Golf Thread 2.0 - Jon Rahm sucks

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  1. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Does anyone know if Tiger has landed yet?
     
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  2. pez

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    hes actually in a car with Rickie Fowler!
     
  3. Corky Bucek

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    I wouldn’t trust Tiger driving if I were Rickie.
     
  4. pez

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    they should have raced rental cars.
     
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  5. Sportfan

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    correct, it’s on the palm/pad where the club sits in your hand vs climbing the callouses are mainly on your fingers. I get callouses on both but the climbing ones are helpful and the palm one was painful with every swing I made
     
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  6. PaulKemp

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    Damn this looks cool. Found by accident trying to find instructors around here with pressure mats / force plates



    Stupid that playback is disabled on third party sites sorry. RoboGolfPro
     
  7. fish

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    I think you're confusing swagger with limping.
     
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  8. DollarBillHokie

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    Limping from his BDE. Ask your kids what that means.
     
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  9. fish

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    Jokes on you, I'm childless.
     
  10. Fran Tarkenton

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  11. poor paul

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    Reed is who we thought he was.
     
  12. 1

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    Once again...congrats to lawyers. They've been playing chess for a hundred years while everyone else is playing checkers. All these LIVtards getting a ton of cash just to turn around and spend it on lawyers to sue. Go away!!!
     
  13. DollarBillHokie

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    I’m confused. Who am I rooting for: Reed or Brandel? Definitely the meteor.
     
  14. poor paul

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  15. MODEVIL

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    This is just too good
     
  16. gilstein21

    gilstein21 Tight Rip 26 Seal Right
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    Same. Just depends on the course. Shoal creek, I go blue; heron bay, I go white.
     
  17. Deuce

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    Reed’s Lawyer sued his own mother. That’s the most Patrick Reed thing ever.
     
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  18. MODEVIL

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  19. dome foam

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  20. dome foam

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    Truth is a defense to a defamation suit.

     
  21. CUAngler

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    Discovery should be wild in all of these cases
     
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  22. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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  23. Gaknight

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    Lebron is out here ignoring Skip Bayless mocking his teenage son and Patrick Reed cries because a guy correctly points out he’s a cheat.
     
  24. CUAngler

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  25. Gaknight

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    Doesn’t Reed live in Houston? Gallant Knight could have found him a better lawyer with all that oil money he’s getting paid.
     
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  26. Gaknight

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    Really hope it comes out Brandel hired some dude to relive Happy Gilmore
     
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  27. dome foam

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    There is a well-connected former college golfer on Orangebloods who says Augusta gonna lay down the LIV ban hammer soon. He would absolutely know.
     
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  28. Gallant Knight

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    It’s generally not a good sign when your lawyers have a gmail address in their signature block

    also, I’m sort of members at the same club as him. My father in law took a job in the woodlands and one of the conditions was membership at that club for him and all of his kids with no initiation and no monthly dues. So basically just a cart fee every time we play.

    never seen him out there tho
     
  29. fish

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    Just booked a tee time for tomorrow morning. Feeling good and a little buzzed. Booked as a single so I hope the other folks in the group can play a little.
     
  30. pez

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  31. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    I hope you get to play as a single.
     
  32. fish

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    That never happens in L.A. County. Ever.
     
  33. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    I’ve heard people rave about Bluejack, not a bad place to have a free membership. Is it overrun with Exxon execs?
     
  34. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    I wish you good luck. It’s a shame your never get to play as a single in LA county. With an open course and as a solo I could probably play in 2 hours, 2.5 at the most. I feel like there might be no purer feeling than an empty course as a solo. Has happened a few times for me.
     
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  35. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Tomorrow I have a lesson and then maybe 9 at one of the walk on public par threes.

    Thursday I have 18 in the morning and 18 in the afternoon.

    Friday I have 18 in the morning and then work at night.

    Saturday I have a stupid fantasy draft and will not golf…unless I can talk my buddy into turning on his sim.
     
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  36. Gallant Knight

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    Not bluejack. Carlton woods

    I’ve played blueback a couple of times and it’s pretty overrated imo. No clubhouse

    the amenities on the course are cool though
     
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  37. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    What kind of amenities?
     
  38. Sportfan

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    wait wtf you have a free membership at Carlton woods? Unless it’s gone crazy downhill that’s insane.
     
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  39. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    I want Justine on the witness stand more than anything
     
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  40. Gallant Knight

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    :)
     
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  41. Gallant Knight

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    There’s a bbq shack with brisket and other stuff between 12 and 13 and on the front 9 there is a comfort station with an insane amount of food and drinks.

    everyone there is really nice

    but like I said no clubhouse or locker room it’s just a small restaurant and pro shop
     
  42. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Did you jerk off a lot
     
  43. Gaknight

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    Golf Channel and Brandel should invite his family
     
  44. PaulKemp

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    Went out after work today to a course a few blocks from my house with a friend. Asked when carts were due in and was told 745p. It’s light until after 8p. Stupid but okay.

    Hit like 10 shots on the range and we’re on the first tee at 530p.

    Played through two groups of very polite HS golfers. Turn at 645p.

    We’re hitting our second shots into the par 5 17th at 730p. Elderly shop attendant comes barreling towards us in a cart and tells us to pick up and come in. Friend was -3 and trying to post his lowest score ever out there. I was going to post a decent round too. We oblige because we’re not assholes and pull up to a line of 20+ carts needing to be cleaned, hosed down, and put away
     
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  45. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  46. Gaknight

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  47. ZeroPointZero

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    I was even through 15 today and thought i was on the verge of shooting par for the first time in my life (for reference i'm currently a 5.7)

    after bogies on 16 and 17 I was gonna have to pull off something special on the par-5 18 to make it happen. I crushed my drive into a fairway bunker and had 220 to the green, almost entirely over water.

    I'm proud to say I pulled my 2 hybrid, blocked it too far right and made a quad on the hole :russ:
     
  48. southlick

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  49. RalfBully

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    Dont understand why the LIV guys arent just going the DJ way. Cash your checks and be fat and happy. I'd say the same for just about everyone except for Taylor Gooch and he never shouldve gone to LIV anyway unless he had ZERO confidence in himself.

    EDIT: I am all in on these fireworks though in the meantime. $750m? Lol
     
  50. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Thought I remembered him living on Bluejack from an old Feherty episode. Had not heard that about the amenities, very strange