Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. roggins

    roggins Butcher of Bakersfield & Chris Gaines impersonator
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    Laura Davies
     
  2. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    OLaughlin is the most naturally pretty

    Balionis is sneaky trashy and hooks up with all the young players

    Sonders might as well be in porn at this point
     
  3. Joe Withabee

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    Why y’all hating on Paige
     
  4. fattmante

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    Agree on all accounts. Didn’t Balionis sleep with Bud Cauley?

    I also enjoy those PGA memes regarding Sonders. Woman went way overboard with the face lifts.
     
  5. IrishLAX2

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    Yeah Balionis and Cauley actually dated a bit apparently. But that was after she supposedly made her rounds elsewhere.
     
  6. 1

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    She's got a great bhole though.
     
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  7. The B1G Kucktis

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    RockHardEnis39
     
  8. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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  9. gordon bombay

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    Played East Lake and Medinah #3 within the last week. East Lake course conditions were much better. Medinah had probably the best clubhouse/country club setup of any place I have ever been. Would like to play Medinah again earlier in the year before a tournament. Both courses were amazing
     
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  10. RalfBully

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    go fuck yourself
     
  11. undrtow

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    Kostis and McCord out at CBS
     
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  12. NP13

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    why?
     
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  13. MODEVIL

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    Kostis has been horrible for years. McCord’s schtick has gotten tired I think.
     
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  14. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    If none of the current football games interest you, Tiger just went off live on Golf Channel. 30 minutes of this before switching it to a stream to watch the World Series is a pretty solid Saturday night
     
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  15. undrtow

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    I haven't seen any reasons mentioned. Sounds like it wasn't their decision
     
  16. CUAngler

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    McCord is an ass.
     
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  17. 1

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    Big Cat :iseeu:
     
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  18. Bert Handsome

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    CBS needs change in the production truck more than anything. And Faldo, get rid of Faldo
     
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  19. ZeroPointZero

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    should've fired him the moment he quoted Imagine Dragons during the Masters
     
  20. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    To. The. New. Age.

    Faldo is so, so bad
     
  21. Sportfan

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    Shame they can’t re draw at least the final couple groups here. Hideki and Big Cat would be great.
     
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  22. 1

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    Tiger final round live on Golf channel right now.

    3 holes to play. 2 shot lead.
     
  23. JC

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    Incredible to watch

    He looks extremely fit and that swing is beautiful
     
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    Such an odd crowd to witness a Tiger win. It is a Monday there though so I get it.
     
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  25. dblplay1212

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    We did it, guys.
     
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  26. JC

    JC I yell sometimes when I watch sports
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    This guy has been talking nonstop for what seems like an hour
     
  27. RalfBully

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    I fell asleep twice
     
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  28. Hatfield

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    Played at a local muni this afternoon. It’s actually an old AW Tillinghast design that hosted the 1949 PGA Championship, but local county has taken it over and kinda let it go to shit over the years (see - their sad excuse for “bunkers”).

    Anyway, check out this lie on #3. Drivable short par 4, with a sizable bunker guarding the front edge. I ran my drive into what I thought was a water filled bunker, but some dumb fuck had left the rake right in front.

    Still bogeyed :feelsbadman:
     
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  29. DollarBillHokie

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    It’s still crazy to me that Sam Snead drove hole #5.
     
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  30. tjosu

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    Cool you get to play a muni with that kind of history. Seems to me the dumb fuck did you a favor, that bunker looks worse to hit out of
     
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  31. Bert Handsome

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    On the one hand, that is a pretty damn good field Tiger won against. On the other hand, I don't know that everyone was in top form. Probably a lot of guys showing up to collect a check.
     
  32. undrtow

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    You could ask the same question about Tiger. Having had his knee scoped and not playing competitive golf for months, hard to imagine he's in top form
     
  33. MODEVIL

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    Tiger looked terrible to end last season so this is even more surprising
     
  34. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    This is why Tiger has 82 tour victories and none of these other cats will come close.
     
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  35. Bert Handsome

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  36. MODEVIL

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  37. Sportfan

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    He won by 3 and third was 6 back. Pretty damn impressive. Didn’t he start the week with three straight bogey’s to boot?
     
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  38. undrtow

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    Indeed. Also played the par 5s mediocre by his standards
     
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  39. Hatfield

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    #Tiger Woods I’m sure y’all have seen this, but it really is an amazing pic:
     
  40. The B1G Kucktis

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    Big Cat won 71 times by age 34 which is absolutely insane
     
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  41. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    Is that good?
     
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  42. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Enjoying the Bermuda championship. Was a fun course to play
     
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  43. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Phil wearing a dress shirt on the course just looks so damn weird.
     
  44. DriveByBBQ

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    Major winners I'd like to see next year;

    Masters - JT
    U.S. Open - Rickie
    British Open - Tiger
    PGA - Finau
     
  45. Boom TittyMilk

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    JT is renting my friends sisters house in Augusta for Masters week. Told him to leave some Auburn stuff up in the house for him
     
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  46. DriveByBBQ

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    You told him to leave mobile home parks and fertilizer up in the house?
     
  47. Tommy Callahan

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    The wind there can be brutal
     
  48. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    I want to see one of the uber talented young guys win one.
     
  49. undrtow

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    Fixed