Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. stric006

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    Who dat?
     
  2. SmoochieWallace

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    Here is a not great photo of mine. I’m away from home for the rest of the week but can post more pics next week for comparison if needed.

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  3. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Can't see the carbon fiber in this one either.
     
  4. SmoochieWallace

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  5. Ty Webb

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    Might be the camera/lighting. I can see it on the top of the last pic posted where it says RAD SPEED. Can't really see it on the pic you commented on though.
     
  6. Arliden

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    good afternoon fellas, been going out more consistently lately and getting back into the game.

    Is there a go to spot in this thread for golf balls at a decent price?
     
  7. Jigga

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    Ty Webb usually has extra balls all over his place
     
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  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I use lostgolfballs.com and buy in bulk. Can get a good deal on good used balls.
     
  9. Ty Webb

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    This is what happens when you don't dump five in a row into the water...
     
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  10. Jigga

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    The first one cleared


    Also randomly yesterday I remembered your chip in on 14 and got really angry again
     
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  11. Wywan Bwowna

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    He played golf at Bama with JT. His family moved to Nashville about 5 years ago and he still works in the industry. He may have had the connection to get the suite.
     
  12. Wywan Bwowna

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    Close, but he's from Vestavia. Still a very affluent part of Birmingham, but not quite on the level of MB.

    Pretty sure I read a while ago that some of the local members invested in him pretty early on and there's a little bad blood after he fizzled out and they never got their investment back. But I could be misremembering.
     
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  13. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    A quick Google makes me think his wife is rich. She was cheer captain at Auburn and won some sort of homecoming election.
     
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  14. Bert Handsome

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    I'm going to guess that one of Rickie's 1000 sponsors has a suite and hooked him up
     
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  15. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Yeah I’m pretty sure they don’t need to rely on Smylie Kaufmans connects
     
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  16. Ty Webb

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    Possibly the greatest birdie I'll ever make. I'm glad you got to witness it.
     
  17. 1

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    Well that's what makes it an investment and not a money tree. Always a chance of your investment not paying off. If that makes a guy mad then that's his own fault.
     
  18. CoastalOrange

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    I buy in bulk from eBay. It's worked for me for the past few years.
     
  19. Bert Handsome

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    Just buy Kirkland
     
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  20. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    If you aren’t playing PROV1s, then FUCK YOU.
     
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  21. Tommy Callahan

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    He doesn’t work haha
     
  22. mal630

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    I know Smylie won a member guest last year at Vestavia so its probably not that bad for him there.
     
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  23. Bert Handsome

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    Brendan and Andy were on one today with the "Tournament used hazard water"

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  24. Wywan Bwowna

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    Oh, didn’t realize he stopped working for DL
     
  25. Wywan Bwowna

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    Yeah, I should have clarified. I didn’t mean he got run out of there or anything, just that there were a few old men that weren’t too happy - which is pretty stupid.
     
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  26. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    How do you guys feel about playing in a hoody?
     
  27. Jigga

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    I have a weird thing against playing in jeans. Being from south Florida it never really was cold enough for it to be a regular thing but I still judge people that do it even though the more courses I visit in the north the more I see it being common.

    Outside of that I’m pretty much go for it.

    (no t shirts and wear sleeves though)
     
  28. Nole0515

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    comfy
     
  29. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I think a lot of courses/clubs have rules against jeans. My club requires a collared shirt but I'd never considered a hoody until seeing DJ/Morikawa wear them.
     
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  30. Bert Handsome

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    The only way in that scenario where someone like that could have legit beef is if the player just became a jackass after some level of modest success and didn't put in any effort. His last season playing he had 18 mc's and 1 wd out of 22 events. He seemed to be out there grinding just getting his ass kicked.
     
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  31. poor paul

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    jeans no, hoodie yes.
     
  32. THEBLUERAIDER

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    If I see someone golfing in jeans, I automatically assume hillbilly.
     
  33. Big Meech

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    Golfing in jeans???
     
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  34. CUAngler

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    I'm not into golfing with a college hooded sweatshirt but I do have a lightweight hoodie that is made of the dry fit material that is great to hit balls in and keep the sun away. I don't know why I draw the line so plz don't cross examine me.
     
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  35. RalfBully

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    My course sells hoodies in the pro shop so I have no issue wearing one when it is super cold.
     
  36. bertwing

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    I golf in jeans sometimes if it’s what I’m wearing and just running up to my home course. Will also wear a hoodie too if it’s cold enough but usually shed it after a couple holes

    who gives a shit about what other dudes wear on the course if it’s not some super fancy country club. Find something else to whine about you goddamn millennials
     
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  37. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Shocking :roll:
     
  38. Jigga

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  39. bertwing

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    I don’t think your redneck ass can say much either

    me wearing jeans and a polo is much better than some of the shit people wear out there. Not gonna wear golf pants to the office and don’t care enough to keep a pair in my truck and change on the way to the course after work.
     
  40. Daddy Rabbit

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  41. 1

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    A bunch of southerners on T-MB shaming each other on what they wear in certain social situations.

    I for one am shocked!!! Shocked I tell you!
     
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  42. poor paul

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    I got no problem with other ppl wearing jeans at the course. I play a muni in the south most of the time. I've gotten my ass kicked by 20 strokes by dudes who drink a 6 pack of bud light, dip a can of grizzly and wear jeans.

    I'm not wearing them though.
     
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  43. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Those acid washed jeans really make that white belt pop
     
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  44. fattmante

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    You can find me at my local muni with my t-shirt tucked into my jean shorts, smoking my Marlboro Reds.
     
  45. bertwing

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    Don’t ever compare me to TLAU again

    he’s probably got a putter sleeve for his blow dryer to take out on the course
     
  46. Big Meech

    Big Meech I like turtles
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  47. poor paul

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    fixed it for you.
     
  48. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    One of perks of being a teacher/coach.. I wear golf pants/polo/pullover every day. Always ready to play.
     
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  49. REGGNECK

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    All gold .. wow . That white belts pops fo sho
     
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