Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. RalfBully

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    Just saw it on Mouw’s IG, but that’s it. Second time it’s happened? Brutal
     
  2. undrtow

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    Joey sent me the pics and video from Hop yesterday. He is who I heard about it being the second time
     
  3. southlick

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  4. steamengine

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    :smug:
     
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  5. Bert Handsome

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    Jordan just wants to gamble against him
     
  6. 1

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    How does he know it's from MJ if it's unread? Did he have his number already?

    :booger:
     
  7. portlandspartan

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    This dude should absolutely cash in on his 15 minutes but I’m nearing the point of burnout
     
  8. Gaknight

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    Would it really be surprising if MJ had the phone number of a mid 40's Southern California Golf Pro?
     
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  10. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    As a cynical bastard myself, I’m loving it. Great story, seemingly good dude. He’ll fade away soon enough. He must still be walking on clouds though.
     
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  11. DriveByBBQ

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    Consensus range finder? Father’s Day is coming up, looking for slope adjustment.
     
  12. pez

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    I like my precision pro
     
  13. Wicked

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    Recently got one of these as well. I like it so far.
     
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    Have had the same Bushnell range finder for over 5 yrs and have had zero issues
     
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  15. PaulKemp

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    Budget friendly and gets the job done as long as I don’t have the shakes from shenanigans the night before
     
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  16. PaulKemp

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    +1 going into 15 today on my home track. Favorite stretch of holes on the course with two reachable par 5s. Thought I was going under for the first time in 15+ years. Choked big time.

    - 175 in on first par 5 after monster drive. Bogey
    - 3 putt the par 3 for a bogey
    - ducked OB on next par 5. Triple
    - routine par 18 for a 78

    At least the HCP takes no damage
     
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  17. Bert Handsome

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    You know what that means


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  18. fish

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    After everything that has happened in the last few days, there is no way Block makes the cut right? He has to be exhausted both physically and mentally.
     
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  19. NineteenNine

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    Seems rather unlikely.
     
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  20. jplaYa

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    Colonial is short-ish and narrow-ish so if there was a week for him to do it, this is one with a good opportunity.
     
  21. PaulKemp

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    Golf is so fucking dumb. Snuck out again for a late 9.

    33 / -2

    Started off really average. +1 through 4. Shitty tee shot on par 3 fifth that ended up being an okay miss. Holed out chip. Decided I had a chance to make a number and focused my balls off. Two more birdies coming in and a clutch 12 footer for par on 9. Feels really fucking good
     
  22. fish

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    Focus your balls off more!
     
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  23. IrishLAX2

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    Great story, insufferable guy. The whole “oh gosh did I make *another* birdie?” act on the course always felt uncomfortable.
     
  24. mal630

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    Block could easily make the cut, he has made the cut in a PGA tour event 5-6 times. He has played in 8 majors and like 24 PGA tour events. He has his PGA of America membership, but his job is basically just to play golf every day. He isn't running outings, answering the phone in the golf shop, and getting shit on with the day to day grind. His club has a director of golf, and 4 other PGA members on property plus another 3 instructors.
     
  25. ButchCassidy

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    What exactly does a club pro do? Does he just give lessons?
     
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  26. ZeroPointZero

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    If you’re gonna tank all the goodwill you’ve built up over a week at least do it on something bigger/better than a podcast on Rumble
     
  27. Brandon Chicken

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    I’m all the way out on this guy. No thanks.
     
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  28. Upton^2

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    Oh no lol
     
  29. Gritty Badger

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    welp that's a bummer what a douche
     
  30. portlandspartan

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    Smelled like a milkshake duck possibility
     
  31. pez

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    Sure but if you putt index finger extended you’re the weird one

     
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  32. ZeroPointZero

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    He couldn't control the PGA machine milking him for every drop of content possible this week, so I don't begrudge him there one bit, but the fact he seemingly said yes to every possible podcast and interview only made the tight-rope that much longer to navigate

    He said on the broadcast he hasn't taken on a new client in like 5 years and mostly just teaches his buddies when he does, he definitely has absolutely 0 in common with the typical club pro.
     
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  33. Gaknight

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    Yeah doing a podcast with that dork on a far right YouTube site. No thanks
     
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  34. Hogview

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    Block on the bogey train
     
  35. Gaknight

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    He probably should have sat this one out and road the social media train.
     
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  36. Gaknight

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    Block claiming his short game is elite as he shanks a chip from the fringe all the way across off the other side of the green :roll:
     
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  37. ohhaithur

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    I couldn't get DraftKings to accept my substantial wager on him missing the cut :(

    This might get ugly
     
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  38. pez

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    4 bogies and 1 birdie through 5. Currently tied for 107th.
     
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  39. Upton^2

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    Insane heel turn in just a couple days. Entire thread was cheering him on like 72 hours ago now shot by shot updates lol
     
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  40. ButchCassidy

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    It’s the problem with instant fame. Feel good story, then people dig into your background, and you become an easy target to dislike.
     
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  41. ohhaithur

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    I don't hate him or anything. But he didn't die a hero so he's going to become a villain. It just took three days for the turn
     
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  42. Gaknight

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    Doesn’t help that both ESPN and Peacock are showing every one of his shots
     
  43. pez

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    Oh I still like him. He’s just as arrogant as any other golfer. He’s just having his major hangover.
     
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  44. ZeroPointZero

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    There's just too many outlets for content these days that everybody has to get their claws in on something that becomes an overnight sensation and it all becomes oversaturated. Also didn't help that he seemingly had no desire to say no to anybody and milk his 15 minutes of fame.
     
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  45. Gaknight

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    I refuse to believe someone named their child Pierceson
     
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  46. Upton^2

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    Im not blaming or judging anyone itt just laughing at how fast it took
     
  47. Houndster

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    Bet it was a guy named Pierce
     
  48. Gaknight

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    Kyle
     
  49. pez

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    oh yeah golf Twitter turned on him fast