Golf Thread 2.0 - We always know what tree our ball is in

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. pez

    pez Competent
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    oh yeah definitely this if you’re asking what you should do. You can always decline to be a voluntary witness but he can get your statement eventually anyway
     
  2. Snakes

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    It would have to be a pretty damn good buddy if I'm going to show up in court for his lawsuit. And it better 100% be legit. If I have an inkling that he's just doing it just to get paid then I would tell him to find someone else.
     
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  3. Snakes

    Snakes stubbornly litigious
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    my bio is a joke fyi
     
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  4. Hatfield

    Hatfield Charlie don’t surf
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    Our state golf association magazine had him as the cover story the most recent issue. I've seen him around Richmond and have played in MG/events he's been in. Super nice dude

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    Virginia Golfer Jan / Feb 2023 (joomag.com)
     
  5. 1

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    I'd try to stay out of it I think but as others have stated, just tell the exact truth if questioned in any sort of formal way.

    It's better that the guy suing isn't a friend of yours. You'd be much more uncomfortable if he was actually a good friend and you thought it may be frivolous. That would suck.
     
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  6. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    I’d ask for half the settlement for your testimony. Seems very legal and very cool
     
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  7. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    The wife of the driver called my wife and apparently he’s being sued as well so it’s gonna be a shit show
     
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  8. pez

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    Oh yeah I’d politely decline until I couldn’t any more
     
  9. 1

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    Oh lordy.

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  10. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 Tommy Rees to anywhere else, please
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    Andddddd you’re now at the point where you’re completely justified to tell this person you’d rather stay out of it completely.
     
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  11. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    This is the level of genius he is. He’s still out playing golf and doing everything because his back isn’t really hurt but says it’s ok because the tee time isn’t under his name.
     
  12. 1

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    I hope this guy doesn't get a settlement before it actually goes to court. He's gonna get destroyed in a court room.
     
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  13. Boom TittyMilk

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    Someone definitely video tapes him playing golf and night night lawsuit
     
  14. Bert Handsome

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  15. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
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    I don’t think Jigga ‘s friends will be shaking hands anytime soon
     
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  16. bertwing

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    I wouldn’t participate in the lawsuit and I would subtly tell the defendants that their boy is still playing and to bring a video camera to the course so some opportunistic dipshit doesn’t get an undeserved payday
     
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  17. pez

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    someone is definitely getting a tee tossed in their general direction
     
  18. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Please send this into the Shotgun Start advice email
     
  19. Bert Handsome

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    I thought the AntiFaldo quote was fake until I saw the Soly one with the link
     
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  20. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    I flicked a logo’d tee at him. Yeah, that’s totes not childish and normal human behavior.
     
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  21. Deuce

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    I think subpoenaing someone on Christmas Eve and expecting them to make small talk with you two weeks later might be the dumbest expectation I’ve ever heard.
     
  22. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    "This guy was all fucked up and hit me and I want the club to pay"

    Seems like that would be between him and Henry Ruggs.
     
  23. FourClover01

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    It was a light toss, but for sure team Rory on this one!

     
  24. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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  25. Wendel Clark

    Wendel Clark Gambling God
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    On my way to Dubai, I’ll fight Patrick reed for y’all while I’m there
     
  26. FourClover01

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    Tyfys
     
  27. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    He’ll leave you in a cast like that night you couldn’t walk up 1 flight of stairs in Orlando
     
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  28. Wendel Clark

    Wendel Clark Gambling God
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    I’m on a mission to find him and throw a tee at him. I get there Thursday night. And have Friday and Saturday to myself before I got to work. I’m going to try and find him
     
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  29. bertwing

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    Can’t wait until Jigga gets his subpoena
     
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  30. Bert Handsome

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    Over Under tees thrown at Reed at the US Open: 375
     
  31. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 Tommy Rees to anywhere else, please
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    TMB Golf Thread - Where Only the Lawyers Win
     
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  32. Bert Handsome

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  33. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    Patrick Reed is a fucking loser
     
  34. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    But but but captain America!!1!1122
     
  35. LetItSoak

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    I can't believe anyone would pay $300 for this but they keep showing it to me on IG so someone must be doing it
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  36. fish

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    Just kopped!
     
  37. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Us European Ryder cup fans are feeling vindicated
     
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  38. Boom TittyMilk

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    I got it for 45$ with the discount code
     
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  39. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Imagine not rooting for Team International in the President’s Cup
     
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  40. LetItSoak

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    My putting has been trash lately. Do the perfect putting mat or similar products actually help? Wouldn't mind being able to roll putts at home
     
  41. Volholic16

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    Been considering getting one as well. Be interested to hear any feedback.
     
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  42. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I like mine. I don't use it enough but when I do I can see a difference. I'm generally going from no practice at all to using the mat with the pressure putt thing. So it's definitely better than nothing.
     
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  43. CUAngler

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    Get a mat and make your own gate to dial in your path and start line.

    tough to work on speed honestly.
     
  44. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    This is hilarious.
     
  45. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    This is amazing



    Rory has a lot to learn.
     
  46. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Yeah, maybe just don’t answer the door, Rors.
     
  47. DuffandMuff

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    Today may be the windiest I’ve experienced in San Diego. Trees down. Power outages. 18 wheelers knocked over. Seems to have calmed down in the last hour or so. Wonder if it’ll be a big advantage to the players out late.
     
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