Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    That 71 and 72 will kill a differential real fast
     
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  2. Ty Webb

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    I’m not sure you understand how a GHIN is calculated or what it means
     
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  3. Joystick Izzy

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    Wat. The differential on that 71 he shot is a +1.9. I'm a 10 hcp and those scores combined with the course slope/ratings are how you get a 3. That's how the system works.
     
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  4. pez

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    or how dates work
     
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  5. fish

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    This is a clinic on how to close out a tournament by Rose.
     
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  6. bertwing

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    Bert picks another winner :cool:
     
  7. fish

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    [​IMG]
     
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  8. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  9. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Oh. Hell. Yes.
     
  10. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    [​IMG]
     
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  11. teel

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    You guys love this Solomon guy yet if you met him in person he'd probably spit in your face and tell you to shine his shoes
     
  12. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    He threw a dart into 18 at Pebble from 245 out though. I’ll give him that
     
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  13. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Played a full round with him at Bandon and hung out over several drinks for a few days last year; you couldn’t be more wrong
     
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  14. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    This is a weird post.
     
  15. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    The Barstool fan is trying to say both sides are bad
     
  16. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    And let's be honest, he's a Miami Phi Psi - it's much more likely that he'd ignore you entirely (assuming that a. you are not also a Phi Psi or b. in one of 4 sororities) than spit in your face
     
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  17. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Never misses an opportunity to inject some weird barstool grievance
     
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  18. roggins

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    Imagine being a proud flag waver for Barstool.
     
  19. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    Imagine making random weird unrelated references because somebody thinks a bloggers attitude sucks ass
     
  20. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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  21. fish

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    Not sure anyone here has said they “love” Soly. He’s a very knowledgeable talking head who does a great job interviewing guests. We all know he takes his own golf a bit too serious but he can play. The other guys seem very likeable and I find it hard to believe that they would be such good friends with someone who isn’t at least passingly polite.
     
  22. poor paul

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    "blogger" pejorative: check.
     
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  23. teel

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    Very fair and normal response
     
  24. ZeroPointZero

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    Is there some NLU/Foreplay feud I’m unaware of?
     
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  25. LetItSoak

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    Solly catches plenty of shit here too, it has never been a love fest
     
  26. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    NLU constantly shitting on LIV while Pat Perez palls around with barstool all the time doesn’t help I would guess.

    speaking of which


     
  27. Ty Webb

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    Idk, but I’m not a fan of either.
     
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  28. pez

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  29. poor paul

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  30. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    Used to love going to the WMPO, but man has it become over saturated off the course. The field is amazing this year.
     
  31. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    People shit on Soly ITT a lot, but this tweet sums up part of why I don't listen much anymore.

    Mostly because of Randy. He pretends to be this intellectual but most of his schtick is Skip Bayless hot takes.

     
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  32. CUAngler

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    I’m not seeing your beef here
     
  33. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Randy's only contribution seems to be waiting to fire off Skip Bayless hot takes. Rory Eulogy? Who tf is asking/interested in that?

    He pretends to be an intellectual but if he covered baseball he'd still be judging pitchers by wins.
     
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  34. ZeroPointZero

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    yeah that was a hilarious moment wtf
     
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  35. CUAngler

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    If anyone is skip, it’s Tron

    randy just seems apathetic
     
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  36. ZeroPointZero

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    Would feel dry as hell if it’s just 5 guys all going over Data Golf numbers or getting real in the weeds about golf architecture. Everybody but Soly is basically playing a bit for entertainment. I don’t think DJ Pie was actually rooting against Finau but there’s more content there to lean into it than say “you’re right Soly, he’s awesome he’s just had some bad luck” for instance
     
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  37. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    They're the worst 2 by far imo

    I like the rest of the guys
     
  38. Jigga

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    Soly seemed genuinely choked up when discussing his dad caddying. DJ was perfect with the Macklemore joke
     
  39. pez

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    I really only watch the videos. Dont always have time for the podcasts, so I tend to enjoy them all. But I could see how Randy would wear on people. The foreplay videos are generally fine as well, but that’s as far into the barstool world I care to go
     
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  40. SmoochieWallace

    SmoochieWallace Ipse dixit
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    The Rory eulogy was a few years back and was legitimately hilarious.
     
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  41. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    If you have a beef with Tron and Randy, I’d point towards their NFL takes more than anything on Trap Draw.
     
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  42. ZeroPointZero

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    idk between Shanny and Stinky Dak I would say it wasn't a bad year for Tron NFL wise
     
  43. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    They dance on the line of old white racist guy takes when they talk nfl players
     
  44. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Not to mention Tron absolutely crushes everyone else on the gambling front. It’s not even close.

    He is without a doubt the best analyst they have. People just don’t like his schtick and can’t see past it many times. But he is regularly more accurate with his predictions that anyone else they have, and that’s not just in the golf sphere.

    Big Randy shouldn’t be brought into any situations where real analysis is required. Hearing him say “I didn’t actually watch this weekend but I think XYZ…” is not good for business either way, especially as they continue to legitimize their business model. He’s great in casual discussions though.
     
  45. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I understand the constant need to find flaws in people when they become a bit oversaturated post run of success (I’m pretty tired of homa content personally), but I find all the NLU guys pretty harmless and mostly entertaining. Tron can go a hit far at times but otherwise they’re fine with me. Randy is just the book keeper who happens to show up on air from what I gather.
     
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  46. pez

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    [​IMG]
     
  47. DuffandMuff

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    I like DJ Pie and no one else.
     
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  48. Fran Tarkenton

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    agree with this, i just like ragging on Solly bc he takes himself too seriously.
     
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  49. steamengine

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    Yeah the episode following their kapalua experience was cringe, but I’d probably be extremely obnoxious in that situation.
     
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