse) and the Barracuda Championship ($3.5m).

    Would you expect the first tournament to essentially have the top 125 players and the second tournament being players below 125 or 150 in the rankings? If someone was ranked, say 75-125, I'd almost think there'd be some benefit to playing in the Barracuda where you'd probably be a top 10 favorite to win vs. less than 50-50 to make the cut at St. Jude. Given all the benefits of winning and qualifying for future tournaments (plus the $600k Barracuda winner will earn more than everyone but the top 2 at St. Jude), I think it could be interesting to see how the field divides with a full win on the line for some guys who'd almost never have a shot to win a loaded field at St. Jude. Interested to hear any thoughts from people at know this stuff better.
     
  44. Room 15

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    They always have opposite field events for WGC events. Think it’s too 75 only, and it’s no cut.

    the 75th best golfer in the world isn’t Backing out of that tournament due to fear of competition.
     
  45. Corky Bucek

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    Plus the alternate tournament’s Fedex points are half of a WGC tournament.
     
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  46. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    its a good ball if your swing speed is low (under 100)
     
  47. CTownND

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    Makes sense. Didn't know WGC was limited to 75 and they often do other events around it. I thought if it was a full ~140-150 person field, it would be a good chance for an actual win for someone typically in the 100s-200s.
     
  48. Cornelius Suttree

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    Sneds just withdrew with a back injury :tebow:

    no replacement so it's a 131-person field
     
  49. NineteenNine

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    why no replacement? that seems odd.
     
  50. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Welp, ordering 300 may have been a mistake.