Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. Cornelius Suttree

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  2. Gallant Knight

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    Oh
     
  3. bertwing

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  4. MODEVIL

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  5. Handcuffed

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    christ that's basically his best shot of the day
     
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  6. Hogview

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    That is one hell of a shot
     
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  7. HoosDaMan

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    Makes the Fowler/JT choke hurt worse
     
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  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    International dudes have the clutch gene.
     
  9. bertwing

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    Skinny lil fucker
     
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  10. Gallant Knight

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    Do we think kuch is going to make this putt
     
  11. Cornelius Suttree

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    United Cucks of America
     
  12. 1

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    I expect him to put JT out early. Not sure what he'll do with Rickie.
     
  13. Gallant Knight

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    Kuch might miss the ball here
     
  14. MODEVIL

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    He’s good at ping pong though
     
  15. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Hope I'm wrong but I've got zero confidence here.
     
  16. HoosDaMan

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    An was terrified
     
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  17. Cornelius Suttree

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    That's embarrassing by both sides
     
  18. Gallant Knight

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    The f was that putt an
     
  19. Sportfan

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    Tony played great fuck off Kuchar
     
  20. Handcuffed

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    did kuch make a putt his entire round? i didn't feel like there was any chance he was making that.

    good day for the US as a whole but it's defined by the rally by the internationals at the end, really. the JT/Fowler choke really puts a cooler on things.
     
  21. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Tony deserved better. Fuck you tiger.
     
  22. bertwing

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    Sucks but I’ll take 10-8

    let’s make it fun tomorrow
     
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  23. Cornelius Suttree

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    10-8 to singles. Need 7.5 to win if I just read that right
     
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  24. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Kuch choke job in early session was worst thing I've seen. He missed a 3 foot putt.
     
  25. bertwing

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    Can we just sit Kuch and Bryson and play someone else twice
     
  26. Cornelius Suttree

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    Up 5 with 8 to play. And you lose

    That's hard to comprehend
     
  27. Gallant Knight

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    Just to be clear, both matches have to be completed for this

    if either team wins and they abandon matches then the bet is void
     
  28. Gallant Knight

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    Rickie
     
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    Fair enough....and halved matches don't count for either side so if the super crazy happens and they both halve then it's just a push/no bet.
     
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  30. bertwing

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    *tie
     
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  31. Cornelius Suttree

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    Golf Channel reporting Reed's caddie says the fans have been vicious to him

    Don't be a piece of shit if you don't want to be treated like one
     
  32. Cornelius Suttree

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    Eh Harvard beat Yale 29-29
     
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    Wait..you mean if both matches are ended early because the cup is already decided then no bet right?

    Obviously bet still counts if Rickie wins his match (for example) and then later JT never ends up finishing because cup is decided.
     
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  34. bertwing

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    That edible is doing a number on you my friend
     
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  35. Fuck this

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  36. Handcuffed

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    Woods and the vice captains taking as long as they are taking for selections when there's literally one pick to make does not inspire a lot of confidence.
     
  37. Joe Withabee

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    Bitching about the captains is up there with 10+ handicappers ITT critiquing pros swings in pure :meh:
     
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  38. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Yes, and the non pro football/baseball/basketball players and coaches that try to talk about those games. People are the fucking worst. If you aren't or haven't been in the arena, you have no right. Bunch of armchair captains. The Nerve!
     
  39. Big Meech

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    Been catching up over the past few pages ITT. I've never noticed you before but you are a horrible poster.
     
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  40. Cornelius Suttree

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    Tiger whining about fan conduct after seeing the way our crowds treat the Euros and Internationals :meh:


     
  41. IrishLAX2

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    Els dunked on him pretty hard in the press conference.

    Tough position for Tiger to be in though. He was forced to try to defend Team Reed, who deserves no defending.
     
  42. tjosu

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    They've had to defend Reed all week, this whole ordeal was just an added layer of shit resulting from his camp. Highly enjoyed Ernie coming in there to get his say about how bad American fans have been in recent years
     
  43. Deuce

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    Assuming we don’t get shit out of Reed and Bryson.

    Path to victory:

    Must have Wins from: Tiger, Finau, DJ, JT, Fowler

    Then need 2.5 points among: Woodland, Xander, Webb, Cantlay, and Kuchar.

    Feel like it ends up 15-15.
     
  44. RalfBully

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    Would be nice if DJ actually showed up
     
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  45. tjosu

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    Reed is a huge question mark but he should absolutely beat Pan. Li was really good last year but DJ losing to him would be a huge upset. Finau and Hideki should be a solid match, I’d probably swap Cantlay where you have him
     
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  46. Deuce

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    I have no idea where Reed’s head is. He could either win 5&4 or lose 5&4. Couldn’t tell you who wins but it won’t be a close match.

    I had Cantlay up there and moved him down. You are probably right though that’s a match we SHOULD get a full point from.
     
  47. Born Again Lefty

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