Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. roggins

    roggins Butcher of Bakersfield & Chris Gaines impersonator
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    And cussing.
     
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  2. Jigga

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    I don’t understand how people could not like Rory
     
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  3. steamengine

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    Poppy providing so much perspective
     
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  4. 1

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    Pretty sure 90%+ of golf fans do
     
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  5. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Good
     
  6. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    Garcia has life
     
  7. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    Cantlay is an animal and I love him
     
  8. Kirk Fogg

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    Henrik Stenson is an attractive man
     
  9. poor paul

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    not strait vibin'
     
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  10. MG2

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    "go in" from Sergio as he flies it 25 feet past
     
  11. The Milkman

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    It's actually a mood ring pullover
     
  12. The Milkman

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    Strait Vibin
     
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  13. NDJOECA

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    That would have been electric if Morikawa aced that, holy shit.
     
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  14. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    cool that colin got to put it on ice
     
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  15. pez

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    Damn koepka, so close
     
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  16. fish

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    Now I'm pulling for Westwood to complete the trifecta.
     
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  17. poor paul

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    would've been the sickest clinching point of all time to ace that. missed by an inch.
     
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    DJ, you the real MVP.

    In everything
     
  19. poor paul

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    Pretty clearly the best US team ever, and DJ is the oldest player by far at 37.
     
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  20. b7

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    Also a very enjoyable team as well. I like Scotty Scheffler a lot.
     
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  21. One Knight

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    Celebrating this American ass-kicking with a beer and PGA Tour 2K21 on stream.
    Come hang out and drink with me!
     
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  22. Wicked

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    How about the bro hug from the Brooks and Bryson.
     
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  23. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    Got to 19! Hope we can run off like 5 of these in a row. :americafuckyeah: :usasmug: :americafuckyeah: :usasmug: :americafuckyeah:
     
  25. SmoochieWallace

    SmoochieWallace Ipse dixit
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    Complete beat down. Unreal.
     
  26. miles

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    Related: Morikawa has to be just the dream foursome/fourball partner for most of these guys as well. Dude just doesn't make bogeys and in alternate shot you're always going to be in the fairway.
     
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  27. JC

    JC I yell sometimes when I watch sports
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    I love Stricker

    That closing line about this being his major was awesome stuff
     
  28. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    He is a serial killer in the ball striking department and idc what the stats say when it matters he’s cold blooded with the putter too. Him and Rahm are about to completely take golf over.
     
  29. OZ2

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    At one time I didn’t, absolutely didn’t have any reason for it either.

    I’ve had a ton of bad sports opinions through the years, it’s easily top 5 though. So easy to like and one of the better interviews and honest people in sports.

    The game is better with Rory & hopefully Rory with another few majors.
     
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  30. 1

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    Oh to be a 20 something year old with tens of millions in the bank celebrating a Ryder Cup win.
     
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  31. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    I kind of think sports should go that way. Less commercials more sponsors, let them put a logo on the screen in the corner for 60 minutes etc.
     
  32. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    I was standing in line at Walmart yelling come on go in.
     
  33. 1

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    DJs got a buzz going in this press conference and things could happen
     
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  34. portlandspartan

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    DJ loose in the press conference. Rapidly climbing my favorite player list
     
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  35. poor paul

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  36. portlandspartan

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    Can’t believe a single word he says
     
  37. 1

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    To his credit he gave a good and (very unusual) selfless answer. Said this win was the most enjoyable of his career and considering he's got a major that's kind of cool.
     
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  38. poor paul

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    DJ is legit drunk up there. Challenging the media guy who asked a question to see who can party harder tonight.
     
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  40. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Nm
     

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  41. b7

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    The media can’t help itself with Brooks and Bryson. Why force it so much. The hug afterwards was just dumb.
     
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  42. portlandspartan

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    The media didn’t even asked them a question about it. JT started it
     
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  43. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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  44. b7

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    gotcha, I stand corrected. I had the volume low I was playing on the floor with my kids.
     
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  45. undrtow

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    I missed DJ's presser. Can someone post it?
     
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    Doubt JTs mind was sharp enough to think this deep but he may have been playing chess there knowing that next week, month, year, etc... they're all going to be at a normal tournament and he wants that storyline done as far as the media goes. Force their hand once and for all.
     
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  47. portlandspartan

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    Nah, he was just fucking with them
     
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  48. southlick

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  49. undrtow

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    Love JT
     
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  50. steamengine

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    Man I hope we get to watch Hovland and Morikawa for a long time
     
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