Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

I need McIlroy to get to -4. I NEED IT

 

All zinger knows how to say is “what if…”

 

I’d too like to thank Rolex for bringing us this last hour interruption free. This has been some of the worst coverage I can remember in a major.

 

keegan bradleys caddy sounds like steve carrell in the big short

 

not going to happen.

embrace what we have.

 

How you feeling currently?

 

He got a double or nothing at -4.5.

 

Incredible shot there from fitz

 

What a shot from Fitz

 

Fitz gonna win

 

Classic US open. Miss the fairway by four paces, in jail. Blow it 30 yards right have a great lie.

 

Damn center cup

 

Welp

 

Holy shit from that second shot. Wow

 

after his brain farts fitz has been consistently amazing

 

Fitz birdieing that after that tee shot is unreal

 

Any updates on that office bet about winner being over 6.5

 

Thank you Rolex.

 

This is awesome

 

Some amazing shots right now

 

not particularly into a guy that putts with the pin in while wearing some skechers taking down the us open but you cant say fitz doesnt deserve it

 

Coming around on fitzy after watching this ball striking exhibition

 

putting with the pin in is the way to go

can't get behind sketchers

 

Yikes

 

“Must avoid the left bunkers at all cost”

 

We get 18 tomorrow if there is a tie, right?

 

Three-way playoff is looking good

 

Hope so. Want a playoff

 

Man his heart must be in his throat right now.

 

no, it's two hole aggregate.

 

is this relative new rule change? Thought one of the majors used to be 18 played on Monday.

 

Wow Fitz!

 

amazing shot from the bunker

 

Big nuts

 

Ok that was clutch as fuck

 

Nice shot

 

Well shit

 

US Open used to be, yes.

 

Glad I pushed! Maybe Fitz will sink this and give me my $200