Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. Fran Tarkenton

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    waited all that time for nothing

    some bullshit
     
  2. Bert Handsome

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    Guys hate to break it to you, but this event will be awful as a live spectator. Have fun hiking those dunes to chase around 4 groups on the course at a time.

    Be thankful you didn't waste your money.
     
  3. roggins

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    Fuck that. I wanted to have a reason to tell my wife that this drinking trip was waaaay different than my other drinking trips.
     
  4. cdaysker

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    My wife feigned sadness for me, but inside I know she was probably excited I wouldn't be going on another expensive golf/drinking trip
     
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  5. IrishLAX2

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    Haven’t done Ryder Cup, but Presidents Cup tickets in NYC we’re less than face value the day of with scalpers.
     
  6. 1

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    Went to RC at Hazeltine 3 yrs ago. I'm glad I went and had a blast but didn't even want to try to go this time. It's unreal atmosphere and if you haven't been it's still worth going once imo. With that said, you don't get to see much golf at all. Just a crazy amount of people for so few golfers on the course. Also in listening to the NLU guys who were just at Whistling Straits...they were saying how it will be even harder as a spectator compared to Hazeltine just because of the nature of the course.

    In terms of tickets...I got mine thru the lottery last time so I paid face but I remember looking at StubHub and the secondary market wasn't cheap especially for actual match days. Practice days were much more reasonable and tbh there are plenty of advantages to attending a practice day over a match day anyway.
     
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  7. hoebekec

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    I’ll keep an eye on the secondary market, still gunna go, just not spending $2k+ per person on tickets alone
     
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    I feel like someone should have told her
     
  9. Jigga

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  10. Bert Handsome

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    I don't know what I just listened to

     
  11. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Where to play in Louisville? One course only probably
     
  12. NP13

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    Phil just almost got a hole in one on a par 4. Ball hit the pin and bounced off about a foot from the hole.
     
  13. pez

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  14. Volholic16

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    Played 9 holes for the first time in a month Wednesday. Had a full on hosel rocket shank on a par 3, about 70 yards right. Made 3 bogeys and a birdie for a 38.

    :notobamanotbad:
     
  15. Hatfield

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    Out of town for a work event. Had a nice lengthy dinner with a ton of wine. Got a draft IPA to go to finish the night and thought I had timed it perfectly to get back to my room and watch the Tigre skins match.....realized it doesn’t come on until 11 ET. :resolve:
     
  16. jbr

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    Played 18 with my older one today. Everything I hit was a club short which was painful because the greens were large and undulating. I must have hit ten 30’ putts with at least 3’ of break during the round.

    My kid changed the range finder to meters and I didn’t notice until I was thinking about the round after dinner.
     
  17. HoosDaMan

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    Tiger said shit. Ha
     
  18. fish

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    10k 1-6
    15k 7-12
    20k 13-17
    100k for 18

    350k total.

    Hard to get excited about these paltry sums, no?
     
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  19. MODEVIL

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    This is pretty ugly.
     
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  20. HoosDaMan

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    3 out of 4 in the water and Tiger left. Pretty funny.
     
  21. MODEVIL

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    The other two guys were so happy Day knocked that in so they didn’t have to putt.
     
  22. NP13

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    Who won? Went to bed after the 7th hole I did like the 2 greens every hole thing, though.
     
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    Bae is in town and didn't let me know ahead of time :cryingjordan:


     
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    Nevermind...she's at Oakmont. For some reason, didn't realize their logo and Omaha Country Club were basically the same.
     
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  25. Ty Webb

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    Glad you posted this; was about to make a call and head out there otherwise.
     
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  26. NineteenNine

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    oh ffs. those arccos tracker things that Ping was sending out REQUIRE you to keep your phone in your pocket while playing. Umm. Fuck that.
     
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  27. tjosu

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    I’m fine with that on the range but yes I hate doing that while playing
     
  28. sc_chant

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    There's people that actually do that?
     
  29. NineteenNine

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    I guess so.
     
  30. Joystick Izzy

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    I keep my phone in my pocket because I use a gps app and it helps me know distances to the back of the green and visualize my shots, especially when I’m playing a new course.

    I’ve also got the gamegolf tags, which are similar to arccos, but you can use it without your phone if you want.
     
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  31. tjosu

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    The part on these Arccos sensors that twists into the end of the grip is quite a bit thicker than I expected. Makes sense that they'd have to be to stay secure, but after this free trial when I take the sensors off, will it mess up the grips?
     
  32. 1

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    Guess we're still congratulating MODEVIL on his fantasy win based on the thread title that hasn't been changed in 2 months.
     
  33. Jigga

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    How’s that?
     
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    Predictable
     
  35. MODEVIL

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    The haters and jealous people, of which there are many.
     
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  36. MODEVIL

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    looks like NLU is doing Tourist Sauce in South Carolina....I would guess also in North Carolina. They played Secession Sunday. Can't wait for that episode.
     
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  37. Hatfield

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    Figured a Carolinas/SE trip was next for that. I wonder if they'll do the OC at Kiawah too.
     
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  38. IrishLAX2

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    They’re there today
     
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  39. RalfBully

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    will actually have to check one of these out
     
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  41. dblplay1212

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  42. dblplay1212

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  43. fattmante

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    Doing it in a nice field, too.

    This tournament, along with last week’s, must throw some serious cash at the players to come play in them.
     
  44. Todd Bonzales

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    Yeah, just looked at the entire leaderboard and wow.
     
  45. tjosu

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    Both purses are close to $10 million, basically on par with a WGC. Last week was a no-cut event too. So yes, there’s a lot of money to be made so that the Tour can make a stop in a huge market
     
  46. NineteenNine

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    Gary Woodland wearing Puma seems very on brand. For both.
     
  47. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Tiger calling his 3 putt a 3 wiggle makes me warm in all the right places.
     
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  48. fattmante

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    Most attractive chick in golf media?

     
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    Amanda Balionis still atop the pyramid